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How can I please my husband?

 
Josphine
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09/04/2006 09:36 PM
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How can I please my husband?
Hi, I've been married to my husband for about five years and well, we've been having trouble with our sex life.

I don't know what I should do to be able to re-kindle that fire we had when we were both teenagers.

Can anyone help me out here?
BrownEyedGirl

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09/04/2006 09:39 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
What kind of trouble? No sex at all or has it just lessened? Or do you just need to spice it up?
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2006 09:39 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
The best way to please your husband is to stfu
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Re: How can I please my husband?
newsflash sideways bounceb
"The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing." - Oscar Wilde
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2006 09:40 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
sad that pleasing your husband is measured only by SEX
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2006 09:41 PM
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Get off the computer and staaaaaaaaaat....suckin
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2006 09:41 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
Suck my penis.

That way, my subconscious mind will connect with your husbands and...
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2006 09:42 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
Move out to the shed. I havn't been happier since my wife did. tard
yankees

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09/04/2006 09:42 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
Hi, I've been married to my husband for about five years and well, we've been having trouble with our sex life.

I don't know what I should do to be able to re-kindle that fire we had when we were both teenagers.

Can anyone help me out here?
 Quoting: Josphine 139492

Keep doing the things that you did when you were teenagers.
Ski now, work later.

O to grace how great a debtor daily Iím constrained to be.
pinkytoe

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09/04/2006 09:45 PM
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i think you should bring a second woman into the bedroom. they like that from what ive seen. course im always the third one.
pinkytoe

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09/04/2006 09:48 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
seriously, why would any one really care about how to keep a man. they are a dime a dozen. hi
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i think you should bring a second woman into the bedroom. they like that from what ive seen. course im always the third one.
 Quoting: pinkytoe

Homewrecker
BrownEyedGirl

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i think you should bring a second woman into the bedroom. they like that from what ive seen. course im always the third one.
 Quoting: pinkytoe



gangup
Josphine (OP)
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09/04/2006 09:49 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
What kind of trouble? No sex at all or has it just lessened? Or do you just need to spice it up?
 Quoting: BrownEyedGirl


I just feel like he is losing interest in me sexually and when we do have sex, I know he is not enjoying it as much as he wants to.

I just want to know how I can improve upon that.
yankees

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09/04/2006 09:50 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
seriously, why would any one really care about how to keep a man. they are a dime a dozen. hi
 Quoting: pinkytoe

With inflation, we are up to a $1 now.
Ski now, work later.

O to grace how great a debtor daily Iím constrained to be.
pinkytoe

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Re: How can I please my husband?
Suck my penis.

That way, my subconscious mind will connect with your husbands and...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 139626

if you stick yur thumb in my ass while she is doing that then i suck her boob and we have ourselfs a spiritual cyber circle jerk.
yankees

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09/04/2006 09:51 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
i think you should bring a second woman into the bedroom. they like that from what ive seen. course im always the third one.
 Quoting: pinkytoe

Oh yeah, I could just see what my wife would say to this, lol.
Ski now, work later.

O to grace how great a debtor daily Iím constrained to be.
BrownEyedGirl

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Re: How can I please my husband?
What kind of trouble? No sex at all or has it just lessened? Or do you just need to spice it up?


I just feel like he is losing interest in me sexually and when we do have sex, I know he is not enjoying it as much as he wants to.

I just want to know how I can improve upon that.
 Quoting: Josphine 139492


Maybe it is getting too routine. Like same positions over and over again. Try something new, different places, roleplay.
Grizzled Old Goat

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Re: How can I please my husband?
What kind of trouble? No sex at all or has it just lessened? Or do you just need to spice it up?


I just feel like he is losing interest in me sexually and when we do have sex, I know he is not enjoying it as much as he wants to.

I just want to know how I can improve upon that.
 Quoting: Josphine 139492

Get him to spank you - fun for both
Anail

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09/04/2006 09:52 PM
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rolleyes
pinkytoe

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09/04/2006 09:53 PM
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seriously, why would any one really care about how to keep a man. they are a dime a dozen. hi

With inflation, we are up to a $1 now.
 Quoting: yankees

pinky grumbles while digging in her wallet. i got thirty four cents. does that get me oral by at least two of ya.. 1dunno1
yankees

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Re: How can I please my husband?
What kind of trouble? No sex at all or has it just lessened? Or do you just need to spice it up?


I just feel like he is losing interest in me sexually and when we do have sex, I know he is not enjoying it as much as he wants to.

I just want to know how I can improve upon that.


Maybe it is getting too routine. Like same positions over and over again. Try something new, different places, roleplay.
 Quoting: BrownEyedGirl

Very good point. Variety and surprises really keep it fresh. Travel is great too. Nothing better that hotels for a little spice.
Ski now, work later.

O to grace how great a debtor daily Iím constrained to be.
pinkytoe

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Re: How can I please my husband?
i think you should bring a second woman into the bedroom. they like that from what ive seen. course im always the third one.

Homewrecker
 Quoting: Grizzled Old Goat

id wreck your home and you'd be grinning the whole time.....your bedroom would be condemned....heehee
Horror x Doll

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*grabs a paint roller* *paints a wall* *watches the paint dry* blink

*sniffs the paint roller* stoned
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2006 09:55 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
I just feel like he is losing interest in me sexually and when we do have sex, I know he is not enjoying it as much as he wants to.

I just want to know how I can improve upon that.
 Quoting: Josphine 139492


Maybe he needs to take some "Vitamin V" if you know what I mean...
Josphine (OP)
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09/04/2006 09:56 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
What kind of trouble? No sex at all or has it just lessened? Or do you just need to spice it up?


I just feel like he is losing interest in me sexually and when we do have sex, I know he is not enjoying it as much as he wants to.

I just want to know how I can improve upon that.


Maybe it is getting too routine. Like same positions over and over again. Try something new, different places, roleplay.
 Quoting: BrownEyedGirl


But I don't know where to look.

I mean this is the internet and all, but I don't know if he'll feel comfortable with what's being done on the internet.

I heard somewhere that him giving me anal sex would be a major turn on for a guy but I don't know if it'll hurt or if he'll think I'm crazy...
slightly retarded republican
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09/04/2006 09:59 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
Road maps work great for me.

I'll break out a road map and inevitably get tangled up in it, which scares the crap out of me when i can't see what's going on. Anyway, she's laughing and untangling me and within minutes we are naked and doing it on the roadmap, which can be annoying because the paper crinkles and rips but the good thing uis you don't have to bother folding it back up, just throw it away like birdcage paper.
Anonymous Coward
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09/04/2006 10:00 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
buy yourself a few dildos and give him a toy show
Dash Hammick

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09/04/2006 10:01 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
and to think I almost didn';t clik on this thread.

oh my,

the OP needs your advice girls,
when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
pinkytoe

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09/04/2006 10:03 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
buy yourself a few dildos and give him a toy show
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 139609

that's great advice. i know a lot of guys that love it when you get a lil freakky. try strapping one on and taking him from behind. he might fall in love with you all over again.
pinkytoe

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09/04/2006 10:05 PM
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Re: How can I please my husband?
and to think I almost didn';t clik on this thread.

oh my,

the OP needs your advice girls,
 Quoting: Dash Hammick

just call me felix the cat
cuz im getting out my bag of tricks.
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