Can I Get A New Handler Please

Would you like me to take over?

wat?

Please stand by..

aussies are good at handling things.. especially balls

Please just not an Aussie, although I am open minded toward other nationalities, ethnicities and races.

Well yeah, must take extreme care when handling the crown jewels.

Do you even handle brah :)

Fine, do not complain then.

Well you can send a pic first and then I'll decide

Too late, you only get one bite of the Cherry :P

Let me look up Romanian brides and i'll get back to you.
BTW Dont like your chances....
So for now STFO.

How do you know that the person you saw through your cam is your handler?


PS Do you really expect your handler to follow rules? lol

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look at this libra

Maybe you have more than one handler, OP.

Someone handles you? Interesting, are you advertising on this site? If so, wrong place to ask, if it is some other type of handler, it is still the wrong place to ask.

Drop your handlers they are giving you bad advice.

That you, Jason Bourne?

I know exactly what you mean OP, my handler(s)
fuck up on occasion and you're right, it's funny.
I make fun of them all the time anyway, but when
they accidently reveal themselves, it's hysterical.

I also understand your concern that they're
sloppy and not paying attention. As strange as it sounds,
as long as they're in control of the situation, I'm OK.
It's when one of their deranged worker bees gets
obsessed with me and starts getting creative, that I
get a bit spooked. They don't understand the rules
and sometimes are
borderline mentally retarded or full on mentally ill.
I've tried to explain to my "friends" that vetting one's
employees is crucial even if they think the job being
assigned to them is nominal. But alas, they haven't taken her out.
Her handler by the way is mentally ill according to
trusted sources, so what we have here is the
psychotic leading the retarded. Did I mention the
retarded one is also an alcoholic?

On the other hand, the aforementioned dynamic duo
is good for the occasional comedy gold. They
"did something to me" last week that resulted in
one of the best essays I've ever written and has
provided me with so much laughter that I've almost
peed the couch a few times.

Being their punching bag is such a double edged sword.

post full of irony

Maybe Chelsea's sister would be more to your liking?

the noose is in the duck

You are SO sensitive! I was giving you a compliment worker bee, no need to call names.

every person who criticizes you is not one of "them". take your meds youll feel much better.

Yeah why the fuck do you think you're so important? The government doesn't give a shit to fucking devote any time or resources to you.

If everybody suddenly becomes a shill demon or handler it's time to go see the doc.

Excellent gang bang! (Do you have any idea how stupid that looked? Three people crawl out of the woodwork who actually give a shit what I say?)

Now go out and get some fresh air fellas! Don't forget to unchain yourselves from your cubbies though,we don't need anyone tripping and filing a Worker's Comp claim.

this what you secretly desire from the "deranged worker bees"?

Ha, ha, ha! The government? It never even occurred to me, thanks for the heads up dude!

You do mean tripping and breaking their asses don't you? Of course you do. My widdle worker bees have IQs high enough (at least 90) to know that I'd squish their little stingers like french fries if given the opportunity.

I'm sorry, but I just can't get over this one. Jesus fucking christ, someone had better stop typing before they give the entire farm away.

Ok dude go talk to a lamp or something that was one person. Me

"I love lamp."

"It's not just a lamp, it's a major award!"