Alison Parker: Crow's feet and bags. Was she really 24??

she has mad gums

looks 44 to me bro

Before I knew her age I assumed she was much older. I thought that she was in her early 40s. As soon as I learned her age, her face somehow started to look youthful. It was the same thing that happened when I learned Janice Joplin was so dang young. I always assumed she was older too. I guess this proves the power of suggestion. I originally viewed her as older until it was suggested that she was younger, I now see her as a younger woman...Weird!

You can only really tell from the hands...do we have a hand shot? You can almost guess to the year when a woman was born from her hands.

FUNbags?

Where did they get a picture of that?

black woman look like shit no matter what age they are IMO

Really looks like caked on theatrical / stage makeup for being on TV.

So were just going to continue to pretend we don't all know white woman age in dog years?

That's what I'm saying. She looks my age (37 as mentioned above), have a kid, worked nights for a year, smoke, and she looks my age. I pass for early 30's, though, so it's hard to know.

I'd say 34-37...

If your point was that you're a fucking moron, then sure,

I noticed that too...maybe too much college partying and drug use.

It is possible that you may look a little older than you think.

Nah. I do stage work and get cast for that age range.

Well, ain't you just the sweetest thing?

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I can barely see, I'm laughing so hard

She's probably got a new condo in Tel Aviv by now.

Heavy Makeup use causes wrinkles. I am in early 40s. Don't wear makeup. Have no lines around eyes unless I smile. No makeup, no wrinkles.

Crows feet are present all the time. These are just lines from smiling

Right, so imaging the amount of makeup you would wear if you were on TV- all of that would settle in and highlight every wrinkle and crack on your face.

If you look at her pics without the TV makeup on she looks more her age.

She was 24. Look how young she was with the ex. Once that poofter moved in and her hearing him with other men she aged dude. Who wouldn't.?

She looks about 32-35. Or someone that "looks good" for 40

Maybe she had to fake her own death to get away from gay creeper boy and his posse

lipstick on a pig...

Uh...no.