Tomato plants are in, the kids are Shaved what next

Ya need to paint the kids blue and everyone in your family where tinfoil hats and sunglasses

Smurf disguises and EMP protection check

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Commence tears streaming down your face.

Lol this thread made me laugh before even clicking it. Thanks OP

Anyone know how to use a water devining rod?

Any good recepies for cooking grass?

Should I bunker underground or stay on the surface?

I also need to find a religion ASAP. Any recommendations?

Just sit tight OP. Wait for your uncle to call. He'll tell you what to do next.

shave ya wife, shave ya kids, shave ya husband

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Doesn't matter-you're gonna die either way, on surface should be quicker tho
Muslim or die-just like the crusades

Did you remember to bury your gold and silver in various places?

Forget about lawyers, guns and money. They won't do you any good after the BIG ONE hits tomorrow.

He called and informed me that he's on a greyhound bus to the caverns with other wealthy in-the-knowers.

Tomato plants in: check

Kids shaved: check

Recommendation: Brazilian for wifey

No. That would itch so bad!

Marshall Law.

Don't forget diarrhea streaming out of your ass