IT'S ABOUT TO START...SHAVE YOUR LOVED ONES WHILE You CAN

how do I know I'm shaved

just asking

Do we ever know? Just asking!

got still a zero in the Blown Shave column.

SHAVE YOUR ELVES?????

You made me pee myself

:RSgaythrd1:

Epic Post .... This one is for the GLP history books.... Shave On!

Shaving? Beheading is more like it.

Especially if you refuse to take the mark.

There's no shaving this thread now!

Has anyone already said "God Shave the Queen" ~ ?


Thread: Is it "gay" to shave your balls?

Last Edited by Shut Up Meg on 09/18/2015 09:06 PM

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This whole thread is just very shad.

wait some month please..
i have to buy my litle farm...

anyway you will not solve the prolbme later..

This is what I thought of when I read the title..been considering home grooming anyhow.

Shave the ole ringo too!

Many years ago, I worked for a radio station. It was awesome, but the playing those same commercials over and over again got really old.

There was a local car dealer that ran ads with us. Shaver Chrysler. The commercial went "for your next car, come on down to Shaver! (little corny jingle) Sh-sh-sh-shaver!"

Then, out of the blue, the DJ went live on-air and said "Shaver? I don't even know her!"

Oh God, we were busting up. Thanks for bringing up that long lost memory OP!



Last Edited by Zen & Z on 09/18/2015 09:24 PM

I shaved my fluff in the shape of a mushroom cloud.
Zat still OK?

New International Version
In that day the Lord will use a razor hired from beyond the Euphrates River--the king of Assyria--to shave your heads and private parts, and to cut off your beards also.

Obama is the current and seated King of the Mau Mau tribe in Kenya his Grand father was King and his Father but Grandpa was taken prisoner after 13000 of his tribe were slaughtered under Winston Churchill and that is why he returned the Bust statue to Great Britain. Back in 2008.

Last Edited by SaintVron on 09/18/2015 09:27 PM

Yes I would absolutely shave then, I'd hate to see a beard.

the markets are + 5000%...

int the worst case they go + 2000%s

then the people who use you ...for their business int the forums..
will start buying again...

I just thought I'd been laughing hard!! OMG...I choked on a bite of food at that thought!!!

N M L - you should get some kind of prize for this thread! This has been just what I needed - shaved me from all the stress I've had lately!!