Anonymous Coward User ID: 49882486 Estonia 06/16/2015 05:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bird was born into this world and looked around.
There were lots of beautiful creatures, one more amazing than other. They were flying, swimming, crawling, running around. Some were just standing. Some were just sleeping.
"Who are you?" asked that bird. "We are stones," answered the creatures. "What do you mean that you are stones?" "That´s what we mean. Welcome to the Planet of Stones." "But you are not a stones. You do not even look like as stones." "Yes, we have noticed that, but all we know is that we are stones." "Wait a second why do you think that you are stones? Who told you that?" "Emm... we can´t remember to be perfectly honest. It has always been so." "Since when?" "You shouldn´t ask so many questions. Stones usually do not ask about anything." "Wait a second, I´m not a stone!" "Yes, you are. You have two wings, a tail and a leathers. That looks stone to us." "Are you out of your mind?" "We don´t have minds. We are stones, remember?" |
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User ID: 1149868 Germany 06/16/2015 05:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |