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User ID: 69515529 United States 06/25/2015 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. Pictures at link - pay special attention to the pursed lips of the bitching mother... " Kim K's Oily Ass, Ruby Rose's tatted up bod, Taylor Swift's intermittent belly button... everywhere you turn some woman is trying to shove her sex in your face.
And just when you think the only safe place to look is between the legs of the fondant teddy bear on your daughter's christening cake, there it is... a crease.
That's what happened to horrified mother Sharon Green who was trying to celebrate her 3-year-old daughter's induction into the church.
According to The Bolton News, the owners of the Occasion Cakes aka THE DEVIL would have you believe that the sex crease is really just a detail indicating the seam of where the bear would have been sewed.
"The small bear on top of the cake is exactly that — a teddy bear — and the crease on its stomach is supposed to represent the seam where the bear is sewn together. We have been making girl and boy teddies this way for 30 years and no-one has ever drawn such a bizarre, and, quite frankly, distasteful, connection," said a spokesman for the bakery in a statement on their behalf.
But we know better. And so does Jesus." [ link to www.distractify.com (secure)] |
Beso
User ID: 54888856 United States 06/25/2015 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. ~If everyone would take responsibility for their actions or lack of, then we could all be free~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38118176 United States 06/25/2015 03:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. So instead of complaining and taking pictures, just smooth that out with your finger and have your party. People are so freakin sensitive and unable to change or fix things themselves. Geez! |
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User ID: 69515529 United States 06/25/2015 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp.
So instead of complaining and taking pictures, just smooth that out with your finger and have your party. People are so freakin sensitive and unable to change or fix things themselves. Geez!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38118176 Right - it was only sexual to the pervy mom. No 3 year old would have considered the thought. The guess the sexually repressed see sex everywhere. The company offered to cover it up/fix it for her, but she chose to serve it as is and display it despite its connotation in her mind. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69532068 United States 06/25/2015 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. Now I know what to get for my birthday. A vagina cake. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45268686 United States 07/22/2015 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. Teddy Bear Vagina Cake is an excellent name for a band. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69708586 United States 07/22/2015 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. Teddy Bear Vagina Cake is an excellent name for a band.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45268686 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67615015 United States 07/22/2015 01:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. frankly im with the guy who called her a perv, Teddies usually have stitching line right up the center, coulda simply been that and part of the design. |
Milo824
User ID: 69170964 United States 07/22/2015 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Teddy Bear Vagina Cake Ruins Christening-Jesus loves you, but this little girl's mom thinks you're a dirty tramp. Example, in Victorian England people of culture would put cloth on the legs of their tables..they thought it was too suggestive to have them naked! Milo824 |