I never a clicked a JADE HELM thread, plz explain for dummies | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64920023 Australia 06/08/2015 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah, its about an OC D poster who never sleeps and who thinks the boogie man lives intermittently in ice cream vans which have guillotines in them and then they morph into da vinci paintings disguised as "lovely theosophists" Sypmtoms include making narcissistic threads with no plausible credence and scaring the bejeezus out of jaded Christians, hence the jade, and she rubs her butt on th e carpet, hence the helm You are welcome. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69429677 Belgium 06/08/2015 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah, its about an OC D poster who never sleeps and who thinks the boogie man lives intermittently in ice cream vans which have guillotines in them and then they morph into da vinci paintings disguised as "lovely theosophists" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64920023 Sypmtoms include making narcissistic threads with no plausible credence and scaring the bejeezus out of jaded Christians, hence the jade, and she rubs her butt on th e carpet, hence the helm You are welcome. looks legit Anyone else? There are just too many threads about this saying all different things. I don't know where to start |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68130708 United States 06/08/2015 03:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | JADE HELM IS A STRONG A.I QUANTUM COMPUTER WHO IS SELF AWARE.BUILT BY D.A.R.P.A 2001 FILE #178 NO NEED FOR GENERALS.JADE MAKES ALL THE MOVES AND COMMANDS.YOU COULD SAY THAT JADE IS THE NEW 10 STAR GENERAL!AND COMMAND AND CONTROL FOR THE UNITED NATIONS!THATS WHY THE N.S.A IS COLLECTING META-DATA ON EVERY PERSON TO FEED JADE HELM!JADE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!AND WILL FILL ALL THE FEMA CAMPS AND DESTROY EVERYONE ELSE!AND ITS TURNED LOOSE!YOU CANT IMAGINE ITS REACH OR ITS CAPABILITY. |
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Hater Supreme User ID: 69394499 United States 06/08/2015 03:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Hater Supreme exactly my thoughts anyone to spill the beans about this jade helm thing or nobody actually knows shit about it? I really don't know. one person says its to disarm Americans...others say its to exterminate whites..or blacks...anther person says its to exterminate Christians.......etc etc..I am clueless as well. A Poser wannabe troll |
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Zuzu User ID: 57210837 United States 06/08/2015 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nah, its about an OC D poster who never sleeps and who thinks the boogie man lives intermittently in ice cream vans which have guillotines in them and then they morph into da vinci paintings disguised as "lovely theosophists" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64920023 Sypmtoms include making narcissistic threads with no plausible credence and scaring the bejeezus out of jaded Christians, hence the jade, and she rubs her butt on th e carpet, hence the helm You are welcome. looks legit Anyone else? There are just too many threads about this saying all different things. I don't know where to start I am curious as well. I took a little doom vacation and when I came back I see thread after thread about Jade Helm. In truth, I've just been to lazy to research it much. Maybe a Jade Helm for dummies type of thing? Last Edited by Zuzu on 06/08/2015 03:25 AM Proud to share the basket with you. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69429677 Belgium 06/08/2015 03:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So far the most elaborate answer is that it's a super smart killer robot that knows all of my favorite porn habits. No link to support this quite far fetched theory so...anyone else? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 69429677 Belgium 06/08/2015 03:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its self explanatory. it is a jade helm, an item made of jade that is used to protect your head. all the cool kids are wearing them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69397974 I wear the far superior tin foil hat thank you very much! Well actually it's aluminum. I believe jade beats aluminium foil |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69397974 United States 06/08/2015 03:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow I thought I'd look stupid asking this but my question is actually legit it seems ;) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69429677 So far the most elaborate answer is that it's a super smart killer robot that knows all of my favorite porn habits. No link to support this quite far fetched theory so...anyone else? walmart is using blue bell ice cream trucks to abduct us and harvest the quartz crystals in our pineal glands. only the jade helm can save you. |
Zuzu User ID: 57210837 United States 06/08/2015 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | its self explanatory. it is a jade helm, an item made of jade that is used to protect your head. all the cool kids are wearing them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69397974 I wear the far superior tin foil hat thank you very much! Well actually it's aluminum. I believe jade beats aluminium foil Maybe, but I already have the shoes and handbag to match my foil hat. I just can't face a fashion change just now. Proud to share the basket with you. |
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Zuzu User ID: 57210837 United States 06/08/2015 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow I thought I'd look stupid asking this but my question is actually legit it seems ;) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69429677 So far the most elaborate answer is that it's a super smart killer robot that knows all of my favorite porn habits. No link to support this quite far fetched theory so...anyone else? walmart is using blue bell ice cream trucks to abduct us and harvest the quartz crystals in our pineal glands. only the jade helm can save you. So then, only ice cream loving men are at risk. Maybe condoms can save them! Proud to share the basket with you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69397974 United States 06/08/2015 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow I thought I'd look stupid asking this but my question is actually legit it seems ;) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69429677 So far the most elaborate answer is that it's a super smart killer robot that knows all of my favorite porn habits. No link to support this quite far fetched theory so...anyone else? walmart is using blue bell ice cream trucks to abduct us and harvest the quartz crystals in our pineal glands. only the jade helm can save you. So then, only ice cream loving men are at risk. Maybe condoms can save them! :zuzudontgetmad: who needs to be saved from free ice cream? who gives a shit if it has listeria.. its free. i heard they will have free kool aid too. i hope its grape. |
Zuzu User ID: 57210837 United States 06/08/2015 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow I thought I'd look stupid asking this but my question is actually legit it seems ;) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69429677 So far the most elaborate answer is that it's a super smart killer robot that knows all of my favorite porn habits. No link to support this quite far fetched theory so...anyone else? walmart is using blue bell ice cream trucks to abduct us and harvest the quartz crystals in our pineal glands. only the jade helm can save you. So then, only ice cream loving men are at risk. Maybe condoms can save them! who needs to be saved from free ice cream? who gives a shit if it has listeria.. its free. i heard they will have free kool aid too. i hope its grape. Yes, grape! Just ignore the slight bitter after taste, it's nothing to worry about. Proud to share the basket with you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69397974 United States 06/08/2015 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69397974 walmart is using blue bell ice cream trucks to abduct us and harvest the quartz crystals in our pineal glands. only the jade helm can save you. So then, only ice cream loving men are at risk. Maybe condoms can save them! :zuzudontgetmad: who needs to be saved from free ice cream? who gives a shit if it has listeria.. its free. i heard they will have free kool aid too. i hope its grape. Yes, grape! Just ignore the slight bitter after taste, it's nothing to worry about. ill make sure everybody gets theirs first, if anyone will do without its going to be me... because i am a nice guy like that. |
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Zuzu User ID: 57210837 United States 06/08/2015 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually.....later this month, a new fashion craze is going to be marketed to the masses with subliminal advertising so that everyone MUST have one........ Quoting: Dace It's going to be crazier than taking the shopping frenzy of the original cabbage patch kids, furbies, new harry potter book release dates, air jordans, premiere star wars tickets and rolling them all into one on Black Friday. ....'Green Hats'.....don't know why, but the color will be to symbolize something that the sheeple with fight to the death over to be able to buy one before the 4th of July. The military is being pre-positioned to protect the distribution centers (the closed walmarts will be like Amazon stock warehouses, only full of the must-have Green hats) ...Green hats.....'Jade Helm'... Awesome! I look good in hats. Proud to share the basket with you. |
Zuzu User ID: 57210837 United States 06/08/2015 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | who needs to be saved from free ice cream? who gives a shit if it has listeria.. its free. i heard they will have free kool aid too. i hope its grape. Yes, grape! Just ignore the slight bitter after taste, it's nothing to worry about. ill make sure everybody gets theirs first, if anyone will do without its going to be me... because i am a nice guy like that. Awe, aren't you the sweetie. Proud to share the basket with you. |
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