President Trump will put a man on the Moon

It's going to happen.

But first let me set the record straight: America landed on the Moon for real the first time. It wasn't a hoax. It is not impossible. Yes, tards, rockets do work in space. Yes, Kennedy and Nixon were real leaders and the Apollo Spacemen were real men with real brians and real American balls. The Space Program fell apart under the watch of anti-Americans Bush, Clinton and Obama because these vermin were more interested in conquering the Middle East than they were interested in conquering the final frontier.

Trump is going to set things right. He will face the same uphill battle that Kennedy faced but Trump will overcome.

But it won't just be an American mission. Trump will announce a joint mission with the Russians the Chinese and anyone else who wants to participate. Trump has no intention of carrying on Obama's and Bush's illegal wars in the Middle East or threatening the national security interestts of Russia and China. The Mission to the Moon will be Trump's way of extending an olive branch to Russia and China and bringing to an end the madness of the Clinton, Bush and Obama years.

We are going back.