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Bush Rages: “I am not Beelzebub, Lord of Sulfur”

 
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Bush Rages: “I am not Beelzebub, Lord of Sulfur”
Bush Rages: “I am not Beelzebub, Lord of Sulfur”
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By Mike Whitney

“The devil is right at home…. The devil himself is right in the house. And the devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the devil came right here…And it still smells of sulfur today.” Hugo Chavez; address to the UN General Assembly 9-20-06

My oh my, has Hugo Chavez caused a furor. Looking at the news reports filed in the last 24 hours, one would think that he snuck a dirty-bomb into the United Nations rather than gave a speech. In fact, the plucky Chavez may have delivered the finest 30 minute presentation that august assembly has ever heard. In that short span of time he publicly throttled the Global Emperor in front of 6 billion people and left his bruised and bloodied carcass splattered across the canvas like Roberto Duran in Round 9 of the middleweight championship match…..

“No mas, no mas no mas”…

And what about the performance? Is Chavez part of a theatre troupe or is he just earning his chops as a method actor?

Whatever it is; it seems to be working. After skewering Bush as “the devil” and sniffing around for sulfur (the traditional sign of Lucifer) Chavez performed his ablutions with a sign of the cross and an angelic expression worthy of Botticelli.

If you’re a lefty, it just doesn’t get any better than this.

Chavez should give lessons in public speaking. His appearance was like a clap of thunder; waving Chomsky with one hand and pummeling Bush with the other. He managed to heap more muck on “Guantanamo Nation” than anyone since Harold Pinter gave his blistering Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech on 12-7-05. That’s when Pinter said:

“The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have ever talked about them. You have to hand it to America. It has exercised quite a clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It is a brilliant, even witty, highly successful act of hypnosis.”

Chavez matched Pinter word for word, exposing the hypocrisy, lies and brutality of an administration that never stops lecturing about freedom and liberation even though it grinds out mountains of carnage everywhere it goes.

And where was Bush when Chavez delivered his broadside ….hiding behind Karen Hughes skirts, picking out a new eye-liner for his next televised harangue against Muslims, retrieving his Yale pom-poms from the dry-cleaners?

Our benighted leader always seems to disappear whenever the prospect of danger arises. He skedaddled when his number came up for the Alabama National Guard and he lit-out for the safety of a Nebraska cornfield when the planes hit the towers. He even vamoosed at a trade summit in Argentina when Chavez threatened “to sneak up behind him and give him a bear-hug.” That really put a spring in old Bush’s step as he quickly scuttled to the safety of Airforce One.

One thing is certain, whenever there’s peril, President “gone-to-soon” will be speeding off in a trail of vapor.

In any case, Bush was not missed at the UN massacre yesterday. Chavez held-forth like a preacher at a brothel; scattering the bodies and kicking open the windows to let the sunlight in. He delivered one, ferocious roundhouse punch after another….

Boom, boom, boom…until the crowd rose in a thunderous 5 minute ovation. (which was carefully omitted from the TV coverage)

“What would the people of the world tell (Bush) if they were given the floor?” Chavez asked. “What would they have to say? I have some inkling of what they would say, what the oppressed people think. They would say, ‘Yankee imperialist, go home.”

“He spoke to the people of Lebanon,” Chavez added. “Many of you have seen, he said, how your homes and communities were caught in the crossfire. How cynical can you get? What a capacity to lie shamefacedly. The bombs in Beirut were delivered with laser precision….This is imperialist (and) genocidal; the empire and Israel firing on the people of Palestine and Lebanon. That is what happened. And now we hear, ‘We’re suffering because we see homes destroyed.’”

Ouch; no wonder Bush “high-tailed it” out of the UN before the ensuing bloodbath.

Chavez is like a battering ram punching holes in the wall of silence which surrounds King George. Right after his speech I checked in at CNN and, as I expected, Bush-apologist Wolf Blitzer was spinning in his wingtips frantically trying to stitch together the tattered image of the Dear Leader. A quick peek at Google News confirms that the entire arsenal of corporate media is now engaged in the hopeless task of salvaging Bush’s wretched presidency.

But the damage is done. Chavez played the match on Bush’s home turf and beat him like a drum. Bush is probably still quivering under his desk.

“There are other ways of thinking,” Chavez opined. “There are young people who think differently and this has happened in a mere decade. It has been shown that ‘the end of history’ was a false assumption, and the same is true of Pax Americana and the establishment of a ‘capitalist neo-liberal world. The system has only generated more poverty. Who believes in it now?”

Yes, who believes it now? Who believes in a party which has only produced two ideas in its entire history; tax cuts and war? Who believes that endless bombardment and martial law can be passed off as democracy and liberation? Who believes that a rogue’s gallery of liars, war-profiteers and gangsters can work in the public’s interest?

“We want ideas to save our planet from the imperialist threat. And, hopefully in this very century, in not to long a time, we will see a new era, and for our children and grandchildren, a world of peace based on the fundamental principles of the United Nations, but a renewed United Nations.”

Yes, Hugo, we want peace with our neighbors, peace with our friends, and peace with our enemies. We’re sick of war and the men who want war; and that includes every feckless politico in Congress, Democrat and Republican alike.

“The hegemonistic pretensions of the American empire are placing at risk the very existence of the human species. We appeal to the people of the United States and of the world to halt this threat which is like a sword hanging over our heads.”

There’s no time to lose. We have to dump Bush NOW and get on with the pressing issues of global warming, peak oil, nuclear proliferation, poverty and AIDS.

Chavez is right; the present model for global rule is broken and corrupt. We need a change.

“Capitalism is savagery,” Chavez boomed.

Viva Chavez.
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Listen to it here > [link to www.canofun.com]
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WOW-WOW-WOW-Bravo
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Yepp, no more sugar coated words for Bushstard; great work by Chavez calling the devil for devil.
bushfing bash 1rof1
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Bush isn't the devil really, though.
He just works for him.

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Worst President EVER
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It is kind of weird that he called him by that name, almost like they are on a first name basis or something....
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This morning on MSNBC

Matt Lauer in doing a little piece .Four people are talking about Hollywood, and deferent shows in the Fall line up

Matt plays a tape of the Hugo Chaves speech. After it plays, one of the four people, a woman says.

Well he just said what most of us are thinking. He is our hero now. (Chaves)

The guy next to the woman turns to her and say.

Well now you will get deported

I do think the worm is turning .
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ALL HAIL GW BUSH (THE EMPEROR)!!!

I want to here what old Chavez will sputter when they have him draped out on a water board in the near future...

I thought I was watching one of the old Dean Martin Roasts when he was speaking. The translator was just about dieing trying to keep from cracking up!!!
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Bravo Chavez
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can't touch chavez now...it would only prove him right in the eyes of the world and make him a martyr...


same reason they couldn't take out arafat
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ALL HAIL GW BUSH (THE EMPEROR)!!!

I want to here what old Chavez will sputter when they have him draped out on a water board in the near future...

I thought I was watching one of the old Dean Martin Roasts when he was speaking. The translator was just about dieing trying to keep from cracking up!!!
 Quoting: zazzman 71262

yes, exactly. the translator was also laughing at Bush.
BTW. do you think Bush listened to chavez or has he been informed of what chavez said. Ifear no one has told him or allowed him to know. The guy is in the dark.
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It is kind of weird that he called him by that name, almost like they are on a first name basis or something....
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No, he's trying to show that he has no respect for the man. Taking away his title of Mr. President or Mr. Bush makes him little o'fucking George. Fuck George.
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'how dare Chavez insult our president'.......my so called friend claimed Chavez was rude and undiplomatic......."it was not politically correct....." Ha...ha...ha.....how brain washed have we become.....Chavez is a National Hero.....For that speech he should receive a noble peace prize..and..Be Time Magazines "Man of the Year"..."Speak truth to corrupt Power" Canadian F
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doesnt Bushs Mother feel any shame angryface
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What an amazingly gutsy man. "Bravo Mr Chavez!"

Those of you who do not agree with his sentiments have to admit at least one thing - he has placed his heart on his sleeve and is prepared to take whatever comes his way, whether it be brickbats or bouquets.

Mr Chavez, congratulations! These are for you hf
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