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My goat lacks discipline

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2016 12:39 AM
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LOL
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01/23/2016 12:40 AM
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Do you shit in the streets too?
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01/23/2016 01:19 AM
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Re: My goat lacks discipline
You are probably fucking it wrong.

Consult a Muslim for the correct procedure.
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01/23/2016 01:41 AM
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Maybe you need to shower your goat with kindness. Maybe then he will treat you with respect:

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I feel your pain....well no, not really, but what the hell...
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Re: My goat lacks discipline
I have a pet goat that I really love. But it lacks discipline. It refuses to follow my orders and eats random leaves when I take it on a walk.
How can I get it to sit on my lap?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70640515


Carve it into bite-sized pieces and give it to a lap dog.

:2goat:

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01/23/2016 02:09 AM
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I saw your goat flirting with a neighbor...js get that skank in line!!!
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01/23/2016 03:48 AM
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you must break him
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With 2 fingers first then go the whole hog
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01/23/2016 03:52 AM
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goats are refugees too.
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And this is why we can't have nice things.
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01/23/2016 03:55 AM
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Give it to a Muzzz to break it in, and in 2 weeks it'll be as docile as a roofied kitten

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01/23/2016 04:06 AM
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Re: My goat lacks discipline
Haha a bunch of sheep acting like they are better than goats. You might be another animal with more super powers than a sheep, but you still follow the herd.

Its the dogs you have to be watching for now that they are aware.. Esp the hyenas.
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01/23/2016 04:21 AM
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Maybe you need to shower your goat with kindness. Maybe then he will treat you with respect:


 Quoting: Unsinkable Sam


Not a slave goat nor respecter...

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Maybe you need to shower your goat with kindness. Maybe then he will treat you with respect:


 Quoting: Unsinkable Sam


Not a slave goat nor respecter...

Fero
 Quoting: NOSBLIIIP 71272040


Apparently the intended baited goat is not owned by you...

Fero
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Maybe you need to shower your goat with kindness. Maybe then he will treat you with respect:


 Quoting: Unsinkable Sam


Not a slave goat nor respecter...

Fero
 Quoting: NOSBLIIIP 71272040


Apparently the intended baited goat is not owned by you...

Fero
 Quoting: NOSBLIIIP 71272040


Do you get it that the goats not fooled for only fools rush in!

Fero
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This thread has the stench of Wolves and Vamps...

Pick a side, any side will do,hm...

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01/23/2016 05:01 AM
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This thread is symbolic to the "that guy" thread...

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01/23/2016 05:02 AM
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Not all is as it seems. now is it?

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01/23/2016 05:27 AM
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When the power of LOVE becomes greater than the love of power, then there Will be Peace...

Fero
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01/23/2016 07:25 AM
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Re: My goat lacks discipline
Did your goat come equipped with a remote control? Maybe it needs new batteries. If that doesn't work, does the user's manual mention a way to reset or reboot your goat?

Sometimes they crash and start eating strange things. This has been known to cause fatal exception errors. Does your goat have the latest firmware?

It could be time to go to a dealership and work a trade in. Especially if the alarm keeps going off for no apparent reason.
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01/23/2016 07:32 AM
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This is some weird bait thread. Pakistan is a long way to go with a Proxy to make a joke about muslims. I do applaud you for effort. I guess I'll give you 5 stars for trying to hard.
 Quoting: BunBun


Find me ONE proxy that goes to Pakistan. I dare you! Can't find it eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70640515


hell,pakis are biggest believers in conspiracy theories..and glp is filled with pakis

pakis know they will be attacked if they post in their country's flag..that's why they use indian-aussie and american proxies


STFU paki guy

feed to goat well and kill it on next holiday
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01/23/2016 01:34 PM
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Re: My goat lacks discipline
Did your goat come equipped with a remote control? Maybe it needs new batteries. If that doesn't work, does the user's manual mention a way to reset or reboot your goat?

Sometimes they crash and start eating strange things. This has been known to cause fatal exception errors. Does your goat have the latest firmware?

It could be time to go to a dealership and work a trade in. Especially if the alarm keeps going off for no apparent reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71301149


The Failure to launch a Wise and Justified reboot will only end up in a total recall which is known as an harddrive replacement by erasing of all the "data's"!!!

How much longer do think it shall be before ALL the walls come crashing down around YOUR veils of deceptions???

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To the wayward ones whom overcome the Beast that enter through one of those gates,You shall be given the Just rewards for one can only enter into those gates by having overcome the Beast or else they would have perished instantly for what is found in their hearts...

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01/23/2016 01:36 PM
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Just saying they are just goofy
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01/23/2016 01:39 PM
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This is some weird bait thread. Pakistan is a long way to go with a Proxy to make a joke about muslims. I do applaud you for effort. I guess I'll give you 5 stars for trying to hard.
 Quoting: BunBun


you don't have to go to pakistan to find a proxy, you are not smart, don't talk on things you don't know about.
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01/23/2016 01:43 PM
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Re: My goat lacks discipline
Buy yourself a pair of rubber boots.

Put a pan of sweet feed in front of goat.

Stick one rear leg of goat into each rubber boot you are wearing.

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