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So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/18/2015 04:59 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
There's an abandoned bar in the middle of our little village, it has been rented to the lunatics as of today.
I have my shotgun but I want to get a dog.
I have a blonde wife and two blonde blue eyed kids and they will not be molested by these animals.
What breed aside Newfies and Bernhard dogs can handle living outside in Finnish Lapland?
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Get your wife some mace.
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And if that's not legal up there, a can of hairspray and a lighter can be very useful.
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Did you know a can of wasp spray can shoot up to 20ft and will permanantly blind??
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There are handles for paint spray cans that would probably fit wasp spray. Worth checking. That way you can grab and accurately aim the shit into their eyes.
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09/18/2015 05:01 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
They started bringing them by the busload to upstate NY two years ago. Many cities like mine are completely inundated with them.
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As someone else pointed out: Time to fight fire with fire.
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09/18/2015 05:02 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Get a wolf.
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This is your best bet ^^^
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09/18/2015 05:06 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
There's an abandoned bar in the middle of our little village, it has been rented to the lunatics as of today.
I have my shotgun but I want to get a dog.
I have a blonde wife and two blonde blue eyed kids and they will not be molested by these animals.
What breed aside Newfies and Bernhard dogs can handle living outside in Finnish Lapland?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69078303


Get a large Dobie and knit him a plush sweater.

There's nothing quite as intimidating as the snappers on a Doberman. I've had several friends who owned them, and they are fiercely loyal.

The ragheads might laugh at the sweater, until they get their ass chewed to ribbons.
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09/18/2015 05:16 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Come by their building one night and pour a bucket of pigs blood, guts, feet etc. from the butcher all over the front of every entrance. Splash it on the walls to. With any luck when they find out they will kill themselves.
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This. These people are just the shit of the middle east. play it safe and splash some of that pig blood on the local synagogue as well.
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09/18/2015 05:17 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
get your village together.

DO NOT ALLOW A MOSQUE TO BE BUILT.
DO NOT ALLOW LOUDSPEAKERS TO BROADCAST.

EMPHASIZE...this is a temporary stay only.
Do not let them 'settle in' and make a mini-middle east in your village.

Pass ordinances and laws forbidding these things. They can pray QUIETLY in their own apartments.

they will want to drag in all their thousands of relatives, friends and others who pay them off to claim them.

DO NOT let them have land. You do not want them to put down roots.

Make it so they want to leave.

EXCEPTION: Syrians are educated people and probably will be good to be around; arabs from other places no. Bangladesh and Pakistanis should NEVER be allowed in. Most of them lie to your face, Taqiyyah...lying to Kaffirs. They'll lie to get things from you. Make them show proof.

Good luck.
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09/18/2015 05:33 AM
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Some other tips:

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The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

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09/18/2015 05:35 AM
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Huskies are good dogs and pack animals too so getting multiple of them could be a good idea idk about the availability of them in Europe though they love the winter also.
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There's huskies here, one of my friends has huskies.
And yes they would be good for living outdoors.
Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com]
Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net]
The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

FRANCE IS TEH GHEY!
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09/18/2015 05:36 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Please, don't make or dog live outside...
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09/18/2015 05:41 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Get your wife a little dog for the house. There are some small breeds that don't have much fur (it'll need a sweater, I guess). Little dogs can bark to let you know someone is outside.
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it's not always about fur and/or hair on dogs that triggers the allergies. it's the dander. just sayin.


catfilenails
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That's true. poodles aren't too bad for dander.
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09/18/2015 05:42 AM
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Please, don't make or dog live outside...
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He is building a heated dog house. He just needs to spend time outside with the dog. Hours daily.
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09/18/2015 05:49 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
There's an abandoned bar in the middle of our little village, it has been rented to the lunatics as of today.
I have my shotgun but I want to get a dog.
I have a blonde wife and two blonde blue eyed kids and they will not be molested by these animals.
What breed aside Newfies and Bernhard dogs can handle living outside in Finnish Lapland?
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But I thought your Prime Minister was going to house the refugees coming to Finland... not like you take that many...
get the very loyal Akita
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09/18/2015 06:14 AM
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09/18/2015 06:28 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
What kind of big dogs do people around there have? This will be a place to start, talk to those people. Well, mostly the ones who keep their dogs outside.

You'll still have to figure out how to spend time with your dog so it will love you.
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People mostly have Rottweilers and Germans but they can take them in the house, I've seen some of those great pyrenees, I'll look in to them.
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What kind of big dogs do people around there have? This will be a place to start, talk to those people. Well, mostly the ones who keep their dogs outside.

You'll still have to figure out how to spend time with your dog so it will love you.
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People mostly have Rottweilers and Germans but they can take them in the house, I've seen some of those great pyrenees, I'll look in to them.
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Get 2 Rottweiler or a Tschechien Wolfdog.
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09/18/2015 06:44 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Burn all vacant buildings so they can't be loaded with terrorists
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09/18/2015 06:45 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
A Sibirian Huskey is the dog you need!
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09/18/2015 06:46 AM
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I am praying for you and your family.hf
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09/18/2015 07:16 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Most large breeds need a lot of space... I thought you had a place for the dog?
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I have the place but I also have an allergic kid.
I could just buy a rottweiler puppy from my friends kennel but it needs to be something that survives alone.
We can't have a herd like dog owners are supposed to have.
My boy loves dogs but they trigger a violent asthma.
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Dogs are social animals. Please don't get a dog and leave it alone outside. It will end up miserable, dead or both and I call BS on the protection. Think outside the box. Dog is not the answer.
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I'm not going to leave it alone.
I've had dogs all my life before my son was born and the allergy was noted.
I'm saying I can't have a dog that needs to be inside the house and involved with the kids.
To someone who suggested the Karelian bear dog:
Those things, like all the other Finnish breeds are made for hunting, they need to be out in the wild every single day or they will get bored and become barking little assholes and unpredictable.
I wouldn't suggest a Finnish breed other than maybe the Finnish hound for anyone who isn't a serious outdoors man.
I haven't been hunting in years and my guns are just for home protection.
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09/18/2015 07:20 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
they have been in your country long time
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They have been IN HELSINKI and they were small in numbers.
What's happening right now is just insanity, no better word for it.
I pray for a coup by the military, because clearly our politicians have lost their mind.
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09/18/2015 07:23 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
There's an abandoned bar in the middle of our little village, it has been rented to the lunatics as of today.
I have my shotgun but I want to get a dog.
I have a blonde wife and two blonde blue eyed kids and they will not be molested by these animals.
What breed aside Newfies and Bernhard dogs can handle living outside in Finnish Lapland?
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I hate to say this, but I have a feeling that it's too late for Europe to stop the invasion...best to pack up your family and come to the USA, I know we get a lot of bad press all over the world,and we do have crime and gangs, but we might be the last hope for non muslims....I even have thought why don't the Jews leave Israel and come to America and let the Middle East become totally muslim; we have so much uninhabited land, especially in the West, plenty of room for the whole nation of Israel to live in safety...we might be getting a President who will stop the spread of Islam in this country....a good place to start would be to ban and dismantle all Mosques,if Americans want to worship Islam, they could relocate to the Middle East, maybe the government would even pay for it ! I live in southern Az and they say that ISIS is already crossing the border from Mexico, maybe that's what Jade Helm was for, to get ready to battle ISIS !
hiding
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That's an option I've considered, my cousin lives there and she's married with an American soldier.
They were here couple summers ago and her husband admired how great things are in Finland and how few naggers and other pieces of shit we have.
Things sure have changed since then.
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09/18/2015 07:27 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Funny old world, isn't it. things are apparently so bad here that all the refumigranthadis arrivng on our shores can't wait to gtfo.

Thanks Angela, lol. We're sending them all to you. OPie, tell yours how much better off they'll be in wonderful Germany!!
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09/18/2015 08:19 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
OP, can you find a map or list of all the places in Finland where they are installing asylum seekers?
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09/18/2015 08:21 AM
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OP, can you find a map or list of all the places in Finland where they are installing asylum seekers?
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[link to img.yle.fi]

Here you go.
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09/18/2015 08:37 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
OP, can you find a map or list of all the places in Finland where they are installing asylum seekers?
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[link to img.yle.fi]

Here you go.
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This list is actually outadet, it's missing the big one in Tornio, next to Kemi.
That's the town where they pass trough when they cross the Swedish border.
Swedish railways are transporting these fake asylum seekers with close to 1000 people/day pace.
They do it for free.
Finland inquired why they allow this and they answered that the companys business is not the Swedish governments business.
It's a government owned business tho, so clearly someone in Swedish government is behind this.
We should fucking declare war on Sweden, they are invading our land.
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09/18/2015 09:01 AM
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Good news!
About 200 asylum seekers have withdrawn their asylum request and are going back to sandnaggerland.
The Finnish weather, disgruntled people and shitty living conditions we provide these fuckers are apparently worse than their homeland.
Shit. Maybe I should seek asylum from Iraq then.
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09/18/2015 09:11 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Good news!
About 200 asylum seekers have withdrawn their asylum request and are going back to sandnaggerland.
The Finnish weather, disgruntled people and shitty living conditions we provide these fuckers are apparently worse than their homeland.
Shit. Maybe I should seek asylum from Iraq then.
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Lol, yes, don't pamper those people too much and let's pray for a harsh and early winter...

Thanks for linking the map!
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09/18/2015 09:14 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
OP, can you find a map or list of all the places in Finland where they are installing asylum seekers?
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[link to img.yle.fi]

Here you go.
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Another question: are the towns on the map the main "processing centres" only? I'm asking because when reading Yle news (in English) I've come across other, smaller places where immigrants were being sent to live.
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09/18/2015 09:22 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
OP, can you find a map or list of all the places in Finland where they are installing asylum seekers?
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[link to img.yle.fi]

Here you go.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69078303


Another question: are the towns on the map the main "processing centres" only? I'm asking because when reading Yle news (in English) I've come across other, smaller places where immigrants were being sent to live.
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These are the main centers, the surrounding areas such as my small village all have their fair share.
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09/18/2015 09:25 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
Good news!
About 200 asylum seekers have withdrawn their asylum request and are going back to sandnaggerland.
The Finnish weather, disgruntled people and shitty living conditions we provide these fuckers are apparently worse than their homeland.
Shit. Maybe I should seek asylum from Iraq then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69078303


Lol, yes, don't pamper those people too much and let's pray for a harsh and early winter...

Thanks for linking the map!
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Oh I know there will be a harsh winter. Every single year there's a harsh winter here.
Let's see how they like -30 Celsius and wind.
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09/18/2015 11:44 AM
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Re: So they're about to bring the muslims to our small village
I know a lady that for a good price will breed a dog of your choosing with a wolf. Just remember you will be dealing with a wild animal.





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