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Anonymous Coward User ID: 63706349 United States 07/31/2015 07:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? A 300 pound wife that smells like fish and cat shit and you need to ask if you should divorce her? By the way, I call BS cuz if they are THAT fat, they might be grinding belly buttons, but that's about it. I would hate to smell under their pannuses (underneath the folds of their stomach)...Gross. |
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Saddletramp User ID: 28843108 United States 07/31/2015 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? I definitely think you need counseling OP...not for your Marriage, but because you had to see that... :damnedbig: "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
SAGD User ID: 13942918 Canada 07/31/2015 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? I got a question what brand of.couch that can withstand 800 pounds of walrus slamming? Last Edited by SAGD on 07/31/2015 07:36 PM SAGD |
Saddletramp User ID: 28843108 United States 07/31/2015 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? I got a question what brand of.coach that can withstand 800 pounds of walrus slamming? I know, OP could have filmed that and sold it to the furniture maker, proof of durability!!! "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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ItsAllOneBigLie User ID: 61274960 United States 07/31/2015 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? LMFAO! Funniest thing I've read all day. "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus "It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus "The trouble is, you think you have time." |
Daggo User ID: 68822618 United States 07/31/2015 07:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? Tell her you want in on the action dumbass!! :Pirate Flag: 8-14-2018 The day Free Speech died in America |
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~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~ User ID: 65969492 United States 07/31/2015 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LMFAO! Funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks. PS---Divorce, not for the taco grinding, but for the cat shit and fish smell.... Last Edited by A Mery Can on 07/31/2015 08:12 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 42760501 United States 07/31/2015 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm on my cell now . I confronted her , she tried to deny it but finally admitted it had been going on for almost a year !! No wonder why the fucking couch is all stained up! She told me it was the fucking cats so I got rid of the little fuckers 6 months ago then told me it was our ferret!! God damn it I sold that damn thing 2 weeks ago!! The whole time it was pussy juice from her and her fat ass girlfriend !! Plus one corner of the couch has freakin skid marks ! I should have known something was up with those cause the dog has been licking that corner for almost 3 months !! Damn I'm so pissed right now !!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68474273 United States 07/31/2015 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? A 300 pound wife that smells like fish and cat shit and you need to ask if you should divorce her? By the way, I call BS cuz if they are THAT fat, they might be grinding belly buttons, but that's about it. I would hate to smell under their pannuses (underneath the folds of their stomach)...Gross. This...I don't even know why bbws would do that...the "tacos" would be in different zipcodes. Scissoring only works for skinny and hopefully hot women. |
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Saddletramp User ID: 28843108 United States 07/31/2015 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Think outside the bun... "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 47682176 Canada 07/31/2015 08:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I come home early from work and catch her and her best friend grinding tacos on the couch . They didnt see me and i left quietly in shock, went back to work and now im home. Quoting: INshock 69924102 She is running errands , i have no idea what to do or say. Im thinking about pretending it didnt happen? Dont even say I should have asked to join in , Im not into that kind of thing plus my wife weighs 300 plus and her friend easily weighs 500 pounds. It looked like 2 walruses wrestling and smelled like old fish and cat shit. divorce or counseling ? WTF! You got f350 leaf springs in that couch?!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69916459 United States 07/31/2015 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm on my cell now . I confronted her , she tried to deny it but finally admitted it had been going on for almost a year !! No wonder why the fucking couch is all stained up! She told me it was the fucking cats so I got rid of the little fuckers 6 months ago then told me it was our ferret!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42760501 God damn it I sold that damn thing 2 weeks ago!! The whole time it was pussy juice from her and her fat ass girlfriend !! Plus one corner of the couch has freakin skid marks ! I should have known something was up with those cause the dog has been licking that corner for almost 3 months !! Damn I'm so pissed right now !!! Again, I call bullshit. |