As a child I would watch Pokémon

Wow what a bitch! Did she buy you all that stuff she destroyed?

what are you trying to say?

Fuckin bitch.

Shitty. I had my SNES and library of games donated while I was at school one day. I'll never forgive my folks for that.

Nope. One time I was desperate and I borrowed a Pokémon hame from my friend and my mom saw it and personally returned it to my class mate the next day.

good thing youre all grown up and can binge watch that dumb kid ash and play any pokemon game you want.

She was trying to stop you from becoming one of these.....

Im no longer interested in it.

Well done mum.

BUT POKEMON RUMBLE BLAST IS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

Last game I tried to play was in the 5th grade. Pokémon emerald

Get a 3DS and get Rumble Blast. It's the absolute fucking shit. Pokemon is okay... it's one of the only games I've played and actually enjoyed, although it puts me to sleep and I mean fast.

I manage to stay conscious during Rumble Blast and it's fucking epic because you fight groups. So awesome. I actually love the fucking game which is rare for me because I basically never care about games. Don't get me wrong, I'll probably play with it like 5 more times and then never again, 3DS back in the forgotten bag I keep it in because that's how much I play games.

I remember when it first came out, people were freaking out that it was Satanic. Then, when Platinum came out and it showed Arceus in front of a literally Illuminati pyramid eye, NOBODY CARED.

Double standards for ya. :/