My dog is racist

'MY DOG is a racist. There, I said it.

She’s also angry, anti-social and homophobic. If she were human, she’d probably have her own talk show.

Worse still, the dog is only homophobic towards lesbians, which also makes her sexist. And even this is further complicated by the fact that when it comes to other dogs, she is, herself, a lesbian.

Of course, I fully support her sexual preferences — even if they do fulfil Cory Bernardi’s worst fears about gay marriage — but, frankly, the other sh*t has got to go.

Too often I have been walking her down the street and she has attempted to launch at innocent gentlemen of a darker hue or middle-aged women with sensible haircuts.

This would be bad enough at the best of times, but when you’re a white, male News Corp journo strolling through a Greens-voting electorate, you really don’t need any extra reasons for people wanting to kill you.'


Yeah, you did just read that total lot of bullshit. The new age sissy generation at it again to find more to whine about. What ever will they do...