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Soldering some CPUs.....

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2015 04:18 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
I wouldn't let that little scammer anywhere near my computer with a soldering iron
 Quoting: Astral Goat


People don't understand the process.

The ceramic substrate sans cpu for example is loaded to a graphite boat with the pins and a solder pad for each pin.

Then it goes through an oven and the solder flows. When it all cools the pins are attached to the substrate.

Then nearly microscopic solder balls are applied to the substrate and the chip is located on the substrate, Once again it goes through an oven and the chip is attached to the substrate when cool.

Some ding a ling that smells like a goat with a soldering iron is not part of the process
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70478006


epiclol
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10/05/2015 04:26 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
"i built more stuff thats really complicated, like cpus"

rofl5
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10/05/2015 04:38 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
This could only have been better if he'd used a slot based processor!
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10/05/2015 04:46 AM
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10/05/2015 05:00 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
The kid's a genius, he takes the casing off of something then says, look what I built!

It's brilliant, why didn't we think about it. I could grab a PS4 strip the casing off and BLAM! Show people the mess of cables and shit and say, "Look, I built a PS4!"
 Quoting: YouAreDreaming


Of course, GLP is the only place this is being discussed.

The MSM, being the retarded half-breed skidmarks they are, really couldn't understand the difference between tearing something apart, and inventing something.

Hence their support for Democrats.
 Quoting: WeaponX2


cruise
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10/05/2015 06:13 AM
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Shortcircuit'em for more and faster processing powah !~
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10/05/2015 06:15 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
Cool pot, Ahmed. Want to smoke a bowl at the White House?
 Quoting: RABBI CLOCKMED SHOAHBERG 70451064


I hear that the price of weed in Japan is unbearable, my compassionate convalescence hf
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10/05/2015 06:24 AM
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Can't they at least get smarter shills on TV?
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10/05/2015 07:41 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
Could his CPU's be responsible for all the time skips/history changes we keep hearing about on this site?

If they are powerful enough, maybe they can alter space/time?
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10/05/2015 08:03 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
Hell yeah i know how to plug in a soldering iron dawg! I f'n make flux capacitors and deloreans and shit brah!
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10/05/2015 08:04 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
Your so good you decided to solder with out a ranque hilsch cooler. Or at least a damp towel for the chip to rest on.

Who cares if the internal components get cooked....


lol
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10/05/2015 08:17 AM
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epiclol
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10/05/2015 08:46 AM
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lol
 Quoting: Ddraig


I rarely post, but I just gotta say that this is fucking comedy gold.

Cheers for the maker of the video, and the OP for sharing.
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10/05/2015 08:48 AM
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I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...

- Clockboy Wonder (2015)

chuckle
 Quoting: FFS Darth Vader


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10/05/2015 08:49 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
Oh that's nothing, Clockmed hand carves them from scrap metal...
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...

- Clockboy Wonder (2015)

chuckle
 Quoting: FFS Darth Vader



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9294194


good one
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10/05/2015 08:54 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
You can actually solder an SMT 8 bit and even some 16 bit CPU's and ASICs and other components to a PCB using a process known as drag soldering and a hoof end soldering tip.

I think everyone hear is envisioning 64 bit i3 i5 i7 that are not actually very suitable for hobby type projects. Although based on the RadioShack clock it is apparent he does not have the capacity to solder anything.
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10/05/2015 09:08 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
He so inspired me that
I'm running a 4x over clockmed CPU water cooled tower as today.
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10/05/2015 09:09 AM
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10/05/2015 09:12 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
You can actually solder an SMT 8 bit and even some 16 bit CPU's and ASICs and other components to a PCB using a process known as drag soldering and a hoof end soldering tip.

I think everyone hear is envisioning 64 bit i3 i5 i7 that are not actually very suitable for hobby type projects. Although based on the RadioShack clock it is apparent he does not have the capacity to solder anything.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70321234


When ever I use chips, which are mostly op amps and timers, I solder in chip sockets w/o the chip inserted.

Of course these aren't cpu's, the idea of keeping heat off the chip from soldering is the same. It is easy for a factory to quick solder and keep the chip cool, but people like Ahmed don't have expensive equipment. Using sockets is practically mandatory imho. making it easy to test the circuit through the pins and swapping chips, etc.


Let's see him explain how to make a simple flyback driver using an NE555 with out a feedback coil.

Kid probably thinks a damped oscillation is something he does in private at night.
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10/05/2015 09:17 AM
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lol
 Quoting: Ddraig


nice clock!
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10/05/2015 09:31 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
What will he claim to have invented next??


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10/05/2015 09:33 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
this is hilarious.
Unfortunately the brain-dead masses won't see it.
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10/05/2015 09:47 AM

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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
Honestly clicked on this thinking WTF?? I build my own computers and saw this title and was like why would you ever,.. this sounds like the craziest,.. let me click on this post...


I have been Clockmedded! (kinda like Rick Rolled)


Yea this kid and his family have karma coming their way.
Raw
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10/05/2015 09:52 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
He builds CPUs with his electron microscope and a very very very very very steady hand.
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10/05/2015 11:53 AM
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Re: Soldering some CPUs.....
I like his glasses. He's probably faking bad vision in order to look preposterous. The problem with these fake people and their glasses is as soon as they open their mouth you see how stupid they are





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