My amazing discovery: Dirt!

I went outside today. It took some effort, but I managed to escape death from wild chickens. After tripping over my own feet and hitting my head on a small rock, I made an amazing discovery. My nose was down in the grass in some weird smelling dark stuff that had ants running around on it. I did some research, and found out it's called "dirt." It is really useful stuff and has been hiding under the grass all of this time. So we are all RICH!

Post your plans for your new found wealth here. I'mma buying me a bunch of pizzas and a food dryer.