=+ Imminent stock market crash! +=

So you are the mighty EAT wow heard so much about you.

I have been here at GLP for over a decade.

Have you ever wondered why I can draw a huge crowd with one of my predictions? You would think if I was always wrong nobody would pay any attention to me anymore, especially after 10 years of always being wrong.
So you know what happens?
When my predictions turn out to be correct.... they get deleted. Vaporized.
You witnessed this yesterday.
However, there are many here on GLP that have seen me hit an 'out of the park home run'... so when I step up to the plate for my turn at bat... they pay attention.

A classic eat fail. Eat is pure comedy!!!!!

Lol mighty eat. Eat has made thousands of predictions. Every single one failed.

Dude on cnbc just said, " after 6 down days, we rose on the 7th" and then grinned like a wierdo...

over 600 up with 15 minutes left, going for 666!