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Godlike Inspiration

 
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09/25/2006 11:23 AM
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The following was inspired by a previous GLP thread: [link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Edward quickly took a seat at a barstool close to the door of the aging sports bar. He pushed his long waving hair behind his ears. He thought he heard snickering from two large rounded men a few stools down but ignored it.

“How ya doin, hon. What’ll it be?” A once pretty barmaid stood in front of him behind the bar.

“Rum and coke. Thanks”

The barmaid moved to the hulks, bent forward, and said something in a low voice. The hulks guffawed, slapped their barleyed thighs, and glanced unsubtly toward Edward.

“What, it’s my hair, right?” Edward was tired of this sort of treatment.

“Of course it’s your hair, jackass.” one of the hulks answered. “You ain’t no teenager and this sure as hell ain’t the sixties.”

Edward swiveled his stool toward the brutes. He began quietly but raised his voice as he went along.

“You know, in ancient times the only men with short hair were slaves. Their masters cut off their hair as a sign of their slavery. Then the temple priests began doing it, showing their submission to their gods. The Romans did it to show their submission to the emperor, monks to their order and church, and vassals to their king. But free men do not cut their natural flowing hair. It stands as a marker to the world. ‘I will not submit! I will not bow down!’”

The hulks stared gaping at Edward who swivelled back toward the bar. The barmaid set his drink in front of him.

“So how come you shave your beard, hon?” she asked.

“Huh?”

“Your beard. How come you shave that naturally flowing cheek and chin hair?”

“Oh, well, it, uh, it itches.”
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