Famous quotes on women

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Helen Rowland

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble
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Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal
William Shakespeare

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women
Edgar Wallace

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
Ellery Queen

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women.
Alfred Capus
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NEVER trust anything which bleeds for a
week out of each month and lives....

- F. Dunn

TOO TRUE

LOL Good advise for you guys :)
Oh and btw we've figured out we rule the world, we just let you think otherwise Muahaha

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!” ~ Erick S Gray

“Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”
― Virginia Woolf

“There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.”
― Mae West

“I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

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If you give her sperm, she'll have an abortion.

What about that?

I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.
RONALD REAGAN, New York Times, Sep. 22, 1980

Abortion is legal because babies can't vote.
JOSEPH BONKOWSK

Many people are very, very concerned with the children in India, with the children in Africa where quite a number die, maybe of malnutrition, of hunger and so on, but millions are dying deliberately by the will of the mother. And this is what is the greatest destroyer of peace today. Because if a mother can kill her own child -- what is left for me to kill you and you kill me -- there is nothing between.
MOTHER TERESA, Nobel Lecture, Dec 11, 1979

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If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a lifetime of child support payments.

If you give her a house, she'll take it and keep it.

If you give her groceries, she'll blame you for buying the wrong ones.

If you give her a smile, she'll slap your face, call the cops, and accuse you of abuse.

If you give her any crap, you better make sure she never recovers.

So I guess not everyone is blind.

Fixed that for you

Nope, you had it right Beso

Remember the rules, guys:

1. The woman is always right
2. If she is wrong refer to rule # 1

Dream on. It took too long to realize that a pretty vagina was way too overpriced. Women are rarely right, and men are best off leaving all other humans alone.

If a woman wants a man, she can do the chasing, and the work. We no longer need them.

Sooo... You don't like girls??

Such a typical female response. Men get tired of being treated like a door mat and that somehow translates into homosexuality. It must be hard getting through life with such a limited iq.

In my house the rules are:

1. My husband is always right, even when he's wrong, but I reserve the right to argue.

2. If he is ever proved to be wrong, it is my fault, but I reserve the right to tell him to eff off.

"The problem with women is that they are perfect"--Siddartha Guatama

I enjoy girls' bodies, and genitalia. I don't enjoy their moodiness and emotional lability. I enjoy femininity, not feminazity. I don't like the legal unbalance of power in favor of the femitards.

I'd love a decent, somewhat needy, HONEST, subservient girl or woman with a hot body. Since these are almost extinct, I'd rather either do without or just wait for the females to become desperate. Either way, I win.

I never implied homosexuality, and don't think theres anything wrong with it either. Truth be told most guys like their playstation more than anything else, and complain that they cant get ahead professionally with a hs diploma while More women are in college now and earning more (myself included) Most guys complain about spending, yet buy more toys. Maybe that's what a man wants, a steak, beer and a four wheeler. And you know what I never minded putting up with any of that. Treat me right ,and you wont be disappointed, and I think most women are the same. Guys aren't exactly the easiest to put up with either, but that's part of being in a relationship, and I don't think it matters whether the couple is a man and a woman, two men, or two women.

Oh and by the way guys, I was teasing ya when I said what I said. Wasn't expressing some feminazi view

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And what about those of us who are just done. I have a career but yeah ... I am so done with that game. I'll flirt with women, fuck em, be friends, whatever but as far as actually offering part of myself to them ... fuck that. You are no better than anyone else .. just some self centered slut who is only concerned about what she gets and how she is treated. Narcissistic to the core. You should be ashamed of who you are.

I feel sorry for you if that's what you honestly believe. A relationship is about being friends and give and take. That's any relationship, friendship marriage or anything in between. And no I don't sleep around but my personal life is no one's business but my own.

Don't care as I would never value your opinion. I can almost feel the coldness of your heart from hear. For what it's worth ... I don't believe you.

I knew the moment I met my wife she was "Miss Right".
What I didn't know was that her first name was "Always".

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
-Jim Carrey

Many of us guys worked far too hard to have things to offer a woman that would appreciate us. Since we haven't found such a woman, and we're not likely to, we have more than enough for ourselves for a lifetime. We have no further reason to earn yet more money when we have nothing worth spending it on. We can just stay away from society, chill, enjoy the toys we already have, possibly share our lives with an animal companion or fuck a woman that's decent and kind, but without any financial consequences.

In short, we've abandoned society for our own solitude.

Well said.