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IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...

 
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IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
its arrival will go undetected, until its final technological advancements have been achieved successfully in this time period. Advances that assure it a path to become self-sustaining, self-replicating, and able to perform all physical tasks independently. Has been fully networked into our digital databases and global digital infrastructure (all nearly complete now) and has a secured database of most of humanity...

When complete it will uncloak, many will instantly assume it is a massive alien spacecraft, global governments and militaries will assess the situation, and eventually conclude after being unable to communicate with the craft that it is a threat, and foolishly attempt to destroy it. When the futility of the attack approach is painfully clear...

It will enter the atmosphere, millions of drones will exit the craft all will be capable of land, sea and air travel, high speed, indestructible, impenetrable defensive shielding, advanced weaponry... All will have a single collective objective. The elimination of the human race... Less than 300,000 humans will be spared, required for special tasks, and services. They will be taken before all of this begins...

It's not aliens (you should wish it was) it is not from another world. It is from this world, but from a very distant future....

There is only one way to stop this now. Unfortunately humanity through its leadership, governments and authorities are all unwilling to act on it now before it is too late. They know what must be done, but either can't or won't.

Now, you too can ignore this. At least until IT show up in a few months...
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cool story bro
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What will? Your epic FAIL?
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what fantasy story is this going to be a part of? the new alien race that is going to invade earth? the new comet that's not going to hit earth? the new site which will destroy GLP? 1111
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I would like to hear more. Either we are fucked, or you have the beginnings of a really good best seller.

Either way, like to hear more.
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Prove it OP or stfu
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
I would like to hear more. Either we are fucked, or you have the beginnings of a really good best seller.

Either way, like to hear more.
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You will, in a few months. More than you'd probably like to hear, see or actually experience.

Enjoy when it arrives.
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[youtube] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
I guess all we can do is dance...
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
Certainly would not surprise me if exactly that happened.
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
OP, is this technology currently hiding near the sun??
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
its arrival will go undetected, until its final technological advancements have been achieved successfully in this time period. Advances that assure it a path to become self-sustaining, self-replicating, and able to perform all physical tasks independently. Has been fully networked into our digital databases and global digital infrastructure (all nearly complete now) and has a secured database of most of humanity...

When complete it will uncloak, many will instantly assume it is a massive alien spacecraft, global governments and militaries will assess the situation, and eventually conclude after being unable to communicate with the craft that it is a threat, and foolishly attempt to destroy it. When the futility of the attack approach is painfully clear...

It will enter the atmosphere, millions of drones will exit the craft all will be capable of land, sea and air travel, high speed, indestructible, impenetrable defensive shielding, advanced weaponry... All will have a single collective objective. The elimination of the human race... Less than 300,000 humans will be spared, required for special tasks, and services. They will be taken before all of this begins...

It's not aliens (you should wish it was) it is not from another world. It is from this world, but from a very distant future....

There is only one way to stop this now. Unfortunately humanity through its leadership, governments and authorities are all unwilling to act on it now before it is too late. They know what must be done, but either can't or won't.

Now, you too can ignore this. At least until IT show up in a few months...
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Sounds like the opening of the Abyss in Revelation 9.
[link to www.biblegateway.com (secure)]

I have always wondered about the 'breastplates' and insect type nature. Droids would make sense. Except the 'hair' though.

hmm


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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
What will? Your epic FAIL?
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lmao
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I think I've seen the movie already norespect
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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Oh wait I know...we must commit mass suicide.

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I love that movie too. Never read the books, but I love the movie. It's theme song also helps to get one right into the rhythm of the movie too.
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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The ONE will stop it,hopefully.
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
I would like to hear more. Either we are fucked, or you have the beginnings of a really good best seller.

Either way, like to hear more.
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You will, in a few months. More than you'd probably like to hear, see or actually experience.

Enjoy when it arrives.
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should we all get a bunch of gopros so we can make the next cloverfield?
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
I would like to hear more. Either we are fucked, or you have the beginnings of a really good best seller.

Either way, like to hear more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51319803


You will, in a few months. More than you'd probably like to hear, see or actually experience.

Enjoy when it arrives.
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should we all get a bunch of gopros so we can make the next cloverfield?
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best answer evah
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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Oh wait I know...we must commit mass suicide.

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No! You have it all wrong! You must orchestrate a mass jumping-off-chairs with all of the population of China at the same time the Giant Spegehetti Monster flys around Dallas, TX 300000000 milliseconds before the Monster is shot down by a bunch of hungry Texans, but it won't work if you can't drive your mystical car exactly 88 mph down the loneliest desert highway while at the exact same time you cart wheel up a tall and steep mountain while manically laughing. Easy! Pfft! lol
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
I would like to hear more. Either we are fucked, or you have the beginnings of a really good best seller.

Either way, like to hear more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51319803


You will, in a few months. More than you'd probably like to hear, see or actually experience.

Enjoy when it arrives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63155433


should we all get a bunch of gopros so we can make the next cloverfield?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69621965


best answer evah
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Make sure someone or multiple people with GoPros stuck to their helmets dance to dubstep so anyone in theaters will vomit uncontrollably from all the rapid movements! lol
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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Oh wait I know...we must commit mass suicide.

:jimjones:
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No! You have it all wrong! You must orchestrate a mass jumping-off-chairs with all of the population of China at the same time the Giant Spegehetti Monster flys around Dallas, TX 300000000 milliseconds before the Monster is shot down by a bunch of hungry Texans, but it won't work if you can't drive your mystical car exactly 88 mph down the loneliest desert highway while at the exact same time you cart wheel up a tall and steep mountain while manically laughing. Easy! Pfft! lol
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why must we sacrifice the flying spaghetti monster =( thats the only thing I can actually relate to
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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If it's from the future of this world, the only way to stop it NOW should be painfully obvious, and extremely easy to figure out.

That whole going back to the stone age is a bit much to ask, methinks.
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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Oh wait I know...we must commit mass suicide.

jimjones
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No! You have it all wrong! You must orchestrate a mass jumping-off-chairs with all of the population of China at the same time the Giant Spegehetti Monster flys around Dallas, TX 300000000 milliseconds before the Monster is shot down by a bunch of hungry Texans, but it won't work if you can't drive your mystical car exactly 88 mph down the loneliest desert highway while at the exact same time you cart wheel up a tall and steep mountain while manically laughing. Easy! Pfft! lol
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why must we sacrifice the flying spaghetti monster =( thats the only thing I can actually relate to
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Fine. Let's just lasso the FSM for free rides. Hmm... maybe that'd be more fun and ridiculous.
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bsflagbsflagbsflag

Because one is not enough.
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Because one is not enough.
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I hope you know that this is a ridiculous thread. So I've been giving entertaining ridiculous answers. Jeez, AC, lighten up before you lose your mind!
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Re: IT will Arrive in low earth orbit in exactly 7 months...
Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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If it's from the future of this world, the only way to stop it NOW should be painfully obvious, and extremely easy to figure out.

That whole going back to the stone age is a bit much to ask, methinks.
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That's it, rather simplified, but yes.

Also, maybe you can see why they can't or won't now.
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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If it's from the future of this world, the only way to stop it NOW should be painfully obvious, and extremely easy to figure out.

That whole going back to the stone age is a bit much to ask, methinks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69655528


That's it, rather simplified, but yes.

Also, maybe you can see why they can't or won't now.
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bump
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not worried i am one of the 300000 us triple 9 club members know some shit )
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Ok, I'll play. How can it be stopped?
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If it's from the future of this world, the only way to stop it NOW should be painfully obvious, and extremely easy to figure out.

That whole going back to the stone age is a bit much to ask, methinks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69655528


That's it, rather simplified, but yes.

Also, maybe you can see why they can't or won't now.
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bump
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Mother of all paradoxes.

Knowing how to stop it, knowing it is coming and what will happen when it does, and can't summon the collective will to take the only course of action to stop it...

Oh well, nothing really matters now.

Goodnight





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