Disappearing spoons?

Well that's fuckin nutty.

check youre mum's drug binge basement..


peace

might be nutty but usually the deepest truths are a little strange.

If you have kids they are taking the spoons and forks in their bedrooms or in their bag lunch or off to a friend's with a yogurt (or whatever) and on the go. Then if you're lucky, they don't end up throwing them away. They're just in a heap somewhere in their room or under their car seats. When they get around to cleaning they bring them down to the kitchen for YOU to wash because they can't be bothered to do it themselves.

They end up behind and under furniture too because the kids eat in the family room and when finished they put their dishes and utensils on the floor. Then they start playing with the dog or whatever and a fork or a spoon ends up under the couch. They start doing this by second or third grade (except for the car), some even earlier I would guess.

My brothers and I did this growing up, and my mom stopped buying silverware. We complained about not having enough in the drawer, and she said that would change if we start putting them in the kitchen right after we are done with them.

Or....You are schizophrenic.

Or....You have someone in your household that is truly messing with you.

I have this same problem with socks.

OP, Someone is eating in their bedroom, then too lazy to bring the spoons to the kitchen. They store the spoons in a draw or under the bed, then a month or two later, they bring all the crap back to the kitchen.

Let me guess, you have teenagers that eat in their room?

Tweakers.

Some Moran is Forking with your Spoons?

Sounds like a drug addict?

obviously a case of demonic activity

call a priest