New NASA Grant Explores Turning Human Poop Into Astronaut Meals

The great space race!

Yes! In the great year of 1969 the race to the moon was won!
The United States of America battled the odds! The great space warriors swooned towards space in a space ship covered in nothing more then the great ALUMINUM FOIL...These warriors battled the most extreme cold temperatures of cold dark space ....and won! They battled the deadly and unknown Van Allen Belt and still...our warriors swooned onward!
With mankind nervously awaiting the first confirmations of our great heros to set foot on the moon, all the world sat...idol, watching their radios....then we heard those words that will forever be remembered as mankinds greatest accomplishment!
As the 64mb supercomputer powered down the super duper aluminum foil space ship....we finally heard those amazing words by none other then actor. ..um, I meant astronaut Neil Armstrong!

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."




Fast forward 46 years into the technology super advanced future. ......

Nasa is trying to trade Russia homemade shit burgers in return for a seat on their next rocket headed to the space station!


to much progress merika!

i clicked on this and i was drinking a beer


thank god i didn't waste anything.. cause it almost happened

Last Edited by OptimusPrimeX on 08/27/2015 04:12 AM

You guys are funny!

One more time..........THEY'VE NEVER GONE TO HE MOON.......

THEIR NEVER GOING TO THE MOON...........
THEY ARE BANKRUPTING THE WORLD..LOLOLOLOLOL

THEY SAY THEY ARE GOING TO BRING IN A NEW WORLD ORDER....
THEY SAY THEY ARE TRAINING TO DO SOMETHING BECAUSE OF THE JADEHELM EXERCISES............

THEY HAVE FOREVER AND ALWAYS HAVE TRIED TO RULE THE WORLD...

WAKE-UP WAKE-UP WAKE-UP
IF THEY COULD DO IT THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY.......

THE BIG BADASS SATAN WHO GOD CHASES AROUND THE UNIVERSE
AND SACRIFISED HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO SAVE US...
ONLY THREATENS US AND WE TRIMBLE WITH FEAR WHICH IS WHAT THE PTB ARE DOING TO US AS WELL..........

ALL THEY DO IS SAY AND THE WORLD FOLDS........
OUR FOR FATHERS WOULD SPIT ON THE GROUND IF THEY COULD SEE US NOW.....

WAKE-UP WKE-UP WAKE-UP......

ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEATH? YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO SEND YOU SONS AND DAUHTRS TO DIE AND KILL OTHER SONS AND DAUHTERS...

DEATH IS WAITING FOR US ALL...WAKE-UP

How is this news? "Astronauts" are already full of shit.

Now that would be a good name for it!

Ahhhhahahha
this will never get old

Must not for get this one.

You morans , the clues were always there , " William Shat ner"

My wife has been doing the same thing with her meatloaf for 20 years.

Is this idea like the movie human centipede?

Touché.

You're about 52 years late on that I'm afraid.

I'd rather have Solent Green.

no salad ?
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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.


One small step in the poop.