ISIS Will Use High-Tech 'Floating Condom Bombs' to Destroy Russia's Air Force in Syria | |
SN7 User ID: 51691602 United States 10/24/2015 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What in the holy fuck lol... "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." ~ Terence McKenna |
Saddletramp User ID: 68373023 United States 10/24/2015 03:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imagine all the unwanted goat pregnancies that are about to happen as a result of ISIS using their CIA supplied condoms as weaponry... The dark side of war... "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68679079 United States 10/24/2015 04:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Breaking news ! Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592 A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late... Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used ! As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure ! This indeed needs a pin @! ISIS sent condoms to prevent transmission of disease between humans and goats... Finding themselves without women or goats ISIS turns the condoms into bombs lest they be tempted to use them on each other? perhaps they just need to get laid. I for one would be willing to found a charity group... "Hookers for peace" in which sex workers would donate their services to Islamic men deprived of sexual companionship. I'm pretty sure if they got a fatwa (the official ok from God) to have sex with goats, small boys, and little girls, I could get us a hooker fatwa. Hookers could quite literally save the world. I think with regular access to healthy sexual release these guys would be a whole hell of a lot less angry. |
Dr. Rorschach Watchmen User ID: 68618202 United States 10/24/2015 04:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Breaking news ! Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592 A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late... Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used ! As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure ! This indeed needs a pin @! And when they land on the local children in the area they can blame it on putin. Well played ISIS. “When you’re dead you’re dead, but you’re not quite so dead if you contribute something” -John Dunsworth |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70639959 Germany 10/24/2015 04:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Breaking news ! Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592 A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late... Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used ! As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure ! This indeed needs a pin @! Condoms? They are using condoms to fight against Russian AIR FORCE? Who told them this intense super warrior trick? McCain? |
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Rubatosis User ID: 70053572 United States 10/24/2015 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol ::giggle:: I highly doubt those can withstand an air strike. Also, nobody wants to be reminded of black dicks with their "condom warfare". You're basically just asking to be shot at...ewwww Last Edited by Rubatosis on 10/24/2015 04:26 PM People who are intimidated by you talk bad about you with hopes that others won't find you so appealing. Rubatosis - n. the unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat, whose tenuous muscular throbbing feels less like a metronome than a nervous ditty your heart is tapping to itself, the kind that people compulsively hum or sing while walking in complete darkness, as if to casually remind the outside world, I’m here, I’m here, I’m here. The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves. ~ William Penn I understood myself only after I destroyed myself. And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I truly was. Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own. |
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-GLP-Christian- User ID: 70315654 Sweden 10/24/2015 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2015 muslims use condom bombs that will drop wherever the wind drives them and explode. Most likely on the goats... Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |
trueforger User ID: 70634904 United States 10/24/2015 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have they recorded anyone doing the whole Alan's snackbar chant thingie with helium enhanced voices? Would be better than the current version, as demonstrated by this vid. Someone tell 'em it will make their voices carry further. Blacksmith King of Trades I make your tool DEPLORABLE MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN VULGARIAN LOVE TRUMP'S DEPLORABLE HATE Wisconsin=Deplorable Honey Badger State "We have to re-jigger it" VULGARIAN "Tough times don't last, Tough People do." DEPLORABLE |
Saddletramp User ID: 68373023 United States 10/24/2015 04:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have they recorded anyone doing the whole Alan's snackbar chant thingie with helium enhanced voices? Would be better than the current version, as demonstrated by this vid. Someone tell 'em it will make their voices carry further. Quoting: trueforger "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70619570 United States 10/24/2015 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Breaking news ! Quoting: Purveyorof finest condoms! 8792592 A week from now, when all of Russia's warplanes in Syria are blown out of the sky, Putin will scratch his head and think to himself: Why didn't I consider the threat of explosive, floating condoms? But by then it will be far too late... Extra large & wide Russian Stallion brand condoms were used ! As CIA supplied condoms did not give the measure ! This indeed needs a pin @! Condoms? They are using condoms to fight against Russian AIR FORCE? Who told them this intense super warrior trick? McCain? The same people who brought us "Cocks Not Glocks" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10948180 United States 10/24/2015 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the US has to make up some story to cover for when they start shooting russia plnaes outta the sky "nope wasn't us, it was...uh... it was um... ISIS! yeah yeah... and they uh... how'd they do it? well, it's very simple you see...they uh.... they used.... condoms! yeah yeah yeah! floating condom bombs! that when you squitn your eyes can look very similar to American rockets or warplanes" |
Saddletramp User ID: 68373023 United States 10/24/2015 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Obviously they're getting their intel from Dr. Evil... "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
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