How to be a "bald-head"

What is this bald head thing really all about? At one point it was like the world was invaded by BALD GUYS. Personally, I dont like it. They creep me out. Receding hairline? Go bozo.

Or watch what Christan Bale does in the beginning of American Hustle! Now theres some expert baldness mitigation, 1970s style. Bring back the combover! Trump is a trendsetter.

Should had bad to the bone playing.

never insult a bald head. god will send a couple bears to kill 42 children in your town if you do.

2 Kings 2:23-24 "Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" 24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number."