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According to Jesus... you must NOT believe in Jesus.

 
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Saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:

All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.


well since the our Sages of blessed memory told us jesus is a false prophet and a deceiver, he must be rejected.

I guess every Christian must reject jesus.
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In the Gospel of Judas, Jesus tells Judas that he will become the 13th..(Jesus was the 13th). So the betrayer becomes The Christ??
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hey VIP. I'm drinking. I'm Jesus. You're pissing me off. Go cry in a corner.

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In the Gospel of Judas, Jesus tells Judas that he will become the 13th..(Jesus was the 13th). So the betrayer becomes The Christ??
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I don't know.
its all a roman psyop.

they wrote all the gospels as a massive info war psyop attempt.

later they found it necessary to canonize the NT as the various gospels contradicted each other so badly.

there is no point in trying to figure out what jesus meant or not, its all a lie anyway.

OP is just pointing out how stupid jesus is, or how stupid the writers of the NT were.
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hey VIP. I'm drinking. I'm Jesus. You're pissing me off. Go cry in a corner.

epiclol
 Quoting: ColdTrifecta


how do you support you messianic siczo knowing jesus should be in heaven until the last day when he comes back in clouds with his saints?

it seems the jesus character is not to be reincarnated.
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HEY OP
I have an idea...fuck off
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hey VIP. I'm drinking. I'm Jesus. You're pissing me off. Go cry in a corner.

epiclol
 Quoting: ColdTrifecta


how do you support you messianic siczo knowing jesus should be in heaven until the last day when he comes back in clouds with his saints?

it seems the jesus character is not to be reincarnated.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


what about in matthew when it says in the regeneration of the son of man? and how about the last verse in the gospel of matthew. get back to me on that.
Herb is the healing of the nations.
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HEY OP
I have an idea...fuck off
 Quoting: grumpier


I like it grumpier! How you doing? smoking weed in the netherlands?
Herb is the healing of the nations.
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you are a psyop dreamily. what's up with your hate for me (jesus) serioously you think i should be a warrior or something?
Herb is the healing of the nations.
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you are a psyop dreamily. what's up with your hate for me (jesus) serioously you think i should be a warrior or something?
 Quoting: ColdTrifecta


you (I guess) a responsible for the biggest lie in human history, which has caused many sufferings for my people.

what about the last passage of matthew?

I am with you till the end of the age?

as in I am in heaven protecting you.
not on earth.
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HEY OP
I have an idea...fuck off
 Quoting: grumpier


its hard reconciling with this... I know.
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you are a psyop dreamily. what's up with your hate for me (jesus) serioously you think i should be a warrior or something?
 Quoting: ColdTrifecta


you (I guess) a responsible for the biggest lie in human history, which has caused many sufferings for my people.

what about the last passage of matthew?

I am with you till the end of the age?

as in I am in heaven protecting you.
not on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


that is your interpretation. how do you know it means that. and not literally?
Herb is the healing of the nations.
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you are a psyop dreamily. what's up with your hate for me (jesus) serioously you think i should be a warrior or something?
 Quoting: ColdTrifecta


you (I guess) a responsible for the biggest lie in human history, which has caused many sufferings for my people.

what about the last passage of matthew?

I am with you till the end of the age?

as in I am in heaven protecting you.
not on earth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


that is your interpretation. how do you know it means that. and not literally?
 Quoting: ColdTrifecta


it means that literally, his literally with them until the end of the age.
only he is with them from his place in heaven.

I know it cant mean he is on earth because the NT says that after meeting paul on the road to damascuss he flew back to heaven where he is to be until he comes back on the cloud with his saints.

so... you are not jesus.
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Re: According to Jesus... you must NOT believe in Jesus.
Saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:

All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.


well since the our Sages of blessed memory told us jesus is a false prophet and a deceiver, he must be rejected.

I guess every Christian must reject jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


Take stuff out of context much?
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HEY OP
I have an idea...fuck off
 Quoting: grumpier


I like it grumpier! How you doing? smoking weed in the netherlands?
 Quoting: ColdTrifecta


Yes in Holland still.
Very seldom smoked weed, it ruins my short time memory and I don't want that.
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Saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:

All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.


well since the our Sages of blessed memory told us jesus is a false prophet and a deceiver, he must be rejected.

I guess every Christian must reject jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


Take stuff out of context much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69536580


how is that out of context.

in context it says:
what the Pharisees SAY is good and you MUST do what they say.

but what the Pharisees DO is bad since what they do, is not in accordance to what they preach.

so... the Pharisees - of Sages of blessed memory SAY jesus is a false prophet and deceiver, and he must be rejected.

you must reject jesus according to jesus.

mindfuck huh?
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Fuck off shill, if Jesus isn't real then your petty tribal god certainly isn't.
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Fuck off shill, if Jesus isn't real then your petty tribal god certainly isn't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70229648


proving most believers in jesus are pagan in heart.

the NT cant stand without the OT.
but the OT can stand without the NT.
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Re: According to Jesus... you must NOT believe in Jesus.
Still waiting for the messiah eh? Good luck with that!

:cruiser:
 Quoting: Chip


aren't you waiting for your idol's supposed second coming as well?

good luck with that.


but as a Jesuit mason... you don't really believe in jesus do you?
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Still waiting for the messiah eh? Good luck with that!

:cruiser:
 Quoting: Chip


aren't you waiting for your idol's supposed second coming as well?

good luck with that.


but as a Jesuit mason... you don't really believe in jesus do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


The truth is you were raised in the religion of the Pharisees and cannot see the truth that even though it's right before your very eyes. Every single prophecy of the Messiah was fulfilled Yeshua.

You'll wake up...during the millennium.
 Quoting: Chip


you were brought up in the religion rome/edom created.

every single one?

how come you are waiting for him to come back? for what purpose?

to fulfill the real messianic prophecies he didn't fulfill the first time.

as a mod here, I bet you are affiliated with various Vatican orders, such as masonry and jesuism therefore it is safe to assume that you don't believe in jesus.

you are just paying your lip service infornt of the Christian audience here.
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aren't you waiting for your idol's supposed second coming as well?

good luck with that.


but as a Jesuit mason... you don't really believe in jesus do you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


The truth is you were raised in the religion of the Pharisees and cannot see the truth that even though it's right before your very eyes. Every single prophecy of the Messiah was fulfilled Yeshua.

You'll wake up...during the millennium.
 Quoting: Chip


you were brought up in the religion rome/edom created.

every single one?

how come you are waiting for him to come back? for what purpose?

to fulfill the real messianic prophecies he didn't fulfill the first time.

as a mod here, I bet you are affiliated with various Vatican orders, such as masonry and jesuism therefore it is safe to assume that you don't believe in jesus.

you are just paying your lip service infornt of the Christian audience here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


Nah...I'm picking a fight with you so I can fuck you up in front of the entire forum. It's gonna be fun!

You haven't a clue as to wtf you're talking about.
 Quoting: Chip


bring it on chippy.
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you were brought up in the religion rome/edom created.

every single one?

how come you are waiting for him to come back? for what purpose?

to fulfill the real messianic prophecies he didn't fulfill the first time.

as a mod here, I bet you are affiliated with various Vatican orders, such as masonry and jesuism therefore it is safe to assume that you don't believe in jesus.

you are just paying your lip service infornt of the Christian audience here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


Nah...I'm picking a fight with you so I can fuck you up in front of the entire forum. It's gonna be fun!

You haven't a clue as to wtf you're talking about.
 Quoting: Chip


bring it on chippy.
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So...tell us what the problem is with Yeshua being the prophesied messiah?

Best to start there...
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mmm the real jesus was actually a one yeshua born to a roman soldier named pantera who was Egyptian in origin (therefore not from the seed of David)

he felt confused by his Egyptian heritage so he went Egypt to study at the Egyptian mystery schools, he came back and blasphemed against G-d, and claimed to be a god himself.

we stoned him to death.

later on the romans picked upon the story and fabricated the NT.

which is easily rebuked by the OT.
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bring it on chippy.
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So...tell us what the problem is with Yeshua being the prophesied messiah?

Best to start there...
 Quoting: Chip


mmm the real jesus was actually a one yeshua born to a roman soldier named pantera who was Egyptian in origin (therefore not from the seed of David)

he felt confused by his Egyptian heritage so he went Egypt to study at the Egyptian mystery schools, he came back and blasphemed against G-d, and claimed to be a god himself.

we stoned him to death.

later on the romans picked upon the story and fabricated the NT.

which is easily rebuked by the OT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


Sounds like satan horse fucked you in your sloped forehead.

Link to this information? Or is this an "eye witness" acount....LOL!
 Quoting: Chip


[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

i know you are not wise, if you were, you would take an account made by the people who were actually there, as reliable.

but you choose to take the account of some psyop leaflets written decades after the event heavily edited by the church.

also, if you don't want to accept the real history of the matter.
it is still possible to rebuke Christianity using what is written in the NT
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i read enough of what i need to see

chip has it right

hesright
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The Jesuit order has this one down pat.
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mmm the real jesus was actually a one yeshua born to a roman soldier named pantera who was Egyptian in origin (therefore not from the seed of David)

he felt confused by his Egyptian heritage so he went Egypt to study at the Egyptian mystery schools, he came back and blasphemed against G-d, and claimed to be a god himself.

we stoned him to death.

later on the romans picked upon the story and fabricated the NT.

which is easily rebuked by the OT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


Sounds like satan horse fucked you in your sloped forehead.

Link to this information? Or is this an "eye witness" acount....LOL!
 Quoting: Chip


[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

i know you are not wise, if you were, you would take an account made by the people who were actually there, as reliable.

but you choose to take the account of some psyop leaflets written decades after the event heavily edited by the church.

also, if you don't want to accept the real history of the matter.
it is still possible to rebuke Christianity using what is written in the NT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


You're too stupid to reject my wisdom and attempt to seem or sound rational.

"In the 2nd century, Celsus, a Pagan anti-Christian Greek philosopher, wrote that Jesus's father was a Roman soldier named Panthera."

Seems you missed the most important part of that turd you swallowed. That my friend is your weakness. Your inability to scrutinize your own vitriol.
 Quoting: Chip


keep scrolling down.

celsus took his information from the Talmud.
written by people who lived in Judea at time of jesus.
they were there, they saw what happened.

the writers of the NT were not there. the writers of the NT wrote the NT under instructions from rome decades after the event.
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Jesus said not to worship him.

We are all creators.

We are no different then him we just haven't awaken yet.
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Jesus said not to worship him.

We are all creators.

We are no different then him we just haven't awaken yet.
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bump
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[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

i know you are not wise, if you were, you would take an account made by the people who were actually there, as reliable.

but you choose to take the account of some psyop leaflets written decades after the event heavily edited by the church.

also, if you don't want to accept the real history of the matter.
it is still possible to rebuke Christianity using what is written in the NT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


You're too stupid to reject my wisdom and attempt to seem or sound rational.

"In the 2nd century, Celsus, a Pagan anti-Christian Greek philosopher, wrote that Jesus's father was a Roman soldier named Panthera."

Seems you missed the most important part of that turd you swallowed. That my friend is your weakness. Your inability to scrutinize your own vitriol.
 Quoting: Chip


keep scrolling down.

celsus took his information from the Talmud.
written by people who lived in Judea at time of jesus.
they were there, they saw what happened.

the writers of the NT were not there. the writers of the NT wrote the NT under instructions from rome decades after the event.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70379555


I read that entire wiki page "You use wiki to back up your religious facts...LOLOL)

Did you see how many times the word "HYPOTHESIS" was used? Do you know what that word means?
 Quoting: Chip


you ignore the fact that article provides a quote of a passage from the Talmud written by first hand eye witnesses living in Judea at the time of Jerusalem.
stating who jesus really is.

now, since you don't want to accept that info - i say you are stupid, because you rather put your faith on some contradictory text written decades after the event by unknown authors, a text heavily edited by the church over the course of a thousand years.

if you don't want to accept that info, I would be happy to use your NT against you to rebuke jesus.
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