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When I see a man, all I see is penis.

 
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08/19/2015 11:04 AM
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When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.
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08/19/2015 11:06 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
So Canadian.
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08/19/2015 11:06 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
They got labs for sperm donations.


Maybe you should not bother with sucking cock inspections.
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08/19/2015 11:08 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
Me and you are going to get along famously :shades:
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08/19/2015 11:15 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.



See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


You mispelled wallet by spelling it penis.

Silly girl!
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08/19/2015 11:16 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.



See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


You mispelled wallet by spelling it penis.

Silly girl!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 651868


That was a very predictable comment, Sir. :/

naughty
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08/19/2015 11:16 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
I hear you girl!!!

Most DO NOT qualify, it is sad how they have just let themselves go to shit.
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08/19/2015 11:19 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
in fact black penis are bigger than white
bbc lol
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08/19/2015 11:21 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
When I see a woman all I see is someone who should be in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
We are all DOOMED!

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08/19/2015 11:24 AM

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Anyone else get an erection reading the OP?

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08/19/2015 11:25 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
And if it's a little crooked, too thin or too short, then after the first naked date, he gets dumped.

Goes both ways fellas.
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08/19/2015 11:25 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
....and all the while that significant minority of decent men and women are trodden over, abused, and ignored.

But that's ok. Yall can have your painful and costly divorces, your STDs, and your lonely lives.
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08/19/2015 11:26 AM

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2bruce2
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This smilie works for both threads!
Pickle Suprise!
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
in fact black penis are bigger than white
bbc lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8307038


I've only seen one. It was in NYC when my friend and I were walking in Central Park. Big black guy in the middle of the path...doing his 'thing.' The animal. angryface
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08/19/2015 11:27 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.



See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


I was thinking, "how refreshing. An honest woman taking responsibility for herself." Then you turned it into a scold.

You were almost honest.
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08/19/2015 11:27 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.



See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


You mispelled wallet by spelling it penis.

Silly girl!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 651868


That was a very predictable comment, Sir. :/

naughty
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Because more often than lies, truth is predictable.

Women would mostly breath a sigh of relief if penises would disappear along with their owners as long as they left their wallets and property behind for the taking.
You know that, I know that.
Everyone should know that.
If women actually liked penises for what they are there would be no porn industry.
CigarTigher

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08/19/2015 11:27 AM

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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
Don't feel bad.

Some men see women as walking vaginas with feelings.
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08/19/2015 11:28 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.



See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


You mispelled wallet by spelling it penis.

Silly girl!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 651868


cruise
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When I see a woman all I see is someone who should be in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69352042


When I see a man all I see is someone who should be washing my car.

chuckle
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08/19/2015 11:29 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
in fact black penis are bigger than white
bbc lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8307038


And that is so very important, why?

It's hard to maintain an erection when one is busy WORKING A JOB.
It's easy to be semi erect when youre bored and high off your ass doin nuffin.
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
....and all the while that significant minority of decent men and women are trodden over, abused, and ignored.

But that's ok. Yall can have your painful and costly divorces, your STDs, and your lonely lives.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70074306


Chin up, big guy!

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08/19/2015 11:29 AM
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See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Actually no. It's doesn't bother us at all. I'm not be a sick here. I'm just saying we are fundamentally different. So much so you can't make us feel the way some things make a woman feel. We're just too different.
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08/19/2015 11:29 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
Wow, you go, girl!
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08/19/2015 11:31 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
Don't feel bad.

Some men see women as walking vaginas with feelings.
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Adding that feelings part was really funny.
We are all DOOMED!

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08/19/2015 11:32 AM

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Wow, you go, girl!
 Quoting: Sweetie 11:59


Your avatar made me feel dirty.
Previously I’m with Trump.
I will not comply
Molon Labe
".....Shall not be infringed."
I'm pro guns.
I'm pro life.
I'm saved by the blood of Jesus Christ.
Respect veterans.
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08/19/2015 11:32 AM
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When I see a woman all I see is someone who should be in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69352042


When I see a man all I see is someone who should be washing my car.

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


Or grilling some burgers.

lmao
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08/19/2015 11:32 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.



See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


You are sure helping gain respect for women, note the sarcasm.
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Wow, you go, girl!
 Quoting: Sweetie 11:59


LOL

I ONLY make these kinds of threads in retaliation to similar threads already on here. tounge
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08/19/2015 11:34 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
It's not that I don't respect dudes, I just see them for what they are. Sperm donors.

So when I meet a new dude I check his penis. Then his hands. Then his face and eyes. If he is acceptable then I will listen to what comes out of his mouth. If he isn't worthy of donating sperm, then I move on.



See how lame it looks boys?!
 Quoting: Anonymous-Girl


You are sure helping gain respect for women, note the sarcasm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67594723



It's not my job to get other women respect. Men respect me just fine. :)

See the link I posted in the thread, perhaps you'll catch on. So far it's gone over your head.
Eaterofpies

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08/19/2015 11:35 AM
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Re: When I see a man, all I see is penis.
Don't feel bad.

Some men see women as walking vaginas with feelings.
 Quoting: CigarTigher


I don't care about your feelings........

hf
Well, la-dee-freakin' da!





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