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FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window

 
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How does that happen? When you're over 500 pounds, what causes 400+ pounds? It can't be from eating. It's almost as if fat cells are gmo and multiply inside some bodies.

I hope she gets better, that's horrible!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69920402


No exercise at all, metabolism ridiculously low, no self worth at all. Somehow these people have "someone helpful" that feeds, bathes, cares for them. I saw a vid where they literally ripped part of a wall down to get the man out. It is sad though, symbiotic relationship with their murderer basically.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
How does that happen? When you're over 500 pounds, what causes 400+ pounds? It can't be from eating. It's almost as if fat cells are gmo and multiply inside some bodies.

I hope she gets better, that's horrible!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69920402


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... something like a cold virus can make fat cells go nuts ...
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... and if something happens to upset brown fat cells from functioning things go nuts ...
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[link to www.womenshealthmag.com]

[link to phys.org]

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... and of course your own research will show more ...
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
How does she wipe her ass?

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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Here's your hippo

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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Here's your hippo


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Here's your hippo


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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
How does that happen? When you're over 500 pounds, what causes 400+ pounds? It can't be from eating. It's almost as if fat cells are gmo and multiply inside some bodies.

I hope she gets better, that's horrible!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69920402


Someone that large likely wouldn't live to be 70. She'd have died long before due to immobility and skin breakdown from sitting in her own waste and infections, pressure sores, and breathing problems due to the sheer weight sitting on her chest. Not sure I'm buying this story.
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+1
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Thats just gross how people let themselves go. She's going to hell also

Its Called Gluttony!.
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Your comment reeks of ignorance.

I'm underweight, 50kg, try to put on weight - eat well, studied nutrition, but then i found out that i had a hormone issue, adrenal glands don't work, low blood pressure, lose weight, the next step is death, which is the path my aunt went down, luckily i've been diagnosed in time.
Hormone issues generally are genetic.

It happens the opposite way too - too much hormone = your body does not synthesise your food like it should and stores it all.
Many overweight people due to hormone issues are, ironically, nutritionally deficient due to bad absorption of foods.

Cortisol is the primary hormone, when severely out of balance, causes drastic weight loss OR weight gain, depending on whether you are deficient in the hormone or produce too much of it.

It's easy, simple science to understand.

Everyone who's ignorant of the above, which is most people, thinks if you're skinny you starve yourself, and if you're fat you must eat a truckload every day.

Just stop with the fucking judgements, stop the shitty assumptions spewing from your mind, and just consider, that sometimes, many times, people have REAL problems and need help, not ridicule.

Education is priceless and stops you looking like a complete ignoramus with every comment you post on the internet...try it!

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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Here's your hippo


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Holy Hippo!! I thought only monkeys flung shit! LMAO!
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
How does that happen? When you're over 500 pounds, what causes 400+ pounds? It can't be from eating.
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No, you can rest assured it's from that "hippo" eating voraciously everyday of the week.

In every story of grossly obese people I've ever come across through the years, there is always one ingredient: An enabler -- a spouse, mother, relative, friend -- feeding the fatso a ton of food per day.
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I feel sorry for the EMT's and Paramedics. Weight like this is a back breaker, literally.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
And here I'm thinking, "Why would anyone want to keep a hippopotamus in an apartment in NYC?"
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^^^This
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Here's your hippo


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Holy Hippo!! I thought only monkeys flung shit! LMAO!
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dafuq?
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
And here I'm thinking, "Why would anyone want to keep a hippopotamus in an apartment in NYC?"
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lmao

That was my first thought too and how would they keep a hippo in an apartment.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Thats just gross how people let themselves go. She's going to hell also

Its Called Gluttony!.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70071283


Your comment reeks of ignorance.

I'm underweight, 50kg, try to put on weight - eat well, studied nutrition, but then i found out that i had a hormone issue, adrenal glands don't work, low blood pressure, lose weight, the next step is death, which is the path my aunt went down, luckily i've been diagnosed in time.
Hormone issues generally are genetic.

It happens the opposite way too - too much hormone = your body does not synthesise your food like it should and stores it all.
Many overweight people due to hormone issues are, ironically, nutritionally deficient due to bad absorption of foods.

Cortisol is the primary hormone, when severely out of balance, causes drastic weight loss OR weight gain, depending on whether you are deficient in the hormone or produce too much of it.

It's easy, simple science to understand.
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There where no fat people in Auschwitz


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08/22/2015 02:34 PM
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Here's your hippo


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Wow, it was doing some serious sharting! (shitfarts)
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
"Hep me! Hep me!"
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
How does that happen? When you're over 500 pounds, what causes 400+ pounds? It can't be from eating. It's almost as if fat cells are gmo and multiply inside some bodies.

I hope she gets better, that's horrible!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69920402


No exercise at all, metabolism ridiculously low, no self worth at all. Somehow these people have "someone helpful" that feeds, bathes, cares for them. I saw a vid where they literally ripped part of a wall down to get the man out. It is sad though, symbiotic relationship with their murderer basically.
 Quoting: ~~**lisa**~~


They are immobile, so what a perfect opportunity to trim down their eating to healthful foods and portions!

But if they are shoveling crap calories into them, then that is sort of like murder, in a way. A slow methodical sick way, too. Maybe the lady was connected to $ in some way so keep them obese, trapped, and funded?

So sad. I actually feel bad for the lady, although she should have really stopped eating unless she's got some food addiction along with other issues.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
How does that happen? When you're over 500 pounds, what causes 400+ pounds? It can't be from eating. It's almost as if fat cells are gmo and multiply inside some bodies.

I hope she gets better, that's horrible!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69920402


Someone that large likely wouldn't live to be 70. She'd have died long before due to immobility and skin breakdown from sitting in her own waste and infections, pressure sores, and breathing problems due to the sheer weight sitting on her chest. Not sure I'm buying this story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58787739


+1
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


That's a good point. 70 seems odd that she has enough strength to pump blood all those miles.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
And here I'm thinking, "Why would anyone want to keep a hippopotamus in an apartment in NYC?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69648321


Yeah... the title fooled me too...

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Humanity is devolving.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
These people always have "feeders." there is no way for them to procure food on their own. I think the feeders should be criminally liable.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
910 pounds and 70 years old!? That has to be the oldest blob in the world!!
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Damnit, Arnie's climbing the tower again........anyone seen Gilbert?5a
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
I came here looking for an actual pet Hippopotamus. I was very disappointed it was just a sick woman.

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Ikr!
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Hey, hey hey says her son Fat Albert.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
How does that happen? When you're over 500 pounds, what causes 400+ pounds? It can't be from eating. It's almost as if fat cells are gmo and multiply inside some bodies.

I hope she gets better, that's horrible!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69920402


I wonder the same thing.
A whale swims all day, thus exercising constantly, and eats krill, not carbs...yet is extremely fat.
I agree - how does this happen.
There is more to this.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
"Suffering from an undisclosed medical condition"

She is a fat fucking eater, that's all! No medical condition associated with it.

Could have said "She was a large shareholder of McDonalds"
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Further to my post about the whale exercising all day...there is a hospital in NY just for obesity problems and for corrective surgery. Lapbands, bypass surgery.

They also do radical procedures, reducing the stomach size to just a couple of ounces capacity and reconnecting the stomach to further down the small intestine, bypassing the first 12 inches or so.

They discovered that after the bypass, the weight loss was so quick and the diabetes disappeared so fast, that they believe that this first 12 inches of small intestine has alot of stuff in it that they don't know understand.
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Re: FDNY rescues 910-pound hippopotamus through apartment window
Welfare eater. End of story.

Daily meals of salty sugary snacks loaded with fat. Probably ate fast food daily.

No toilet can handle that wait so...

stir

shitstream

fight

Imagine the stench..





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