Your favorite quotes or lines from a book/movie here!

The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists.

Ernest Hemingway

From a Patterson book...

I had seen many women in my life more beautiful than her, but I had never seen one that I more enjoyed looking at.

My feelings for my wife exactly.

The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you. -Blondie

"But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."

" Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

And just about every other line from that movie!

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: [very nervous] Lord, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?

General Jack D. Ripper: [somewhat embarassed] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Passion of the Christ

IT IS FINISHED !

That does my heart good to read this

Bless you and your wife

“Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.”

John Dies at the End

Bwahahaaa......that crazy ass movie!!

You see there are two kinds of people in the world my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig...You dig.

'There is no excuse for bad manners, except fast reflexes.'
~ Lord Morrolan e'Drien
~ steven brust books

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I'll fart my way into that snatch, you watch.

- Wet hot summer in America

follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong.

- Sandlot

Diein aint much of a livin boy.....

In the being God created the heaven and the earth. That was only the being.

"Yipee ki yay, mother fucker"

-John McLane, Die Hard

"It's a major award"

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I'm in phsycoville and finkle's the mayor!

- Ace ventura

“There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.”

Yamamoto Tsunetom, Hagakure

LOL...

Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.

Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!

Why...Johnny Ringo...you look as though someone just walked across your grave!...

Fights not with you Doc.

We started a game we never got to finish... Play for blood...remember?

I's just funnin...