Need Help - My Sac Just Started Moving On Its Own, Like Churning Butter WTF! Parasites?

It's this. They've burrowed in from the back.

Thread: I sharted a little blood and theres this little flat noodle thing hanging out of my arss.

holy shit that's one of the funniest pics i've ever seen.

Yep, my buddy had it a few years ago after visiting Brazil. Its called scrotal ameotied predosis or something like that.

Basically its a parasite you caught from some questionable activity or bathroom or something. He said its a small worm that goes into the urethra and eggs hatch and they basically live off some enzyme in the epedidimitis.

He had to have surgery to remove them and then had to take a bunch of different pills for 3 months and continual blood tests. You should go to the doc before they develop. He waited like 3 weeks after his sac started jumping around because he was in Brazil and wanted to see a US doc. The doc said he said he almost waited too long.

What were you doing in Cancun?

It could be that your nuts just dropped since you just turned 11 yrs old. If not, just cut 'em off, you dint need 'em anyway.

Please tell me you are joking. I was just on a normal vacation! I mighta hooked up one nite with a local.. not sure. I was totally wasted at senor frogs.



Are you serious?

I think the real question here is "What didn't he do in Cancun?".

you are just transforming into a man now son.

now, sit down, ya see, when the bee sees a flower...

lol I'm 30 years old

Just get check out asap. Don't mess around with it.

Was the individual you hooked up with a local? That can be a problem, if not they mighta hooked up with one before you. You can also get it from other ways or from pools without enough chems in it etc.

If a cute Dixie darlin was there I woulda included you on that to do list!!!

Don't have sex with anyone else though until you get checkout out and get on the med.

your balls just created a giant sperm and it is about to eat it's way our through your dick hole

have fun with that

Its a nut worm infestation...apply A-1 sauce liberally for a week should kill em....

u didnt use a condom? gross dude. wtf? i cant believe people still have unprotected sex. bunch of idiot morons.

Unprotected sex is the purpose of life! Without unprotected sex, you can't instill your DNA into every cell of the woman's body. It's important, since that DNA is still part of you, and now you have a permanent connection to her.

It's worth the risk.

Oh Amigo... Senior Frogs is like the biggest pick-up joint in cancun. YA know, it only takes one Time to catch some crazy shit. What the hell did u fuk, a goat? U best get to a dr. Tomorrow, ASAP! Some boys never learn their lesson. Good luck dude. Oi-vey!

Last Edited by Let Freedom Ring 365 on 07/03/2015 12:23 AM

You probably won't be able to have children and it can spread to the brain.

I will light a candle for you when I find a minute.

It's always the good ones that get struck down in their prime.

Quick, grab a rubber mallet and beat'em outta there..Hurry, and dont stop beating until ever last one is dead.

google Mexican jumping beans

dude im 32 and I notcied this same thing when I was in my teens. Im healthy now and notice it still if my balls are loose. By loose I mean your balls got different "forms". cold and have been sitting all day they are all tight and kinda drawn up, where as if its hot or you've been active and sweaty they hang and are more manageable.

If you stare at your balls long enough they will move.

I don't know what causes this but ive been noticing it for years and im healthy I guess

Don't fuck around when it comes to your frank or your beans.

My god man, go to the fucking doctors office! STAT!

This is funny shiz, here's the deal, you don't have parasites or worms or anything, lol, it temperature fluctuations. Your balls are on the outside to reduce the temperature of your precious seed bank. In order to maintain the proper temp your body naturally expands or retracts your balls. I think everyone has stared at their nutsack and watched the action. Your fine.

Ooh eww! No

But feeling nauseous? I understand the producing new sperm, tempature flucuations. Don't ever think I felt sick though

You need to buy ball condoms.