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ISIS Will Use High-Tech 'Floating Condom Bombs' to Destroy Russia's Air Force in Syria

 
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A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late...

Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used !

s226

As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure !

This indeed needs a pin @!

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What in the holy fuck lol...

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Imagine all the unwanted goat pregnancies that are about to happen as a result of ISIS using their CIA supplied condoms as weaponry...

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Very smart, showing your enemy what you're doing.
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are they using helium???
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Wonder if those are lubricated? I bet the French tickler versions are devastating rofl5
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Very smart, showing your enemy what you're doing.
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Hate/fear propaganda is more important to them. Besides, how high can this success rate be from these bombs? its probably very low.
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its nice of isis to let the russians know they are there
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condomstyle
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Breaking news !

lmaolol1rof1whip



A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late...

Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used !

s226

As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure !

This indeed needs a pin @!

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 Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592


ISIS sent condoms to prevent transmission of disease between humans and goats... Finding themselves without women or goats ISIS turns the condoms into bombs lest they be tempted to use them on each other? perhaps they just need to get laid. I for one would be willing to found a charity group... "Hookers for peace" in which sex workers would donate their services to Islamic men deprived of sexual companionship. I'm pretty sure if they got a fatwa (the official ok from God) to have sex with goats, small boys, and little girls, I could get us a hooker fatwa. Hookers could quite literally save the world. I think with regular access to healthy sexual release these guys would be a whole hell of a lot less angry.
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Breaking news !

lmaolol1rof1whip



A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late...

Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used !

s226

As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure !

This indeed needs a pin @!

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 Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592


And when they land on the local children in the area they can blame it on putin. Well played ISIS.
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Breaking news !

lmaolol1rof1whip



A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late...

Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used !

s226

As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure !

This indeed needs a pin @!

baffle
 Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592


eekalert

Condoms?

They are using condoms to fight against Russian AIR FORCE?


Who told them this intense super warrior trick? McCain?
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you will get a hole in it if you do that
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obama micro managing their military efforts
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obama micro managing their military efforts
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Smh, bright idea jackasses. Once all these balloons pop they'll land back on you.
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That's some Coyote / Roadrunner shit right there! They should write 'ACME' on each condom with a Sharpie! rockon
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The odds of these even one actually working and taking down a plane is bigger than flak. I doubt even one will work. If anything they will pop to high altitude and fall back causing friendly fire..
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Smh, bright idea jackasses. Once all these balloons pop they'll land back on you.
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Never heard of wind currents, smartass. They would land on other folks, not the terrorists! tomato
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lol ::giggle:: I highly doubt those can withstand an air strike. Also, nobody wants to be reminded of black dicks with their "condom warfare". You're basically just asking to be shot at...ewwww eekalert

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So what happens if one of these gets sucked into a Russian jet engine? Although it seems a stupid question, an outside force has probably trained them in this.
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couldnt resist


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couldnt resist


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couldnt resist


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2015 muslims use condom bombs that will drop wherever the wind drives them and explode. Most likely on the goats...
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Have they recorded anyone doing the whole Alan's snackbar chant thingie with helium enhanced voices? Would be better than the current version, as demonstrated by this vid. Someone tell 'em it will make their voices carry further.
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Have they recorded anyone doing the whole Alan's snackbar chant thingie with helium enhanced voices? Would be better than the current version, as demonstrated by this vid. Someone tell 'em it will make their voices carry further.
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"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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Breaking news !

lmaolol1rof1whip



A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late...

Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used !

s226

As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure !

This indeed needs a pin @!

baffle
 Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592


eekalert

Condoms?

They are using condoms to fight against Russian AIR FORCE?


Who told them this intense super warrior trick? McCain?
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The same people who brought us "Cocks Not Glocks"
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Brilliant!
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the US has to make up some story to cover for when they start shooting russia plnaes outta the sky

"nope wasn't us, it was...uh... it was um... ISIS! yeah yeah... and they uh... how'd they do it? well, it's very simple you see...they uh.... they used.... condoms! yeah yeah yeah! floating condom bombs! that when you squitn your eyes can look very similar to American rockets or warplanes"
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Obviously they're getting their intel from Dr. Evil...


"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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are these laser guided?





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