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can I legally sue a cat?

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/20/2015 08:29 PM
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can I legally sue a cat?
This cat has no owner, but it shat on my yard and caused me to slip on its poo.

With a broken thumb, I have a choice to sue the cat or pay my bills of hospital.

The cat is a fat, Siamese cat, orange with white spots.

I can jew up a lawer to gete millions if not a date with his hot daughter, the yummy kind not the big nose kind.

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Roobit

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05/20/2015 08:36 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
Sounds like you have a plan!
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05/20/2015 08:39 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
The cat will take you for everything you've got. You'll end up pussy whipped.
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05/20/2015 08:40 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
an orange siamese huh?
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05/20/2015 08:41 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
This cat has no owner, but it shat on my yard and caused me to slip on its poo.

With a broken thumb, I have a choice to sue the cat or pay my bills of hospital.

The cat is a fat, Siamese cat, orange with white spots.

I can jew up a lawer to gete millions if not a date with his hot daughter, the yummy kind not the big nose kind.

5a
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Frayed Knot

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05/20/2015 08:46 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
In today's legal climate, I'd bet my ass you could not only find a lawyer to take the case, but also find a judge who'd lock either you or the cat up for life.

Best of luck.
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05/20/2015 08:48 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
Bring it in your home.
Then sue it when it rubs up on you while you're going down the stairs.
Trip and fall case, I think. heehee

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05/20/2015 08:52 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
This cat has no owner, but it shat on my yard and caused me to slip on its poo.

With a broken thumb, I have a choice to sue the cat or pay my bills of hospital.

The cat is a fat, Siamese cat, orange with white spots.

I can jew up a lawer to gete millions if not a date with his hot daughter, the yummy kind not the big nose kind.

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49177025


There are Siamese that have orange or reddish points, but I never heard of an orange Siamese with white spots.
bender rodriguez

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05/20/2015 09:04 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
Fuck that pussy.
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05/20/2015 09:08 PM
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Re: can I legally sue a cat?
Riiiight...What do you live in a cartoon?





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