800-Pound Man Kicked Out of Hospital for Ordering Pizza

The Henway can save us !

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make sure to eat people

it gives you energy

Why aren't you having a drinky poo, mr space goat ?

root beer right now *burp*

but that crown royal looks good

I thought the title said
"800- pound man kicked out of hospital for pizza odor !"

the henway or the greekurn could shave us from our depravity!

Pizza But

Last Edited by Dace on 10/09/2015 01:07 AM

This man is being supplied food by his father. That is why he got this big. If he had to drive to the takeout himself and couldn't fit in the car he would be forced to lose weight.

Blame him and the father and/or mother for his "addiction".

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Blame it on Cain !!!!

your silly little joke won't work on me!!

How bout a potlast?

Wat's a potlast?

Depends on how much you have and how fast you smoke it , I
guess !

Ahhh you're stretching that one! You must be smoking a piecost.

what a smokin' piecost?

about a buck $3.80!

Taxpayers as well according to him:

This dude is clearly fucked in the head:

fat people should be exterminated and their fat used to run some energy p lants.

This story is all about magnifying Occult Numerology.

33 Year old.

Steven Assanti = 13 Characters.

800 lbs = 12800 ounces...Reduce 1+2+8+0+0 = 11

I was supposed get down to 550 > 55 (Drop the Zero)

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I don't think legs can hold up 800lbs. The knees and feet would probably shatter.

Extremely sad that someone would allow their whole life to be about stuffing their mouth constantly and doing nothing but laying there.

That's not even a life anymore. More like a slow form of suicide.

There is nothing on this earth that can taste better than being healthy feels.

holy fuck, i used to feel sorry for the dude, now i agree with others, he should go to one of those states that allow you to choose to die

i like money.