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If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?

 
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If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common? Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring

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For people the world over, a bowl of corn flakes is the go-to breakfast of choice.
But for the majority of those who look forward to their morning bowl, it will come as a surprise that they were invented to stop people masturbating.
John Harvey Kellogg, who first created the cereal in the late 19th century, originally intended it to be a ‘healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal’, according to Mental Floss.
Mr Kellogg, a physician, was uncomfortable about sex, believing it was unhealthy for the body, mind and soul.
He was celibate, having never consummated his marriage and keeping a separate bedroom from his wife.
Kellogg's corn flakes were originally invented in the late 19th century to prevent masturbation
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Their creator, John Harvey Kellogg, believed sex and masturbation was an 'abominable crime'
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Kellogg's corn flakes were originally invented in the late 19th century to prevent masturbation. Their creator, John Harvey Kellogg, believed sex and masturbation was an 'abominable crime'
He also adopted his children rather than impregnating his partner.
And while he was anti-sex, he considered masturbation even worse.
'Self-pollution is a crime doubly abominable,’ he wrote, according to Mental Floss journalists.
In his book Plain Facts for Old and Young: Embracing the Natural History and Hygiene of Organic Life, he described 39 different symptoms which he said were caused by masturbation.
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
Wow.

hf
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
LMAO


Yeah, I don't think that shit works anyway.


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LOL
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
yogurt enemas anyone?
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
if it wasn't for the sex then there is noone for him to adopt
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
I eat cock
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Bump
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again?

lmao
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"If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?"

Best fucking thread title ever :-) :-) :-)
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Where is Commander Crunch when you need him.
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mustnotfap
:doom360:
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thats a goodlooking cock
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COCK what a great word
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
I'm David wilcok and I eat my Kellogg's every morning

That annoying boner goes away and I can get on with my day
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The history of the corn flakes cock

details at 11
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who one stars a cock thread?

i bet shes a Republican?
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
apple jacks is another questionable cereal
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apple jacks is another questionable cereal
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i concur

wayyy to happy and colorful
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
To show your no-no bit leaves, turns into this green-headed mutant, sprouts feathers and starts crowing if you wank it.
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Re: If Corn Flakes stops masturbation! why have a cock on the box?
bill should've dumped the puddin pops and whipped out his morning cock





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