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World's oldest woman, 116, eats bacon daily

 
BACON MAN
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Gimme, my baby backs, baby backs...

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I have a few questions.


How many slices a day?


Pan-fried or nuked? Assuming pan-fried but it could be some southern style I'm not familiar with.


Bacon from a butcher or Oscar Meyer?


Canadian?


What time does she eat breakfast?


That's all.
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She sounds like a happy person. I believe that is the key to a long life. And if bacon makes you happy then eat it.:0)
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bacon & pancakes red_heart
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worship Bacon & Pancakes red_heart
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worship Bacon & Pancakes red_heart
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hesright5a
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Where is the Baconspiracist?

:yourang:
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Pretty much this.....lulzworthy for sure!
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10/06/2015 09:24 PM
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If she had ate soy she would be dead by now
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Nigerian football players dont know their true age either. Obafemi Martins is 62 years old apparently.
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lol
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And she never had kids and was only married for a few years. Haha! I just have to laugh.

Good thread!


:flowerssmile:
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LOL, I would say that's her real secret to longevity.
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people will just believe whatever they want

if Dr Oz says it, it must be so

if he tells you to eat a soyburger, you do it
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10/06/2015 10:10 PM
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I encourage anyone who thinks it's ok to eat the flesh of animals, to watch this video & see if you still feel the same way at the end. If you are really believe its ok, well then some silly video on youtube won't matter would it? GO on i dare you to watch it.

This video sums up beautifully why many people are converting to Veganism daily.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70499652


There was a vegan mother not too long ago who breast fed her child, and the child died from lack of nutrition. Not because she wasn't feeding it enough, but because there wasn't enough nutrients in the VEGAN monther's milk.

Vegans like to go on about how morally superior they are...but they advocate for the death of meat eaters, This one monster (vegan gains) who wanted to record his grandfather dying of a heart attack while saying he;s dying cause he ate meat..etc the list goes on.

Vegans are messed up people.
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#Plantlivesmatter
#Meatismurder
#Carrotsfeelpain
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Since the writer of this article doesn't even know her real age (116 or 113?) I wonder how true the story is.
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Just because they include a picture of her from her 113th birthday doesn't mean the writer doesn't know she's 116.
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I salute this woman. Never trust a person who doesnt like bacon. EVER. 116 years old though, fuck me thats old. Born in 1899 or 1900? Wow.
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just imagine what she has seen...

WW1.
The roaring 20's
The despression
WW2
The moon landing...


Wow. What perspective. She probably looks at what is goin gon in Syria and thinks, "there is nothing new under the sun"...
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Yeah. She was 39 when ww2 started. Thats insane!!
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And 41 when the US finally showed up!

1rof11rof1
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Pussy hurt much? So the Calvary that saved your SORRY ass was late but DID SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS and you have gravel up inside?

Just STFU for goodness sakes and go ask the local Cunstabulary in the "DOWN under" if you can use your firearms 3 months from now to kill some PAPER
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” ~Seneca

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I Stole this from another member.... ;)
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Good to know... My daughter is obsessed with bacon... so we literally eat it on everything, every day.
Bacon and cheese on potatoes, in cheese quesodillas and grill cheese sandwiches, in mac & cheese, on salmon, on steak.
When we made caramel apple pie, she had to have one with bacon. It was actually pretty good, but next time I'd skip mixing it with the crumb topping til after it was baked.
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And she never had kids and was only married for a few years. Haha! I just have to laugh.

Good thread!


:flowerssmile:
 Quoting: Sloane


Right? The two things that will take years off your life - kids and a freakin spouse!
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116 years young, huh.

She must know every single recipe for bacon.

My hat's off. cool2
 Quoting: Desert Dude


very true,

chances are these days her bacon is a nice slop of puree.

im gonna go fry up some hog and drink some brew for the elders wisdom
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See the longevity formula is keeping your guts happy with consistent culture. If you make drastic changes you shorten your survival in the adaptation.

Bacon, egg, and grits is so easily identified by her system that she has a tolerance to it. Remember, it's probably 1 strip of bacon, 1 egg, one bowl of grits; she probably eats like a depression era person.

My dad was one, breakfast was the religion. 1 egg, 1 toast, 1 meat or corned beef hash. When they face their food they dream of being poor again, it seems to work.
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Actually, this woman died in 1978, but the trichenella have kept her body in a state of animation ever since.

We're all worms in the end, folks!

spam
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Actually, this woman died in 1978, but the trichenella have kept her body in a state of animation ever since.

We're all worms in the end, folks!

spam
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Actually, this woman died in 1978, but the trichenella have kept her body in a state of animation ever since.

We're all worms in the end, folks!

spam
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If she had ate soy she would be dead by now
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Tell me more about that. What does soy do?

What else is bad for long life?
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Tell me more about that. What does soy do?

What else is bad for long life?


I hear excessive worrying over stuff posted on conspiracy bulletin boards is like smoking seven packs of Camels a day.

Makes you a moran, too!
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I wonder how long ago she was "tested" by doctors who simply wanted her genome.
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Re: World's oldest woman, 116, eats bacon daily
Good to know... My daughter is obsessed with bacon... so we literally eat it on everything, every day.
Bacon and cheese on potatoes, in cheese quesodillas and grill cheese sandwiches, in mac & cheese, on salmon, on steak.
When we made caramel apple pie, she had to have one with bacon. It was actually pretty good, but next time I'd skip mixing it with the crumb topping til after it was baked.
 Quoting: 4xcharmd


spock

are you single bacongirl ?? red_heart
Ma Pantha

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116 years of being generous to others! That woman's on a winner!
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Re: World's oldest woman, 116, eats bacon daily
The record is actually 122, it's a man, and he SMOKES.

But still, everything is better with bacon.
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Re: World's oldest woman, 116, eats bacon daily
That doesn't mean bacon is the fountain of youth, lol. Shes doing what makes her happy. Perhaps the happiness has more to do with long life than bacon. Or maybe it's genetic and she would have lived to be 150 without the bacon, who knows?





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