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WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!

 
Citizenperth
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WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
OK I made this so you don't have to fuck around in windows update for an hour....

It is only a batch file that saves you doing all the typing... that's all it does... auto-typing from the command prompt/

this takes 2 minutes... and about 2 minutes to run, and destroy windows 10 auto-updater ;)

Just follow the points in the instructions ;)

NOTE: **** The updates included below are ONLY for the windows 10 prep install. It does NOT affect any other updates or your system in general ****

***** I have tested it on about 5 systems ****

***** The updates were those identified by independent experts as the win 10 updates ***

***** Use at your own risk ****

Make your own uninstaller:

_____________________________________________________________​

1. open textpad

2. copy and paste this in:
____________________________________________________

wusa /uninstall /KB:3021917
wusa /uninstall /KB:3050265
wusa /uninstall /KB:3035583
wusa /uninstall /KB:2952664
wusa /uninstall /KB:2976978
wusa /uninstall /KB:2990214
wusa /uninstall /KB:3068708
wusa /uninstall /KB:3022345
wusa /uninstall /KB:2952664
wusa /uninstall /KB:3075851
wusa /uninstall /KB:3045999
wusa /uninstall /KB:2919355
wusa /uninstall /KB:3065987
wusa /uninstall /KB:3075851
wusa /uninstall /KB:2977759

ECHO OFF
ECHO All done. Press any key to exit.

PAUSE

EXIT


______________________________________________________

3. SAVE AS [name].bat

eg: "Fuckwin10.bat"

4. double click the new file and follow the prompts

5. you are now a geek ;)

Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 08/17/2015 11:01 AM
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Thanks CP, that is handy

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Thanks CP, that is handy

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Just one any....

The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...

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Re: WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
maybe i should make it into an exe with a donate button

and a big FU windows 10 splash screen

chuckle

just kidding...

the point in leaving it open code and simple batch was that you could see what it was doing without frigging with anything else ;)

<still loves batch files

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Re: WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
wow CP you are good at this stuff. :O

i'm gonna install win7 on a new pc in a couple days when the parts come in. don't trust that new stuff.

i don't trust anything!

seriously considering going back to to the 2 tin cans and a string connection to the universe. :P
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wow CP you are good at this stuff. :O

i'm gonna install win7 on a new pc in a couple days when the parts come in. don't trust that new stuff.

i don't trust anything!

seriously considering going back to to the 2 tin cans and a string connection to the universe. :P
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hay calx! thankx bro ;)


write that code and save it.

install it on your new computer... with every update, just run it ;)

i'll keep updating it as needed ;)

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nice.
downloaded this app.
so far so good.

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DoNotSpy10, Windows 10
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Nice one and to think they needed all them updates just to give people the option of installing windows ten.

I hacked the registry to so that i could stop the windows store service (Yes it's my computer) and now i keep geting a big blue screen pop up about needing to authenticate windows ever hour or so.

Windows is ransum-ware and does not like being stopped from calling home.

Turn Ipv6 off because MS uses a back door teledo tunnel to get past your firewall and if you brought into the BS about us ruinning out of ipv4 addreses than see Whois ASN8075 and ask microsoft why it needs 12 million ip-addresses for the one ASN alone.

The USA has over a billion IPv4 addresses assigned to it so no we are not running out and big corporations are sitting on tons of addresses, don't play ball, turn ipv6 off
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Re: WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
wow CP you are good at this stuff. :O

i'm gonna install win7 on a new pc in a couple days when the parts come in. don't trust that new stuff.

i don't trust anything!

seriously considering going back to to the 2 tin cans and a string connection to the universe. :P
 Quoting: calx


hay calx! thankx bro ;)


write that code and save it.

install it on your new computer... with every update, just run it ;)

i'll keep updating it as needed ;)
 Quoting: Citizenperth


cheers mate!

cheer
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Whats a textpad?
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Whats a textpad?
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Many thanks for that.

Just one question, isn't there supposed to be a colon between the KB and the number part, on every line?
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Aww yes.
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Re: WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
I just did it, and it worked!

About half the updates were installed and my computer and are now gone (of course I never upgraded to Win 10)
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Bump for later.
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Re: WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
Hey CP Thanks!

Will it try and re-install later?
Your papers appear to be in order

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Awesomness

I need an e-Condom to keep from getting the e-Herp from the likes of e-Whores like Microshaft, NSA, FBI, CIA, IRA, et. al.

Like they say, "Once you get the e-Herp, it's alwyas in your system."
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Hey CP Thanks!

Will it try and re-install later?
 Quoting: twortle


maybe

but just run that program YOU made chuckle, when you do an update

i'll update this thread as needed....


paypal donations to .....

LMAO

Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 08/10/2015 05:42 AM
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woohoo! red pinned without mentioning fukushima or donald trumpster ;)

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Just a note: Windows 10 is really good...and all previous version of windows can spy on you as well.....in fact if any government body wants to spy on you they can and will.
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Thank you very much for this.

My main puter runs on XP SP3
I have a secondary travel laptop which runs on Windows 7. I haven't used it in a while.
Your thing might come handy with my Win7 puter.

Bookmarked.

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How does it feel to be at war with your own OS?

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Just a note: Windows 10 is really good...and all previous version of windows can spy on you as well.....in fact if any government body wants to spy on you they can and will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69979150


Yes, it went downhill since XP. Vista managed. After that it sucked. RAM hog, CPU hog.

Now 10 is purring!!! About time.

On a side note... could detect the delay typing into youtube... suspect MS keylogger at work.

Seems better after installing DoNotSpy.

[link to pxc-coding.com]
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Just a note: Windows 10 is really good...and all previous version of windows can spy on you as well.....in fact if any government body wants to spy on you they can and will.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69979150


Yes, it went downhill since XP. Vista managed. After that it sucked. RAM hog, CPU hog.

Now 10 is purring!!! About time.

On a side note... could detect the delay typing into youtube... suspect MS keylogger at work.

Seems better after installing DoNotSpy.

[link to pxc-coding.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69988078


yeah, i've downloaded that for use as well
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Re: WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
OK I made this so you don't have to fuck around in windows update for an hour....

It is only a batch file that saves you doing all the typing... that's all it does... auto-typing from the command prompt/

this takes 2 minutes... and about 2 minutes to run, and destroy windows 10 auto-updater ;)

Just follow the points in the instructions ;)

NOTE: **** The updates included below are ONLY for the windows 10 prep install. It does NOT affect any other updates or your system in general ****

***** I have tested it on about 5 systems ****

***** The updates were those identified by independent experts as the win 10 updates ***

***** Use at your own risk ****

Make your own uninstaller:

_____________________________________________________________​

1. open textpad

2. copy and paste this in:
____________________________________________________

wusa /uninstall /KB:3021917
wusa /uninstall /KB:3050265
wusa /uninstall /KB:3035583
wusa /uninstall /KB:2952664
wusa /uninstall /KB:2976978
wusa /uninstall /KB:2990214
wusa /uninstall /KB:3068708
wusa /uninstall /KB:3022345
wusa /uninstall /KB:2952664
wusa /uninstall /KB:3075851
wusa /uninstall /kb3045999
wusa /uninstall /kb2919355
wusa /uninstall /KB3065987
wusa /uninstall /KB3075851
wusa /uninstall /KB2977759

ECHO OFF
ECHO All done. Press any key to exit.

PAUSE

EXIT


______________________________________________________

3. SAVE AS [name].bat

eg: "Fuckwin10.bat"

4. double click the new file and follow the prompts

5. you are now a geek ;)
 Quoting: Citizenperth


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nice.
downloaded this app.
so far so good.

[link to pxc-coding.com]

DoNotSpy10, Windows 10
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69988078


Does DoNotSpy10 take care of the bandwith usage that people are complaining about. I heard they use every ones internet connection like a torrent to send the updates to other computers.
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Many thanks for that.

Just one question, isn't there supposed to be a colon between the KB and the number part, on every line?
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or no colon on every line
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Re: WRITE YOUR OWN auto WINDOWS 10 updater - Killer... 2 Minutes for anyone! be a super geek!
Since hearing about the shady attempts by microsoft to use windows update to trick people into upgrading to 10 and windows 10 behaving like malware/spyware, I finally looked into trying linux during the weekend and I'm digging it :D

I'm typing this reply from a browser in linux as a matter of fact. Do a search on "linux builds for windows users" there's plenty of articles describing popular linux builds that look and feel like windows and articles on how to get it set up.

Try it! Having a blast!





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