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theres a hot girl at the laundromat

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/17/2015 05:55 PM
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theres a hot girl at the laundromat
Her bf left, but shes giving me signs. Its gonna be hot. What should i do? Im scared
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08/17/2015 05:56 PM
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Cum into her.
nah's-nah-t-nah-kers

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Ask her if she like to be hung out wet to dry.
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talk about the first thing that pops up.
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08/17/2015 05:58 PM
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pics or lies
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Tell her to get you a beer and a sandwich from the 7/11 across the street.
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08/17/2015 05:59 PM
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I found a tissue full of snot in my dryer last time I went to one.
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08/17/2015 06:00 PM
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Tell her to get you a beer and a sandwich from the 7/11 across the street.
 Quoting: Trumpelstiltskin


Sexism to the rescue! lol
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08/17/2015 06:01 PM
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Steal a pair of her panties and put them on your head. Then go up and talk to her like everything is normal.
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08/17/2015 06:05 PM
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Just smile at her.johnny
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08/17/2015 06:08 PM
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Hot girl at laundromat.......

Instead posts to GLP and then does nothing

Bwahahahahahahha
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08/17/2015 06:08 PM
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Tell her you don't want to hurt her feelings but that you are gay and also broke up with your boyfriend.... And you are just sick of lying guys.

Ask her what it would be like to cuddle with her. Tell her to date you to do something with her because you never back down from a challenge and that this could be your turning point.

Ask her if there are still any traces of her exboyfriend in her pussy that she might want çleaned out.
Trumpelstiltskin

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08/17/2015 06:17 PM
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Some creative ideas so far. The gay thing works well. They love guys who are interesting, different, complex, and have done a lot of living... just keep making up stories until something sticks. Good luck! pigchef
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08/17/2015 06:20 PM
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Any man who fakes being gay to get puss....kill yourself!
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08/17/2015 06:22 PM
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08/17/2015 06:27 PM
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Go ask her if she will play mommy with you. Tell her you'd like it if she will breastfeed you and change your poopy diaper.
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08/17/2015 06:32 PM
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Ask her if she like to be hung out wet to dry.
 Quoting: nah's-nah-t-nah-kers


this! or fuck her right in the pussy.
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08/17/2015 06:58 PM
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Look you're holding laundry basket, a sponge, soap and detergent. Unless you find cute way to shower with her your chances are zero to nil.
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08/17/2015 06:59 PM
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Look you're holding laundry basket, a sponge, soap and detergent. Unless you find cute way to shower with her your chances are zero to nil.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70042505


That's why you need to improvise.
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08/17/2015 07:02 PM
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Her bf left, but shes giving me signs. Its gonna be hot. What should i do? Im scared
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08/17/2015 07:05 PM
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Fuck her right in the pussy.
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08/17/2015 07:07 PM
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Fuck her right in the pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70068473


Oh hell no! Do NOT let her know that you're into humping cats!
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08/17/2015 07:23 PM
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Re: theres a hot girl at the laundromat
Boyfriend is waiting for you to come out. Will club you, bind you, place you in trunk. After a n hour ride, will remove you from car and will allow his dim-witted cousin to practice pushups on top of you.
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08/17/2015 07:25 PM
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Boyfriend is waiting for you to come out. Will club you, bind you, place you in trunk. After a n hour ride, will remove you from car and will allow his dim-witted cousin to practice pushups on top of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69776901


Forgot to mention, the cousin's catchphrase after his "pushups" is "You done been served...all over them buns of yours....want some mustard?"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/17/2015 07:27 PM
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Well i didnt hit on her. But i ended up talking to a tranny about social issues.
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08/17/2015 07:28 PM
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Boyfriend is waiting for you to come out. Will club you, bind you, place you in trunk. After a n hour ride, will remove you from car and will allow his dim-witted cousin to practice pushups on top of you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69776901


Forgot to mention, the cousin's catchphrase after his "pushups" is "You done been served...all over them buns of yours....want some mustard?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69776901


laugh
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08/17/2015 07:29 PM
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Walk up, sniff their panties, and say, "mmmmh that'd smell good on my dick!"

Happened to my wife's girlfriend while the three of us were doing laundry. She whacked him in the head with a stir stick that was laying on the folding table. Frat brat rat turd's head sound like a baseball getting hit by a Louisville Slugger.

I still laugh.
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08/17/2015 07:29 PM
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Well i didnt hit on her. But i ended up talking to a tranny about social issues.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13109116


Glad to hear OP, thought you had been taken for a spin.
WhatsItAllAbout Alfie

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08/17/2015 07:45 PM
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Well i didnt hit on her. But i ended up talking to a tranny about social issues.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13109116


Maybe it was Cait. Last I heard his wife is starting to feel that she has been treated like second banana during their marriage.
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