Add ridiculous predictions here. Only things that are ridiculous, please.

Hillary finally admits she's a dyke!

I will make a ridiculous prediction.

Everyone on GLP will still be alive in 100years.

I predict that hot sauce ill be outlawed, and tomatoes declared enemies of the state.

I predict morgan freeman will come out of the closet- as a white man.

I predict that a feline will take the oath of office for presidency of the United States of America.

I predict that onions will become self aware, develop language and advocate against "human smell".

The American voters realise before their next election that all every single candidate will ever do in office is enact policies that are good for the super wealthy, big business and special interest groups, and decide to vote for someone who will do them some good instead.

I predict that the word "NO" and all negative connotations will be banned and prohibited worldwide...and to disagree one must "agree differently".

I predict that a huge volcanic eruption, and multiple 9+ worldwide quakes, will initiate the planet to tip over 90 degrees onto a new equator, with two new poles situated at India and Peru (roughly) and a line through western europe and west africa, antarctica, the west pacific, alaska and the arctic will become the new equator

i also predict it will be a tad damp during this event

I predict that the term "horsepower" will be banned in the interest of not offending animal rights activists or the horses.

I predict that we will someday travel via sled or skateboard pulled by rats, mice or roaches which will all have spanish names except one- On Esteban, On Julio, On Jorge, On Muhammed...yah! MUSH!

I predict a new competitive sport will be added to the Olympics called "walking" in which mobile device users attempt to travel in a straight line without injuring themselves or others.

If you win, you get to pay everyone else's medical bills.

One last prediction for you guys...

I predict that common sense will become the new global currency.