When I was a kid I used to sneak in to the local Cinema to watch Tarzan and Jayne -JUST LOVED THEM BOTH ! Sexiest couple ever, don't you think

Hate to say this but if you look closely, whenever Tarzan is holding Jayne he has a hard-on.

repent!

I'm not trying to be critical.

I just thought that the O'Hara actress that just died was Jayne and I was very sad.

Then I googled and discovered it wasn't her and I got to this site that has me walking with a you know what all day.

So I can understand why Tarzan could not help himself.

I mean, I'm Greek and we invented sex.

But to be perfectly honest, I'm gay and Tarzan is the real joy.

Okay, I will.

Are you related to Tarzan?

By the way, I was kidding.

I'm not out-of-the closet gay. I'm like Putin.

Man, are you all homofiliacs in America? Why doesn't anybody want to be my friend?

Seriously, I was just trying to be provocative -I an not a sex maniac. I mean GEEEZ, we're talking about the 50's here and most of the Tarzan, Jayne and Boy pictures are actually endearing family photos.

So don't worry, you don't have to pretend you're gonna get your hands dirty.....

Just having some fun while I'm lying in bed with a high fever...

But the part where I used to sneak into the cinema is totally true.

I still think if any of you young people have not seen those old movies, you will fall in love with them if you watch.

Wtf?

What are you sick with?

I got the flu or something.

It was raining all day yesterday, the weather suddenly changed, frigid cold and I had to walk home in the pouring rain wearing only a t-shirt and I can't swallow now -and I'm sweating like a souvlaki.

But it's okay, been here before -2 or 3 days and it will be gone.

Are you a Doctor? Do you make housecalls?

Great movies.

aye aye ah...ah ah ah, no

Cheetah umgowa pacey pacey!

From tarzane and Jane to gigli and fuk head in one generation

I used to do the same.

is this some lame advert for an upcoming tarzan film?

shame on you op

Ungowa.

Its Jane, not fucking Jayne.