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who would jesus torture?

 
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who would jesus torture?
anyone care to bite?
when facism comes to Amerika, it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. sinclair lewis He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. neitsche
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Re: who would jesus torture?
christians are into torture

they have seen it since the first day they walked into church

de sensitization
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Re: who would jesus torture?
Jesus would not torture anybody.

And before anyone goes off on the subject of an eternally burning hell: that is a pagan myth which was incorporated into Christianity. The Bible clearly states that the damned will be resurrected, judged, and then die the second death. They will not burn forever in hell -- they will die the second death and cease to exist, forever.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
anyone care to bite?
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he'd be waterboarding the other Jews who were overcharging for the ritual baths?
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i'm sure that g.w. found that god laid it on his heart that it is ok to torture and kill. and if even the innocent get tortured by mistake then so be it. after all war is hell.
when facism comes to Amerika, it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. sinclair lewis He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. neitsche
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Re: who would jesus torture?
Himself
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By comming back here.
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anyone care to bite?
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Jesus gave Himself to be tortured and put to death. As He is the very nature of love, life and and truth.

Other than delivering Himself to be tortured for sin, it is not possible for Jesus to inflict torture.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
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paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
 Quoting: 19.47™

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paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
 Quoting: 19.47™


he's only your lord. there are 72 organized religions on the planet today. Maybe you picked the wrong one. You have one out of 72 odds.
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Bush and Cheney, at least he better
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paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


he's only your lord. there are 72 organized religions on the planet today. Maybe you picked the wrong one. You have one out of 72 odds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79718


The odds are worse than that. Maybe they are all wrong.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


he's only your lord. there are 72 organized religions on the planet today. Maybe you picked the wrong one. You have one out of 72 odds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79718


The fact that the majority of creation does not honor Jesus Christ as Lord, does not negate the truth that Jesus Christ is Lord over ALL.

You will honor Him for this, either in this age or the next.

Isaiah 45
22 “ Look to Me, and be saved,
All you ends of the earth!
For I am God, and there is no other.

23 I have sworn by Myself;
The word has gone out of My mouth in righteousness,
And shall not return,
That to Me every knee shall bow,
Every tongue shall take an oath.

24 He shall say,

‘ Surely in the LORD I have righteousness and strength.
To Him men shall come,
And all shall be ashamed
Who are incensed against Him.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


he's only your lord. there are 72 organized religions on the planet today. Maybe you picked the wrong one. You have one out of 72 odds.


The fact that the majority of creation does not honor Jesus Christ as Lord, does not negate the truth that Jesus Christ is Lord over ALL.

You will honor Him for this, either in this age or the next.

Isaiah 45
22 “ Look to Me, and be saved,
All you ends of the earth!
For I am God, and there is no other.

23 I have sworn by Myself;
The word has gone out of My mouth in righteousness,
And shall not return,
That to Me every knee shall bow,
Every tongue shall take an oath.

24 He shall say,

‘ Surely in the LORD I have righteousness and strength.
To Him men shall come,
And all shall be ashamed
Who are incensed against Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75563



you sound a lot like a jihadist.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...

Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


he's only your lord. there are 72 organized religions on the planet today. Maybe you picked the wrong one. You have one out of 72 odds.


The fact that the majority of creation does not honor Jesus Christ as Lord, does not negate the truth that Jesus Christ is Lord over ALL.

You will honor Him for this, either in this age or the next.

Isaiah 45
22 “ Look to Me, and be saved,
All you ends of the earth!
For I am God, and there is no other.

23 I have sworn by Myself;
The word has gone out of My mouth in righteousness,
And shall not return,
That to Me every knee shall bow,
Every tongue shall take an oath.

24 He shall say,

‘ Surely in the LORD I have righteousness and strength.
To Him men shall come,
And all shall be ashamed
Who are incensed against Him.



you sound a lot like a jihadist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79718


That's because you cannot see the glory and love of God in Christ towards all of mankind in the verse from Isaiah.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...
 Quoting: 19.47™



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Great spirits have always experienced violent opposition from mediocre minds. -A. Einstein

"The woods are lovely, dark and deep.. but I have promises to keep.. and miles to go before I sleep" ~Robert Frost
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Re: who would jesus torture?
paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...



One needs parents as a child, not as an adult.
 Quoting: 71 Pegasus


the jesus freaks think if you don't think exactly like they do, you are the devil. that's what they're taught in their feeble little cult minds.

how do you think an idiot charleton scamster like Jerry Falwell can become a multi millionaire? that requires a lot of dumb cult members.
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paranoid eyes,

Just a little reminder that it's not a good idea to make jokes and treat the Lord lightly as you are doing...



One needs parents as a child, not as an adult.


the jesus freaks think if you don't think exactly like they do, you are the devil. that's what they're taught in their feeble little cult minds.

how do you think an idiot charleton scamster like Jerry Falwell can become a multi millionaire? that requires a lot of dumb cult members.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79718


Yeah I know, and round, round we go...

There is a shadowing over your eyes. And more exactly, what you can't see is the circle of visciousness that evolves from judgement, that causes hate of others who are different. Of course this judgemental hypocrisy is always clearly seen in the scope of world religion and its various doctrines and regulations they impose on their members, but not so clearly seen on the non- religious types. yet the standard of rule and judgement is innate in the non religious as well.

Jesus can no longer be tortured, nor can He be put to shame, nor can he be appproached with harm from any type of evil being or entity.


The sacrifice of Jesus Christ and the spilling of His blood, defeats the power of death and all the curses that plaque creation as a whole!

Isaiah 29
9 Be stunned and amazed,
blind yourselves and be sightless;
be drunk, but not from wine,
stagger, but not from beer.

10 The LORD has brought over you a deep sleep:
He has sealed your eyes (the prophets
he has covered your heads (the seers).

11 For you this whole vision is nothing but words sealed in a scroll. And if you give the scroll to someone who can read, and say to him, "Read this, please," he will answer, "I can't; it is sealed."

12 Or if you give the scroll to someone who cannot read, and say, "Read this, please," he will answer, "I don't know how to read."

13 The Lord says:
"These people come near to me with their mouth
and honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
Their worship of me
is made up only of rules taught by men.

14 Therefore once more I will astound these people
with wonder upon wonder;
the wisdom of the wise will perish,
the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

15 Woe to those who go to great depths
to hide their plans from the LORD,
who do their work in darkness and think,
"Who sees us? Who will know?"

16 You turn things upside down,
as if the potter were thought to be like the clay!
Shall what is formed say to him who formed it,
"He did not make me"?
Can the pot say of the potter,
"He knows nothing"?

17 In a very short time, will not Lebanon be turned into a fertile field
and the fertile field seem like a forest?

18 In that day the deaf will hear the words of the scroll,
and out of gloom and darkness
the eyes of the blind will see.

19 Once more the humble will rejoice in the LORD;
the needy will rejoice in the Holy One of Israel.

20 The ruthless will vanish,
the mockers will disappear,
and all who have an eye for evil will be cut down-

21 those who with a word make a man out to be guilty,
who ensnare the defender in court
and with false testimony deprive the innocent of justice.

22 Therefore this is what the LORD, who redeemed Abraham, says to the house of Jacob:
"No longer will Jacob be ashamed;
no longer will their faces grow pale.

23 When they see among them their children,
the work of my hands,
they will keep my name holy;
they will acknowledge the holiness of the Holy One of Jacob,
and will stand in awe of the God of Israel.

24 Those who are wayward in spirit will gain understanding;
those who complain will accept instruction."
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Re: who would jesus torture?
the post above reminds me of my friends ex wife...total jesus freak...spouting bible verses and sprinkling crosses in the lawn...last I heard she was homeless and in and out of a psych ward.
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miles of garbage from the middle-eastern
Death Cults.
worship worship KD
lol bricks
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Pharisees
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the post above reminds me of my friends ex wife...total jesus freak...spouting bible verses and sprinkling crosses in the lawn...last I heard she was homeless and in and out of a psych ward.
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Do you feel as though some karmaic justice has been served, that she got what she deserved because of the path she was on??
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Re: who would jesus torture?
My dear children

those who express dislike of my son are reacting to mental images and not to the reality, in effect they are hating mental images which is OK because such images are not Truth.

My son is very humble, peaceful, blissful and not at all what the mental images portray.

And you will find that in the desparate days ahead he will be amongst you lifting you up in inspiring ways you had not considered.

Do not fear my son for he harbors no hate, and has your best interests in his sacred heart.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
Manticore's avy says it all.


He would vomit.

incessantly,



all over his sandals.

I've mentioned this before but, He's not coming back.

He checked in on us a while ago and said "fuck em'I'm not touching that mess with a ten foot host."


Those were his exact words.


fuck em'

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My dear children

those who express dislike of my son are reacting to mental images and not to the reality, in effect they are hating mental images which is OK because such images are not Truth.

My son is very humble, peaceful, blissful and not at all what the mental images portray.

And you will find that in the desparate days ahead he will be amongst you lifting you up in inspiring ways you had not considered.

Do not fear my son for he harbors no hate, and has your best interests in his sacred heart.
 Quoting: Mama Mary 150777



What the fuck is up with people on this site narrarating God's voice. Jesus fucking Christ people.

"my children" blah blah blah. STFU already.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
Since torture was the norm for the day, I would speculate Jesus would be for the torture of any criminal who commited a crime with such a sentence.

If not torture, at least he would have God smite him and his entire family.
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This is the question I asked when I called my senator's office before the vote. Did it do any good? Hell no! The bitch still voted for torture
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My dear children

those who express dislike of my son are reacting to mental images and not to the reality, in effect they are hating mental images which is OK because such images are not Truth.

My son is very humble, peaceful, blissful and not at all what the mental images portray.

And you will find that in the desparate days ahead he will be amongst you lifting you up in inspiring ways you had not considered.

Do not fear my son for he harbors no hate, and has your best interests in his sacred heart.



What the fuck is up with people on this site narrarating God's voice. Jesus fucking Christ people.

"my children" blah blah blah. STFU already.
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I don't think they realize how whacked out they are...they probably never leave their little home altar and don't get out of the house much.

Maybe someone was smart enough to lock them in a room and keep the key.
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Re: who would jesus torture?
Jesus wouldn't torture anyone. But if OP was unfortunate enough to stand in front of him, and feel his presence, OP would spend the rest of his life in personal torture for having had such opinions of Jesus.

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