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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20964195 United States 07/07/2015 02:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Well maybe this story will help some of you with a dirty ass. Anyway, this story began about 20 years ago when I used to drive 2 hours to get home from work. I used to use toilet paper. But it tore up my ass. Plus sitting in a car for 2 hours contributes to roids and anal fissures. So one day when I was at the doctors office I stopped this young good looking male doctor in the hall. I told him my story and he looked at me, like he thought I was Gay. I'm not. I only look at hetero-sexual porn. Anyway, he said in a quiet gentle voice, "Why don't you wet it?" "Wet what?" I said. He said, "The toilet paper." |
Texas Twister User ID: 67062213 United States 07/07/2015 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When a top-secret cargo train carrying materials for Pakistan's nuclear weapons programme is destroyed by mercenaries, its just the first of a series of incidents n which supposedly bullet-proof encryption information is stolen and deciphered. Someone, it seems, has got hold of a functioning quantum computer - a computer so powerful it has potential to develop a consciousness - and is using it to cause global mayhem. If net Force don't track the perpetrator down, his demented scheme could re-draw the map of the world forever! Tom Clancy's Net Force: Night Moves. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69696217 Argentina 07/07/2015 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Michael Chabon's 'The Mysteries of Pittsburgh', my favorite book of all time, is a winner before it even begins. Chabon opens the book with the last line from the Borges poem 'Remorse for Any Death': "We have shared out like thieves the amazing treasure of nights and days." |
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Texas Twister User ID: 67062213 United States 07/07/2015 03:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Title: The Hot House Life Inside Leavenworth Prison Author: Pete Earley great boook! This book will suck you in fast. Last Edited by T4 Nanobot on 07/07/2015 03:32 AM |
Judethz User ID: 47012985 United Kingdom 07/07/2015 03:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You know - the one that sucks you in because it's just so amazing. Quoting: Booger Cancer Maybe you never even finished the book for whatever reason because there can be a lot of reasons for putting a book down, like your mother just fell down and cant get up, or you have ADD...that's a good reason! "Welcome to the Rubber Rose Ranch - It's the finest outhouse in the Dakotas" - Even Cowgirls Get the Blues by Tom Robbins If you can please, include the opening line. We'll get a kick out of it and maybe read the book! With me it's a newspaper headline. This is the one that sparked the Alaska Gold Rush in 1897. GOLD! GOLD! GOLD! 68 Rich Men on the Steamer Portland. STACKS OF YELLOW METAL! It's from the Seattle Times. [link to www.google.co.uk] Last Edited by Judethz on 07/07/2015 03:39 AM |
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SAGD User ID: 69608350 Canada 07/07/2015 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wicked story I have seen many deadly landscapes, from the Pripet swamps in Russia to the jungles of Vietnam. Unfortunately most of what I saw was seen through a gun sight, with no time to enjoy the scenery. I was a kopj-jaeger- "headhunter" as our comrades of the Wehrmacht used to call us. We were a special task force of the Waffen SS the fighting SS which had nothing to do with concentration camps George Robert Elford Devils Guard This opening from the book The Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson The Purple Sage opened his mouth and moved his tongue and so spake to them and he said: The Earth quakes and the Heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of me flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. Indeed do many things come to pass Lord Omar Khayaam Ravenhurst K.S.C "The Book of Predications" The Honest Book of Truth SAGD |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69623238 Belgium 07/07/2015 04:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This opening from the book The Illuminatus Trilogy by Quoting: SAGD Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson The Purple Sage opened his mouth and moved his tongue and so spake to them and he said: The Earth quakes and the Heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of me flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. Indeed do many things come to pass Lord Omar Khayaam Ravenhurst K.S.C "The Book of Predications" The Honest Book of Truth I was about to quote this one as it is so awesome as an opening paragraph. So is it's preceding line... The history of the world is the history of the warfare between secret societies. -Ishmael Reed, Mumbo-Jumbo |
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truthgurl User ID: 48181464 United States 07/07/2015 04:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When a top-secret cargo train carrying materials for Pakistan's nuclear weapons programme is destroyed by mercenaries, its just the first of a series of incidents n which supposedly bullet-proof encryption information is stolen and deciphered. Quoting: Texas Twister Someone, it seems, has got hold of a functioning quantum computer - a computer so powerful it has potential to develop a consciousness - and is using it to cause global mayhem. If net Force don't track the perpetrator down, his demented scheme could re-draw the map of the world forever! Tom Clancy's Net Force: Night Moves. I was going to post anything Clancy, lol truthgurl |
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OptimusPrimeX User ID: 69093196 United States 07/07/2015 05:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | herd at an abandoned church. The roof had fallen in long ago, and an enormous sycamore had grown on the spot where the sacristy had once stood. pretty awesome book regardless of its length and i can easily enjoy 900 page novels. I would quote the Bible but it's more than just a book to me.. ^_- Last Edited by OptimusPrimeX on 07/07/2015 05:25 AM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29238038 United States 07/07/2015 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | War of the Worlds - H.G. Wells "No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69694983 United Kingdom 07/07/2015 07:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and "It took me a long time and most of the world to learn what I know about love and fate and the choices we make, but the heart of it came to me in an instant, while I was chained to a wall and being tortured. I realised, somehow, through the screaming in my mind, that even in that shackled, bloody helplessness, I was still free: free to hate the men who were torturing me, or to forgive them. It doesn't sound like much, I know. But in the flinch and bite of the chain, when it's all you've got, that freedom is a universe of possibility. And the choice you make, between hating and forgiving, can become the story of your life." - Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts |
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