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Inside Info From Employee!!! Jade Helm???

 
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GM: I still cant believe we are going to close this store in late August. I just feel bad about the employees here, most of them are very close to me.

[...]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54595782


Indeed, verrry close, silently easing nature and gathering GLP intel.

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when people are unable to fill their SSRI prescriptions they will go zombie.
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when people are unable to fill their SSRI prescriptions they will go zombie.
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happening all over

Here's a story from Canada

[link to www.cbc.ca]
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happening all over

Here's a story from Canada

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OP said that the store is going to be temporarily closed, not indefinitely...
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Jade bidet!
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Ok guys, i am fucking shitting bricks right now.. I work at a Walgreens in the San Fernando Valley (not going to say which one, since i need to protect my identity) and came across something disturbing last night. I wanted to post this last night as soon as i got home, but i was fucking tired and had to work this morning. I got home a few hours ago.

I also posted 2 pics of my uniform to show you guys that i work there. Dont mind the German flag, im using a VPN to protect my identity.


Here it goes......



The Walgreens i work at closes at 11:00 pm and it was around 11:30-11:45. I am a cashier there and before i clocked out, i had to take a massive shit. Ive been holding it in for almost 3 hours, so I had to go. About a few minutes of going to the bathroom, my general manager and district manager came in as well. The district manager usually comes by once or twice a month to check up on the store... Anyway, as soon as those two walked in, i heard them both talking about something extremely disturbing... Please note, the conversation is not 100% exact, i just summarized it.

My general manager is a mexican and the district manager is white, so i know who was who..

GM: I still cant believe we are going to close this store in late August. I just feel bad about the employees here, most of them are very close to me.

District: It is what it is unfortunately. Pretty much all of the Walgreen stores are going to close temporarily. They told me that it is for maintenance.

GM: Thats weird. This store is brand new, i dont see why it needs maintenance.

District: I honestly dont know either. The regional manager recently informed me about this too, so again, i wouldnt really know.



After that, they left the bathroom. There are 4 stalls and 2 urinals in the bathroom (they used the urinals and not the stalls. ), i am 100% sure that they didnt know that i was in the stall.. Cuz they wouldnt have talked about this. Me and another employee were the only ones in the store. There were no customers.


If there is anyone out there who has heard something similar please let us know!!! This must be related to Jade Helm!! Just like Walmart!



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54595782


BS!!!

I've worked for Walgreen Co for over 10 years in new stores construction... And not a SINGLE ONE OF THE over 2,000 stores I've coordinated upon have ever had more than 2 stalls in each restroom.
90% of the time it is always one urinal and a stall in the men's and 2 stalls in the women's.
And the shirt you have is not to code with Walgreen Co either.
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Ok guys, i am fucking shitting bricks right now.. I work at a Walgreens in the San Fernando Valley (not going to say which one, since i need to protect my identity) and came across something disturbing last night. I wanted to post this last night as soon as i got home, but i was fucking tired and had to work this morning. I got home a few hours ago.

I also posted 2 pics of my uniform to show you guys that i work there. Dont mind the German flag, im using a VPN to protect my identity.


Here it goes......



The Walgreens i work at closes at 11:00 pm and it was around 11:30-11:45. I am a cashier there and before i clocked out, i had to take a massive shit. Ive been holding it in for almost 3 hours, so I had to go. About a few minutes of going to the bathroom, my general manager and district manager came in as well. The district manager usually comes by once or twice a month to check up on the store... Anyway, as soon as those two walked in, i heard them both talking about something extremely disturbing... Please note, the conversation is not 100% exact, i just summarized it.

My general manager is a mexican and the district manager is white, so i know who was who..

GM: I still cant believe we are going to close this store in late August. I just feel bad about the employees here, most of them are very close to me.

District: It is what it is unfortunately. Pretty much all of the Walgreen stores are going to close temporarily. They told me that it is for maintenance.

GM: Thats weird. This store is brand new, i dont see why it needs maintenance.

District: I honestly dont know either. The regional manager recently informed me about this too, so again, i wouldnt really know.



After that, they left the bathroom. There are 4 stalls and 2 urinals in the bathroom (they used the urinals and not the stalls. ), i am 100% sure that they didnt know that i was in the stall.. Cuz they wouldnt have talked about this. Me and another employee were the only ones in the store. There were no customers.


If there is anyone out there who has heard something similar please let us know!!! This must be related to Jade Helm!! Just like Walmart!



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54595782


BS!!!

I've worked for Walgreen Co for over 10 years in new stores construction... And not a SINGLE ONE OF THE over 2,000 stores I've coordinated upon have ever had more than 2 stalls in each restroom.
90% of the time it is always one urinal and a stall in the men's and 2 stalls in the women's.
And the shirt you have is not to code with Walgreen Co either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69760117


troll harder shill..

[link to corinneelysee.files.wordpress.com (secure)]

[link to media.navigatored.com]
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07/24/2015 03:10 AM
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:5stars: for bathroom intel.
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It's way better than "uncle intel".

5 stars for the pictures.

Basically, we have a month before GLP gets innundated with stories about Southern California doom.
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So your proof is picture of a T-shirt?
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07/24/2015 03:15 AM
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Backed up with video evidence.

Here is the surveilance footage.



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My sister works for Walgreens, actually just got another promotion....which doesn't make sense if they plan to close stores in August. I'll tell her about this and will post if she finds anything out.
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Hey OP is this the Walgreens on the corner of Sherman Way and Van Nuys Blvd? I actually applied and interviewed for the assistant manager trainee position at that location and was told I might have to relocate out of the county because many of the stores are closing temporarily. Maybe it is related?
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Ok guys, i am fucking shitting bricks right now.. I work at a Walgreens in the San Fernando Valley (not going to say which one, since i need to protect my identity) and came across something disturbing last night. I wanted to post this last night as soon as i got home, but i was fucking tired and had to work this morning. I got home a few hours ago.

I also posted 2 pics of my uniform to show you guys that i work there. Dont mind the German flag, im using a VPN to protect my identity.


Here it goes......



The Walgreens i work at closes at 11:00 pm and it was around 11:30-11:45. I am a cashier there and before i clocked out, i had to take a massive shit. Ive been holding it in for almost 3 hours, so I had to go. About a few minutes of going to the bathroom, my general manager and district manager came in as well. The district manager usually comes by once or twice a month to check up on the store... Anyway, as soon as those two walked in, i heard them both talking about something extremely disturbing... Please note, the conversation is not 100% exact, i just summarized it.

My general manager is a mexican and the district manager is white, so i know who was who..

GM: I still cant believe we are going to close this store in late August. I just feel bad about the employees here, most of them are very close to me.

District: It is what it is unfortunately. Pretty much all of the Walgreen stores are going to close temporarily. They told me that it is for maintenance.

GM: Thats weird. This store is brand new, i dont see why it needs maintenance.

District: I honestly dont know either. The regional manager recently informed me about this too, so again, i wouldnt really know.



After that, they left the bathroom. There are 4 stalls and 2 urinals in the bathroom (they used the urinals and not the stalls. ), i am 100% sure that they didnt know that i was in the stall.. Cuz they wouldnt have talked about this. Me and another employee were the only ones in the store. There were no customers.


If there is anyone out there who has heard something similar please let us know!!! This must be related to Jade Helm!! Just like Walmart!



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54595782

OP's account of events seems legit?wine
 Quoting: UseLessRepEATER


We had one(new) close recently for unexplained reasons, my friend knows the GM there, and he said corporate gave no reason, and they were well in the black.
 Quoting: M*walk


We just had a brand new one close here also (Florida). This was a few months ago and my first thoughts were Jade Helm as it was new so no reason to close. However, they quickly converted it to a Verizon center. ?? WTF??
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07/24/2015 03:19 AM
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Did you have to stop and listen in mid-squeeze?

You sure as hell don't want to pinch and plop in that situation?

?
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Hey OP is this the Walgreens on the corner of Sherman Way and Van Nuys Blvd? I actually applied and interviewed for the assistant manager trainee position at that location and was told I might have to relocate out of the county because many of the stores are closing temporarily. Maybe it is related?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26445659


That's weird. I think Walmarts are designated vaccine centers during a Fema emergency or something to that effect.
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:5stars: for bathroom intel.
 Quoting: Desert Gypsy

Much more believable than "Uncle intel"...thats for sure.

5a
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OP, we're tears running down your face when you typed that? Is it true your uncle is the GM?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69582971


tears ran down MY face when I read this! lolsign


OP - I find it odd that the DM and GM peed together and talked shop - not saying I don't buy what you're selling (and pretty soon, you won't be!) - i just find it odd and disturbing....
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Did you have to stop and listen in mid-squeeze?

You sure as hell don't want to pinch and plop in that situation?

?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5217367


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im 100% sure OP isnt trolling...

take a look at this.

this time, this doom is real.

siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

doomalert5
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holy shit!!! i remember watching that video a while back. i totally forgot about it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63683732


Wow me too..Good info OP
IT IS WHAT IT IS...
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Backed up with video evidence.

Here is the surveilance footage.



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rofl5

laughlaughlaughlaugh
TIME IS A TRICK...

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Backside intel!
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feedtroll bsflag


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thank you OP...

you the real thing...

cheap rent apartment carpet
young man scrawl

yet intelligent enough to customize the photo for GLP

would go right along with the closing of targets....

thanks for taking the risk ....

hope you can laugh at all the potty jokes...lol

is that toilet paper on your shoe?
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If internet business is so big, why is the postal service habitually collapsing. They should be booming. Think about it.
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OP, we're tears running down your face when you typed that? Is it true your uncle is the GM?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69582971


tears ran down MY face when I read this! lolsign


OP - I find it odd that the DM and GM peed together and talked shop - not saying I don't buy what you're selling (and pretty soon, you won't be!) - i just find it odd and disturbing....
 Quoting: Waif & Stray


Guys do that all the time. You'd be surprised. I never knew either, but my husband tells me about his day and apparently biz convos DO happen in the 'boys' bathroom and he works for a multi-billion dollar company.
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ER MY GERD!!!!!! Finally, some real info. Bathroom Intel is always the best shit!!!! Titty out
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07/24/2015 04:28 AM
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[link to www.usatoday.com]

"Drugstore chain Walgreens Boots Alliance (WBA) announced plans to close about 200 U.S. stores as part of its first earnings report since it merged with European drug retailer Alliance Boots last year.

Walgreens, the largest U.S. drugstore chain, said it will close the stores amid plans to boost its previously announced cost-cutting initiative by $500 million."
 Quoting: calx


they didnt say they were going to close it forever, they said it was only temporary.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54595782


Well, it only takes awhile to round up any remaining real Americans who haven't been brought into the satanic the putrid fold that will eagerly accept the Mark of the Beast.

They only need the holding centers for long enough to exterminate the good people. You know... The Red Listed people. All of the degenerate sheeple will be allowed to get back to their consumerism at Walgreens and Walmart, after the Nazis have Zyklon B'ed God's elect.
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Ok guys, i am fucking shitting bricks right now.. I work at a Walgreens in the San Fernando Valley (not going to say which one, since i need to protect my identity) and came across something disturbing last night. I wanted to post this last night as soon as i got home, but i was fucking tired and had to work this morning. I got home a few hours ago.

I also posted 2 pics of my uniform to show you guys that i work there. Dont mind the German flag, im using a VPN to protect my identity.


Here it goes......



The Walgreens i work at closes at 11:00 pm and it was around 11:30-11:45. I am a cashier there and before i clocked out, i had to take a massive shit. Ive been holding it in for almost 3 hours, so I had to go. About a few minutes of going to the bathroom, my general manager and district manager came in as well. The district manager usually comes by once or twice a month to check up on the store... Anyway, as soon as those two walked in, i heard them both talking about something extremely disturbing... Please note, the conversation is not 100% exact, i just summarized it.

My general manager is a mexican and the district manager is white, so i know who was who..

GM: I still cant believe we are going to close this store in late August. I just feel bad about the employees here, most of them are very close to me.

District: It is what it is unfortunately. Pretty much all of the Walgreen stores are going to close temporarily. They told me that it is for maintenance.

GM: Thats weird. This store is brand new, i dont see why it needs maintenance.

District: I honestly dont know either. The regional manager recently informed me about this too, so again, i wouldnt really know.



After that, they left the bathroom. There are 4 stalls and 2 urinals in the bathroom (they used the urinals and not the stalls. ), i am 100% sure that they didnt know that i was in the stall.. Cuz they wouldnt have talked about this. Me and another employee were the only ones in the store. There were no customers.


If there is anyone out there who has heard something similar please let us know!!! This must be related to Jade Helm!! Just like Walmart!



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )



IMAGE ( [link to i.imgur.com] )

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54595782





Man, if you are legit, then you should receive the coveted GLP'er of the week award.
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My uncle just told me he was taking a shit in Burger King and he overheard the GM talking about how people shouldn't be shitting in the fryer, so they'll have to close for plumbing maintenance.





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