Why would it take 4 hours of surgery to fix John Kerry's broken leg?

:FaceMarsRight:

There's a guy on Clyde Lewis right now saying that all the european newspapers are reporting this was an assassination attempt?????

I read it broke near his hip replacement and may have been the reason.

Its the difference between his medical coverage and ours.
Ours is set'em'n'forget'm
His is precise, exact, microsurgery for the fastest, best recovery possible.

Most of the time was spent wondering whether or not he'd be better off shipped to the glue factory.

:bigleagues:

This is the one that rings true for me! John Forbes Kerry, who was the richest man in congress, wouldn't settle for anything less. Of course the kid who brings his left wing newspaper to his hospital bed better not expect a 50 cent tip for his trouble.

Yeah, he's no spring chicken. I didn't know he had a hip replacement. Isn't that kind of risky to be biking like that after a hip replacement??

Maybe they had a hard time locating new lightning rods for his neck.

Because he is an ALIEN... Don't you understand the theme? lol

I work in a hospital (but not in the OR)
A "hip revision" surgery does takes a long time.

Cuz he's lurch from Adams family . He needs special treatment

Some breaks are worse than others. And he's no spring chicken.

First time the doctors had seen horse bones in a human, so they had to call in a vet.

No. That's how long it takes for a sex change operation.

Iran are saying it was an ISIS attack.

It was in the Jerusalem Post. Too many link bans to post the link.

It's the latest Sorcha F. story that ISIS tried to kill him.

re education

Time for him to hit the walking track with gramma.

where's the does-not-happen tards lately? Wasn't this supposed to be didn't happen, hoax or fake like sandy hook?

spiral fracture or he damaged femoral artery.

It could have damaged his vagina.

another website has reported that the bicycle crash was all BS, that Kerry was shot in an assassination attempt on his way to meet an ISIS representative at a French military airfield. The Jerusalem [link to www.jpost.com] Post summarisaes some of it -

Operating on a cyborg is a lot more complex and time consuming. It's still newer tech that only a few privileged have access too.

I asked "What does it mean?" before Sorcha on this one.

No lie, G.I.

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come on

give the old geezer a break

he's just enjoying the fruits

they can fix it so he can then run off to some island somewhere

just affordable care act stuff, nothing to see here

It's worse than reported and he needs a bone graft. I don't see that as a problem, though, since they can take whatever they need from his facial bones.