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GOOGLE changes name to ALPHABET

 
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GOOGLE changes name to ALPHABET
Google to become Alphabet Inc in shakeup
[link to news.yahoo.com]

Make your name a household name; then dump it!?
How stupid is that?
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08/10/2015 06:37 PM
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Well they are an alphabet company.
Must be near the end they no longer hiding anything from the people that are aware.
Scary times indeed, or had to separate the nsa stuff to enter into the world game.

You know in China and Russia, they no need nsa checking in on things.
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take a look at my new Alphabet Nexus 8 phone !!!
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08/10/2015 08:32 PM
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Google is an alphabet

an alphabet agency...

think cia. ...nsa. ...etc...etc

look...I made a funny
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08/10/2015 08:33 PM
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Wait... What?

Hold on -

Alphabet sounds like Apple -

I think... Instead of Android it'll be Alphabet..

Alphabet mail. Alphabet programing. Just re-naming the Phone OS since every thinks the iPhone is better than a $600 LG.
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08/10/2015 08:36 PM
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Wait... What?

Hold on -

Alphabet sounds like Apple -

I think... Instead of Android it'll be Alphabet..

Alphabet mail. Alphabet programing. Just re-naming the Phone OS since every thinks the iPhone is better than a $600 LG.
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so instead of googling something I will now have to alphabet it? lol
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08/10/2015 08:38 PM

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Apparently you geniuses don't understand parent companies and subsidiaries. Nowhere does it say it is changing it's branding. It's creating a second company for all of it's shit going forward.
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” - Aristotle
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Re: GOOGLE changes name to ALPHABET
Google to become Alphabet Inc in shakeup
[link to news.yahoo.com]

Make your name a household name; then dump it!?
How stupid is that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 240916


Great point. Like if Coca Cola suddenly announced, "Hey, we're gonna be called ZING! Cola now!" Or like, you know, an Olympic hero from the 1970s deciding he wants to be called Caitlyn. Insanity rules the day.
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Google is an alphabet

an alphabet agency...

think cia. ...nsa. ...etc...etc

look...I made a funny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69492143



That was my thought too about Alphabet - which is a retarded name otherwise - but that it might represent the various government spying agencies - the alphabet soup, NSA, CIA, FBI, etc.
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Re: GOOGLE changes name to ALPHABET
Google to become Alphabet Inc in shakeup
[link to news.yahoo.com]

Make your name a household name; then dump it!?
How stupid is that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 240916


Great point. Like if Coca Cola suddenly announced, "Hey, we're gonna be called ZING! Cola now!" Or like, you know, an Olympic hero from the 1970s deciding he wants to be called Caitlyn. Insanity rules the day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34902480


Well, the article is about the car - so instead of being a Google Car it'll be an Alphabet Car ran by Google - Yet, I was saying - I could imagine the Android operating system getting major overhaul by Google.

Apple hates Google because of Youtube and adsense.

Android, at the bottom, is linux - opensource - I think google will want to make a Solid OS without weird names every 4 months.

Alphabet X, etc.
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08/10/2015 08:50 PM
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Alphabet is the parent company.
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08/10/2015 08:56 PM
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yeah, but what's it smell like?
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Well they are an alphabet company.
Must be near the end they no longer hiding anything from the people that are aware.
Scary times indeed, or had to separate the nsa stuff to enter into the world game.

You know in China and Russia, they no need nsa checking in on things.
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Yep, their startup funding came from In Q Tel...
They're alphabet all the way.

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yeah, but what's it smell like?
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Could this have to do with its quality issue?
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Google is an alphabet

an alphabet agency...

think cia. ...nsa. ...etc...etc

look...I made a funny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69492143


They simply just came out of the closet. What they are saying that people are not getting or listening to is that The Gloves Are Off.

The Wolf Is No Longer in Sheep's Clothing.

It's a blatant message and an official announcement of The New World Order.
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Could this have to do with its quality issue?
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No, I think it brings in more VC's

The article is kinda clear on that.

Anything Google Touches, the Silicon Valley types follow like hawks... take the pressure off "Google"

So if it fails, it's an Alphabet car, not a google car -

It it works, it's an Alphabet Car ran by Google.

:)

Last Edited by Narcissistic on 08/10/2015 09:14 PM
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googoo gaagaa, just babble in babylon.
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08/10/2015 09:14 PM
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Gay....heading to my bunker.
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Re: GOOGLE changes name to ALPHABET
Google is an alphabet

an alphabet agency...

think cia. ...nsa. ...etc...etc

look...I made a funny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69492143


They simply just came out of the closet. What they are saying that people are not getting or listening to is that The Gloves Are Off.

The Wolf Is No Longer in Sheep's Clothing.

It's a blatant message and an official announcement of The New World Order.
 Quoting: Thereturn


You need a phone number or you need to scan and upload a government I.d to use Facebook.

now, most of the proles and of course those of the inner party use Facebook, so if you ask me, we are one "cyber false flag" away from having to be forced to get a Facebook account in order to.browse the net.

basically in order to use the intent you need internet I.d. aka facebook...or alphabet

that's the main plan
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08/10/2015 09:17 PM
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LoL damn you fucker's never read what you're posting about.

The article says they are splitting up its different department divisions, like Driverless cars and others, and putting them under a different name, they say it's to make sure all the divisions get their full share of attention.

Google will still be google in search engines, what they are doing is distancing the Google name from other divisions so when they get sued Google itself will be able to stay away from prosecution... Remember all the driverless car wrecks???
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08/10/2015 09:20 PM
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OP lacks reading comprehension.

Google is not changing its name. It's created a separate company that will handle all of Google's current subsidiaries, so that the search engine (Google) can focus on more of it's own stuff. And the creative arms of the company, like the self-driving car, will be handled elsewhere under the Alphabet name.
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Oh good, it's about time someone stood up to those monopolistic bastards.

But seriously folks. cruise

No, more seriously, it's Yahoo that needs the name change.

Maybe Yahoo can change their name to Google and Bing can become Bong.
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08/10/2015 09:22 PM
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LoL damn you fucker's never read what you're posting about.

The article says they are splitting up its different department divisions, like Driverless cars and others, and putting them under a different name, they say it's to make sure all the divisions get their full share of attention.

Google will still be google in search engines, what they are doing is distancing the Google name from other divisions so when they get sued Google itself will be able to stay away from prosecution... Remember all the driverless car wrecks???
 Quoting: Daggo


I have told you. They just declared the NWO. It's not as much as the issue with the vast number of car wrecks, it's what you have to give up to use their driverless cars and other toys plus the divisive, fraudulent way you got here. Yes we know what we read. Do you?

Last Edited by Thereturn on 08/10/2015 09:23 PM
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Idk anything about business but they must be doing it for money. For some funs that's why all the people who claim to be time travelers are all like wtf is Google that won't exist in 50yrs.
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smash the system
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Idk anything about business but they must be doing it for money. For some funs that's why all the people who claim to be time travelers are all like wtf is Google that won't exist in 50yrs.
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They are not doing it for money.
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Re: GOOGLE changes name to ALPHABET
OP lacks reading comprehension.

Google is not changing its name. It's created a separate company that will handle all of Google's current subsidiaries, so that the search engine (Google) can focus on more of it's own stuff. And the creative arms of the company, like the self-driving car, will be handled elsewhere under the Alphabet name.
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Party pooper.

You're wrecking my material.
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08/10/2015 09:24 PM
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Everyone I talk to thought that was a joke.

Especially since alphabet on the internet has a correlation that you'd think google would not want, as in, "the alphabet agencies".
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08/10/2015 10:01 PM
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Wait... What?

Hold on -

Alphabet sounds like Apple -

I think... Instead of Android it'll be Alphabet..

Alphabet mail. Alphabet programing. Just re-naming the Phone OS since every thinks the iPhone is better than a $600 LG.
 Quoting: Narcissistic


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Gay....heading to my bunker.
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