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Any old farts out there have just given up on sex?

 
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I found myself single again. My first boyfriend from HS reemerged in my life through that site classmates after years of having no idea where he was or what became of him. We never consummated back in the old days. In modern times we flirted and carried on and he talked a BIG GAME. So we made plans to meet in the middle of where we lived and it was a long drive for the both of us.

When we adjourned to the room he reveled the smallest penis I had ever seen. I was so freaking enraged by the lack of warning about this it took everything I had not to punch him in the forehead. Now, I am not saying I am a size queen but he could have sort of indicated this would be the situation instead of keeping it a big secret while building up the fantasy beforehand.

After this and my life path in general I just retired myself from the game. Its too bad. I Love sex. But there is just so much to go through before you get to the naked, so much investment - its disheartening.

I will admit its very depressing to think it may never happen again. I find myself lingering over memories of long gone by days when I had a steady man, we played for hours and watched movies and played until we had to get up and cook near naked for calorie replenishment. I had no idea I'd look back years later on it and realize that was my youth.

Growing old is not for sissies as they say . . .
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Ok, so after the small reveal, did you leave or give it a go?
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55816120


The average man can usually get a woman whose 10 years younger than himself. At 45 that's not so bad but at 53 you're getting 43 year olds. That's not so good. Fucking women your own age at 53? That's a nightmare.
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Yep, after 38 its all over, cant function
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Hey! You people are depressing!

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^^^ Yes people I have shared this with have found it quite humorous. I was not amused. He could have made mention of this so I could have been prepared to be inventive. Instead he played verbal mind games about the astronomical sex he was going to give me.

I drove a damn day for that too . . .
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
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I'm 52 and feel the same as you. My wife is a complete prude (I am lucky to get straight missionary 1x per month). I am trying to remain faithful, but feel like life has passed me by...
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^^^ Yes people I have shared this with have found it quite humorous. I was not amused. He could have made mention of this so I could have been prepared to be inventive. Instead he played verbal mind games about the astronomical sex he was going to give me.

I drove a damn day for that too . . .
Hung like a thumb. My thumb, not his.
I have small hands.
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Do you have a black hole?
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i cant believe people in their early 40s saying no to sex....

Im 46 , never been better!! i feel like i could do this for another 20 years!! and I probably will....frequently.
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
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I'm 52 and feel the same as you. My wife is a complete prude (I am lucky to get straight missionary 1x per month). I am trying to remain faithful, but feel like life has passed me by...
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She's not a prude. If some guy came along that really got her going, she'd be corn-holing like a champ.
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I was great up to 60 and got a divorce because she said that sex was coming to an end. Probably not the smartest thing I ever did. Of course, she had her own reasons.
I feel sorry for those of you that give up sex voluntarily.
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i cant believe people in their early 40s saying no to sex....

Im 46 , never been better!! i feel like i could do this for another 20 years!! and I probably will....frequently.
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You're missing the point.
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I found myself single again. My first boyfriend from HS reemerged in my life through that site classmates after years of having no idea where he was or what became of him. We never consummated back in the old days. In modern times we flirted and carried on and he talked a BIG GAME. So we made plans to meet in the middle of where we lived and it was a long drive for the both of us.

When we adjourned to the room he reveled the smallest penis I had ever seen. I was so freaking enraged by the lack of warning about this it took everything I had not to punch him in the forehead. Now, I am not saying I am a size queen but he could have sort of indicated this would be the situation instead of keeping it a big secret while building up the fantasy beforehand.

After this and my life path in general I just retired myself from the game. Its too bad. I Love sex. But there is just so much to go through before you get to the naked, so much investment - its disheartening.

I will admit its very depressing to think it may never happen again. I find myself lingering over memories of long gone by days when I had a steady man, we played for hours and watched movies and played until we had to get up and cook near naked for calorie replenishment. I had no idea I'd look back years later on it and realize that was my youth.

Growing old is not for sissies as they say . . .
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Ok, so after the small reveal, did you leave or give it a go?
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Ok, here is the deal. I am an experienced lady and I've seen my share. I had run across another rather diminutive penis in my younger years - but this man brought such a rock star attitude into the bedroom we had a blast anyway. This old HS flame lied about his abilities and prowess, so when he revealed his penis mcnugget he then brought all his lack of esteem about his situation into the bed too. It was a depressing situation and I did go through the motions as did he. But I was enraged. I don't think I've ever been so mad and felt so deceived. He had ample opportunity to be honest - instead he built up this situation in my mind where I thought I was going to have my doors knocked off.

To be fair though I did tend to like my sex rodeo style. Knock over lamps and bounce the mattress off the box springs. I hate the lack of activity in my life now but as other posters have mentioned its tough out there and that vital chemistry is a hard thing to find. So those of you who have got it - you know, thank your lucky stars.
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
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Good God what a horrible person you are

Probably are a pedo
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I was great up to 60 and got a divorce because she said that sex was coming to an end. Probably not the smartest thing I ever did. Of course, she had her own reasons.
I feel sorry for those of you that give up sex voluntarily.
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Few men give up sex. They give up having sex with old bags.
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
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Sex is overrated.
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52 female and I have my toys...don't need bullshit games anymore.
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Funny how women always use that term "playing games" about men , when they are the ones who are playing them. tomato
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55816120


I'm 52 and feel the same as you. My wife is a complete prude (I am lucky to get straight missionary 1x per month). I am trying to remain faithful, but feel like life has passed me by...
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She's not a prude. If some guy came along that really got her going, she'd be corn-holing like a champ.
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I have got her going (1 or more orgasm's) every time we have sex (with the exception of maybe 5-6 times in 24 years of marriage). Despite this, She still has no desire to have sex... How do I know she is having an orgasm? Stick your finger in her ass when she is moaning
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55816120


I'm 52 and feel the same as you. My wife is a complete prude (I am lucky to get straight missionary 1x per month). I am trying to remain faithful, but feel like life has passed me by...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19782831


I cannot ethically cross that line . . . but in all honesty I would like a situation with a man - monogamous - who had a wife that was not interested. I say this because I know there are men who are not getting any - but who do not wish to divorce their wife/kids - and too be honest I don't want a full time man around.

I do have my own life. I'd just like a situation where my needs were taken care of physically and vice versa.

I don't really care to be judged for thinking this way - as I have said initially - I won't cross that line - but damn, I know there are some men out there imprisoned and that is not fair either.
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52 female and I have my toys...don't need bullshit games anymore.
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Funny how women always use that term "playing games" about men , when they are the ones who are playing them. tomato
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When I was young I thought that when I got older it would be much simpler to get laid as I thought older women would be more down-to-Earth and grateful to get it. Nope, they never change. They still think that they are the Queen of the Hop and that you should still jump through hoops for them.
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
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Sex is overrated.
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The right kind of sex, with the right kind of chemistry - there is no comparison in life to how wonderful that is. Only if you have experienced this kind of connection can you know in your bones that it is in no way over rated.

Can we live without it for a lot of different reasons - yes. But there is nothing over rated about really good sex.
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52 female and I have my toys...don't need bullshit games anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69780147


Funny how women always use that term "playing games" about men , when they are the ones who are playing them. tomato
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When I was young I thought that when I got older it would be much simpler to get laid as I thought older women would be more down-to-Earth and grateful to get it. Nope, they never change. They still think that they are the Queen of the Hop and that you should still jump through hoops for them.
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Fortunately I am a hetro woman so I have no idea what its like for men. I am also not sure what the hoops are because I am self sufficient.

I think sadly its just that for both sexes it is hard to find a quality match.
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God ya'll are depressing for when I get older.
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I *am* older and they are depressing the fuck out of me, too.

sometimes I wonder if these types of threads aren't the ultimate troll... I mean seriously, are there this many men out there who think so little of women?

It's that US propaganda - it's doing the men's heads in.
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
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Sex is overrated.
 Quoting: Vituperate Me


The right kind of sex, with the right kind of chemistry - there is no comparison in life to how wonderful that is. Only if you have experienced this kind of connection can you know in your bones that it is in no way over rated.

Can we live without it for a lot of different reasons - yes. But there is nothing over rated about really good sex.
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yep, he's 43 and I'm 49
16 yrs together, it never stops, and as long as we are together it never will. love of my life.

I'm blessed and I know it. I don't know what I did to deserve such a great man. :)

hf to everyone
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52 female and I have my toys...don't need bullshit games anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69780147


Funny how women always use that term "playing games" about men , when they are the ones who are playing them. tomato
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68824628


When I was young I thought that when I got older it would be much simpler to get laid as I thought older women would be more down-to-Earth and grateful to get it. Nope, they never change. They still think that they are the Queen of the Hop and that you should still jump through hoops for them.
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Fortunately I am a hetro woman so I have no idea what its like for men. I am also not sure what the hoops are because I am self sufficient.

I think sadly its just that for both sexes it is hard to find a quality match.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69932715


I mean 52 year old women who think that a man should still respond to them the way that they were responded to when they were a cute little 19 year old.
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Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55816120


The average man can usually get a woman whose 10 years younger than himself. At 45 that's not so bad but at 53 you're getting 43 year olds. That's not so good. Fucking women your own age at 53? That's a nightmare.
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Some mature women take care of themselves and are still beautiful. Congratulations on buying into societies lies; I hope you find joy in your limited view of the world.
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^^^ Yes people I have shared this with have found it quite humorous. I was not amused. He could have made mention of this so I could have been prepared to be inventive. Instead he played verbal mind games about the astronomical sex he was going to give me.

I drove a damn day for that too . . .
Hung like a thumb. My thumb, not his.
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Do you have a black hole?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69929185


Not at all because I have also experienced, and actually more often - too big. This man was literally so small. It was more like a big clit. He spent a portion of our time together talking about some surgical procedure he could get to try and help his situation.

I have NO problem talking about sex. As a matter of fact I think communication is very important. That is what was so difficult about this situation he gave me no indication of what to really expect and he talked as if he was miggila gorilla in the sack.
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I found myself single again. My first boyfriend from HS reemerged in my life through that site classmates after years of having no idea where he was or what became of him. We never consummated back in the old days. In modern times we flirted and carried on and he talked a BIG GAME. So we made plans to meet in the middle of where we lived and it was a long drive for the both of us.

When we adjourned to the room he reveled the smallest penis I had ever seen. I was so freaking enraged by the lack of warning about this it took everything I had not to punch him in the forehead. Now, I am not saying I am a size queen but he could have sort of indicated this would be the situation instead of keeping it a big secret while building up the fantasy beforehand.

After this and my life path in general I just retired myself from the game. Its too bad. I Love sex. But there is just so much to go through before you get to the naked, so much investment - its disheartening.

I will admit its very depressing to think it may never happen again. I find myself lingering over memories of long gone by days when I had a steady man, we played for hours and watched movies and played until we had to get up and cook near naked for calorie replenishment. I had no idea I'd look back years later on it and realize that was my youth.

Growing old is not for sissies as they say . . .
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Ok, so after the small reveal, did you leave or give it a go?
 Quoting: Kraut


Ok, here is the deal. I am an experienced lady and I've seen my share. I had run across another rather diminutive penis in my younger years - but this man brought such a rock star attitude into the bedroom we had a blast anyway. This old HS flame lied about his abilities and prowess, so when he revealed his penis mcnugget he then brought all his lack of esteem about his situation into the bed too. It was a depressing situation and I did go through the motions as did he. But I was enraged. I don't think I've ever been so mad and felt so deceived. He had ample opportunity to be honest - instead he built up this situation in my mind where I thought I was going to have my doors knocked off.

To be fair though I did tend to like my sex rodeo style. Knock over lamps and bounce the mattress off the box springs. I hate the lack of activity in my life now but as other posters have mentioned its tough out there and that vital chemistry is a hard thing to find. So those of you who have got it - you know, thank your lucky stars.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69932715


Your story is funny as shit. Sorry it was a mcnugget.

Yeah, isn't that something when you get up and see how far a bed can move?
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08/01/2015 10:38 PM
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Re: Any old farts out there have just given up on sex?
Nearly 53 - last bonk was a few years ago with some tart who stunk, had fake padded bra, and a scorpion tattoed next to her gash (as a crab wouldn't be classy).

When I say stunk, I don't mean B.O. I mean her twat(as I found out drunkenly one night) was like a chemical laboratory.
She was diabetic or something. I gave it the old college what-ho (for the team), but honestly, I would have felt safer with a comic book of Wonder Woman and a pack of tissues.

Since then, I've confined myself to xhampster and shit.

Fast-forward a couple of years, and with my child support ending and my ex-wife firmly over the horizon, I just don't think i'm up for swapping bodily fluids anymore.

Am I dead at 53 this month? I feel like I am.
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The average man can usually get a woman whose 10 years younger than himself. At 45 that's not so bad but at 53 you're getting 43 year olds. That's not so good. Fucking women your own age at 53? That's a nightmare.
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Some mature women take care of themselves and are still beautiful. Congratulations on buying into societies lies; I hope you find joy in your limited view of the world.
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Society's lies? Must be my "lying" eyes. Very few older women look good (older men, as well, it works both ways).

The average woman has fallen apart by 40 and that's being generous. If a guy wants an older woman who has taken care of herself he'll find her, usually, in the wealthy part of town married to a guy with money.

Don't take it so personally.
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08/01/2015 10:40 PM
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Re: Any old farts out there have just given up on sex?
^^^ Yes people I have shared this with have found it quite humorous. I was not amused. He could have made mention of this so I could have been prepared to be inventive. Instead he played verbal mind games about the astronomical sex he was going to give me.

I drove a damn day for that too . . .
Hung like a thumb. My thumb, not his.
I have small hands.
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Do you have a black hole?
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Not at all because I have also experienced, and actually more often - too big. This man was literally so small. It was more like a big clit. He spent a portion of our time together talking about some surgical procedure he could get to try and help his situation.

I have NO problem talking about sex. As a matter of fact I think communication is very important. That is what was so difficult about this situation he gave me no indication of what to really expect and he talked as if he was miggila gorilla in the sack.
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That was just a joke because you said astronomical sex.
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08/01/2015 10:44 PM
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Re: Any old farts out there have just given up on sex?
Holy Crapy! Your not bumming me out OP.

I was divorced 17 years ago. Recently married again, my second.
I'm 61 and do the tango at least once a week sometimes twice a week. Granted, I'm not a Fire cracker like in the day but my wife, have and I still have a Wonderful Sex Life.

It's part of life you slow down for Sex. It's Natural. It's not the end of life for men or women.

Heck! My Ex's Grandfather in his 80's was still having a romp in the hay. Even though the wifey wasn't into it that much.
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08/01/2015 10:45 PM
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Re: Any old farts out there have just given up on sex?
I think its obviously easy to just get laid. Women can just go get it usually and men can pay for it. Lets be honest. But if you have hygiene standards that will limit some availability. Then if you have also standards for the kind of connection you need both physically and spiritually to combine in what is really honestly a divine connection of body and soul . . . well then you are highly limited in opportunity.

As we grow older I think - or in the case of most of us on this thread - we don't just want to bust the nut so to speak - you can bust a nut all on your own, lets face it and you don't have to shower before or after for that. LOL

But, that amazing experience of physical and spiritual intimacy that sex can be - all the things that go into that - including fate, well at any age its difficult to find and as we are older even harder to find.

I have not resigned myself to thinking it will never happen again - but I no longer have the energy to go on that quest to find. Even when I did have the energy, I never quite found. Either I Loved more - or they did - but the ONE never showed. And trust me, I do know, I really know what I wanted to feel because I have felt - but it just did not come to be.

I was thinking of that today, I never did in this life find that Love/sex/mate connection I so hoped to have in my life. Primarily I am a romantic, I wanted that partner I could share my life with. My Pioneer, off grid kind of man. I never did find my own. I know they are out there but one never found his way into my life.

Occasionally the oldies station I play runs The Wedding song(There is Love) . . . and my heart reminds me how I so hoped to find that in this incarnation . . . but alas I guess it is/was not meant to be. But God did I want that for my life ~ there is what we dream of - and then there is what happens and that unfortunately is not always a match.

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