if Giorgio Tsoukalos ran for President,

His campaign would be entirely funded by the National Hair Gel lobby, Tanning Salons For a Better America lobby, and the Teeth Whitening lobby of greater southern California.

I like Giorgio, he is open minded and he LISTENS with respect to everyone.

The only thing that bothers me is the "Satchel", too Indiana Jones for me.

But yes, he'd be a fun president and a much better choice than Hellery or the gob with the silly hair.