Homeless douchebag

Was in Chicago a few weeks ago in a Starbucks on Michigan Ave and these people in front of me were trying to order a soda or something, I remember whispering to my wife, what haven't they ever been to a Starbucks? Anyways, we got our coffee and went outside and they had handed a homeless guy sitting on the ground what they bought. He says, "what is this?". They said, "tea, they didn't have Coke". They walked a way and the homeless guy started bitching out loud, "I asked for a Coke and they bring me tea, man. Man. "

Homeless guy is a douchebag,people who bought it are stupid for buying anything but if you are going to buy something, how about something with carbs?????