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The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm

 
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The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
I come up with 130 000.

It will increase to 170 000 as night progresses across Asia.
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
cool

what formula are you using
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
I come up with 130 000.

It will increase to 170 000 as night progresses across Asia.
 Quoting: best estimate 141152



I've considered that question myself at times... seems like a lot of energy being unleashed.

So how did you calculate your numbers?
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X - 1. I am the -1.
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123 Users Online Now


that's 123 who aren't
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
The number of people on Earth 6000 000 000.

Typical duration of orgasm 3 - 9 seconds.

Most orgasms occur in people between the age of 10 and 60.
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
And one orgasm every second or third day.
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
I wonder how many are saying yoo-hoo to their woo-woo and how many dolphin floggers, monkey spankers and snake shakers are contributing?

Ok, kinda gross, but how many gallons of semen are being released?
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
I come up with 130 000.

It will increase to 170 000 as night progresses across Asia.
 Quoting: best estimate 141152


Close .....

6,000,000,000 people on earth.... 50% of which are sexually active (in some way)..

That's 3,000,000,000 ...If you figure 1 orgasm per day on average, that's about 125,000,000 per hour.... or 2,000,000 every minute... or 34,000 per second
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How many people are losing their virginities? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
How many are faking it?
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How many people are losing their virginities? Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Average age globally is probably around 14.

If you figure 3% of the population is 14, and they only lose their virginity once (lol)...take the #'s above and multiply by 3%...That's about 90,000,000 divide by the average lifespans of let's say ohh 65 years...that's about 13,000,000 people lose their virginity in any given year....or 35,000 per day
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Ok, kinda gross, but how many gallons of semen are being released?
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I will give an estimate soon.
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"Average age globally is probably around 14."

I was sooooo late.
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
"or 35,000 per day"

Wonder what the men/woman ratio is?
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Ok, kinda gross, but how many gallons of semen are being released?


I will give an estimate soon.
 Quoting: OP 141152

Ew.
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Patrick25

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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
"or 35,000 per day"

Wonder what the men/woman ratio is?
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Probably 55 women for every 45 men if we assume the world's male/female ratio.

But then again, men probably experience an orgasm somewhere around 4x as often as women...so it's probably more like

14 women for every 86 men. (16% are women)
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
"or 35,000 per day"

Wonder what the men/woman ratio is?


Probably 55 women for every 45 men if we assume the world's male/female ratio.

But then again, men probably experience an orgasm somewhere around 4x as often as women...so it's probably more like

14 women for every 86 men. (16% are women)
 Quoting: Patrick25

Damn. Sounds about right.
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
That's 3,000,000,000 ...If you figure 1 orgasm per day on average, that's about 125,000,000 per hour.... or 2,000,000 every minute... or 34,000 per second
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Where is orgasm duration in your calculation? We are talking about the number of people who are currently experiencing an orgasm.
Patrick25

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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
That's 3,000,000,000 ...If you figure 1 orgasm per day on average, that's about 125,000,000 per hour.... or 2,000,000 every minute... or 34,000 per second


Where is orgasm duration in your calculation? We are talking about the number of people who are currently experiencing an orgasm.
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34,000 per second. If the average lengh is 3 seconds then there's 102,000 'in progress' orgasms going on at any given moment.
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420 million
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So that means that with increased population that there are more orgasms now than ever before. Something to ponder.
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
Ok, kinda gross, but how many gallons of semen are being released?
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I need help here.

6000,000,000 people.
3000,000,000 males.
1000,000,000 ejaculations per day.
86400 seconds per day.
2.3 ml of ejaculate for each male orgasm.

How many gallons of semen per second?
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09/09/2006 06:55 AM
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
Trust Patrick to COME up with the answer!

is there anything you DON'T know?

wave
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
Using the figure of 34,000 per second, that would be about 50 gallons of semen per second. But how much of it goes on women's faces?
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
5.858 gallons per second I got. Not literally of course, that would kill me!

lol
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yak
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mostly muds
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
my wife's havin one right now

think i'll go join her
bye

twirl
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Re: The number of people on Earth currently experiencing an orgasm
How much of the total sperm in the world, of all species, would it take to cover the surface of the earth spread out to one millimeter thick?

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