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Penis Shaped Gatorade Bottle. ;) It's a conspiracy!

 
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Penis Shaped Gatorade Bottle. ;) It's a conspiracy!
[link to basketbawful.blogspot.com]
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I never touch that crap. Anything produced by the University of Florida is Jewlicious . Never buy the crap. It is horrible and sick.
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09/04/2006 01:46 AM
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MY GOD-Those bastards are trying to turn us all into gays.Somebody should report this to that guy that warned us about the tele-tubbies.
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MY GOD-Those bastards are trying to turn us all into gays.Somebody should report this to that guy that warned us about the tele-tubbies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62234


laugh

Wait until Rev. Pat Robertson hears about this! The Gatorade factory will BURN for this!!!

[In 1998, Rev. Pat Robertson declared that Florida would "burn" for having the "Gay Days Festival" in Orlando. 1998 was the year of the great Florida wildfires. Coincidence?]
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Re: Penis Shaped Gatorade Bottle. ;) It's a conspiracy!
For this reason it is easier to grab and squeeze :D

everything is conspiracy in glp land... get drunk and the next morning have great fun explaining to your friend that everything is a conspiracy : )

i did that on new years day on a metra train from Chicago.. people were trying not to look or pay attention. it was so freakin funny.
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Careful, thats how Mel Gibson got in trouble recently...

rolleyes
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A pretty sick design joke. knockout
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a small one tho
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hahaha thats a funny site...

i dont drink hatorade anyway.. im a poweraid man..... poweraid is the shit.. best hangover cure alive i think... i slam a 710 in the mornin after a hard nights drinking.. u can feel the water going back to ure brain its great
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even the name says it!

GAYtorade.

chuckle
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GAY-Torade

Those gay marketing fiends are always looking for the subliminal opportunities. The bastards!!!
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That's pretty funny, and the link was great. Never thought to look at the innocent enough sports drink (although it appears to be different now). I had a laugh.

Ever hear this though,
That Gatorade has something in it that if you're not active (physically moving), there's a chemical in the drink that will eat away at your liver or something? I'm not too sure what it eats, but I just remember hearing this.

Propel is good stuff. Gatorade, not so good. Same company though huh.
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09/04/2006 08:00 PM
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The slogan says it all....

is IT in you?
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The slogan says it all....

is IT in you?
 Quoting: freestrike 74441


yak
EEeyew! I never thought of that slogan that way
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bottle babes?
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Vivid imagination OP, thats not it!

pick
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I noticed that one day after i bought a bottle of it. its got a twisty cap and you gotta "suck" on it to get the juice to come out. I'm like WTF is this shit, fuck gater-Aids ! they aint gonna turn me into a Gay-bo ! tdown
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I noticed that one day after i bought a bottle of it. its got a twisty cap and you gotta "suck" on it to get the juice to come out. I'm like WTF is this shit, fuck gater-Aids ! they aint gonna turn me into a Gay-bo ! tdown
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 126286

heres a pic of the new dick shaped one here: [link to images.google.com] question
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I noticed that one day after i bought a bottle of it. its got a twisty cap and you gotta "suck" on it to get the juice to come out. I'm like WTF is this shit, fuck gater-Aids ! they aint gonna turn me into a Gay-bo ! tdown

heres a pic of the new dick shaped one here: [link to images.google.com] question
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 126286

Ribbed for her pleasure ! If you're a guy, stay away from this drink ! but encorage it to your girl ! evil3
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Re: Penis Shaped Gatorade Bottle. ;) It's a conspiracy!
How many Penis' is this great building's picture?


[link to www.greatbuildings.com]

Freaks!
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Now that's a waste of bandwidth
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Re: Penis Shaped Gatorade Bottle. ;) It's a conspiracy!
Joe Camel drinks Gatorade.
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thats a hoot!!! no wonder i never drank the stuff! I guess I picked up on the subliminal message and never put one "in me" hehe 1rof1
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bump
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bump I warned everyone i would bump it.
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Re: Penis Shaped Gatorade Bottle. ;) It's a conspiracy!
Haha.

So true.

It's just colored sugar water anyway.
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lmao

saw you mention this in chat and i just had to check it out for myself... uh boy.
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Re: Penis Shaped Gatorade Bottle. ;) It's a conspiracy!
Was watching the Da Vinci code dvd and had to put this scene on slo-mo/rewind, the part where Sophie and Langdon are looking for the "Orb" at Issac Newtons burial site..

what's the little cherub huggin?


IMAGE ( [link to i9.tinypic.com] )


and then, the camera pans really fast but then there's ....


IMAGE ( [link to img4.glowfoto.com] )


is the cherub eating a mushroom to be enlightend or ...?

That whole scene where Sophie looks around the cathedral is telling and the first thing she sees is telling.
(Or do I just have a dirty mind?)
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Umm, second link didn't work.

IMAGE ( [link to i15.tinypic.com] )
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All bow to the almight penis!
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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tried that line once - didn't work
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