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LOS ANGELES (Nov. 2, 2015)– Relatives of a California man who died in a car crash that launched his body onto a freeway sign last week are trying to raise money for “unexpected financial burdens.”

Richard Pananian was passing vehicles on the right shoulder of the southbound 5 Freeway in Glendale around 7 a.m. Friday when he lost control and rear-ended a pick-up truck. His car flipped several times and he was ejected, landing on an elevated freeway sign. He died at the scene.

Pananian’s body was covered with a sheet after firefighters ascended a ladder and worked to remove the body. The body remained there for several hours.

A funding page was created in memory of the 20-year-old because “the family is facing many unexpected financial burdens.” The creator of the page, Armen Kardashian, wrote about Pananian’s backstory, which includes a Christian upbringing and a recent lamb sacrifice:

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"I myself had sat in the car with Richard countless times, and he had a 5 point safety harness that he wore all the time! All the time!! It would be the first thing he did without a reminder. I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it. If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”
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Armenians, probably scamming to see what bites and for how much. Did you notice who wrote that explanation? That's right, one of those Kardashians. chuckle

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From that article:

"I myself had sat in the car with Richard countless times, and he had a 5 point safety harness that he wore all the time! All the time!! It would be the first thing he did without a reminder. I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it. If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


God didn't do that. That's what happens when you drive like a crazy person passing people on the shoulder one too many times, you fucking tard. You're lucky it never happened on any of those "countless times" you've been in the car with that maniac. Having a five-point harness in a regular car is ONLY done by people who drive recklessly every time they get on the road, and the world is now safer thanks to this kid's accident. Why anybody would contribute to a fund set up for a person who effectively committed suicide by stupidity is beyond me.
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What a spectacle.
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Don't people sacrifice animals to satan now?
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Don't people sacrifice animals to satan now?
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Apparently, Armenian Christians still sacrifice animals to God. I guess they still haven't gotten that 2000-year-old memo that we don't do that anymore.
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Someone should inform the family that the survivors are not liable for the dead person's debts.

Not sure if his wife is liable, but his children certainly are not.

Now if they want a fancy funeral (not saying they do) that's on them.
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From that article:

"I myself had sat in the car with Richard countless times, and he had a 5 point safety harness that he wore all the time! All the time!! It would be the first thing he did without a reminder. I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it. If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


God didn't do that. That's what happens when you drive like a crazy person passing people on the shoulder one too many times, you fucking tard. You're lucky it never happened on any of those "countless times" you've been in the car with that maniac. Having a five-point harness in a regular car is ONLY done by people who drive recklessly every time they get on the road, and the world is now safer thanks to this kid's accident. Why anybody would contribute to a fund set up for a person who effectively committed suicide by stupidity is beyond me.
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Tard? You must have misunderstood me. I was just trying to point out that it said he always wore his 5 point harness. My apologies. hf
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From that article:

"I myself had sat in the car with Richard countless times, and he had a 5 point safety harness that he wore all the time! All the time!! It would be the first thing he did without a reminder. I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it. If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


God didn't do that. That's what happens when you drive like a crazy person passing people on the shoulder one too many times, you fucking tard. You're lucky it never happened on any of those "countless times" you've been in the car with that maniac. Having a five-point harness in a regular car is ONLY done by people who drive recklessly every time they get on the road, and the world is now safer thanks to this kid's accident. Why anybody would contribute to a fund set up for a person who effectively committed suicide by stupidity is beyond me.
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You're lucky it never happened on any of those "countless times" you've been in the car with that maniac.

That was also in article. Not sure why you're striking out against me.
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Don't people sacrifice animals to satan now?
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Apparently, Armenian Christians still sacrifice animals to God. I guess they still haven't gotten that 2000-year-old memo that we don't do that anymore.
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I would think that sacrificing an Animal would be a huge no no.... I mean I know they did back in the day... But now? We have much better ways to serve god than slaughtering animals...

Maybe they brought bad luck upon themselves???

I don't know any Christians that deliberatley sacrafice animals...
Strange...
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Dafuq you mean 5-point harness?

You mean to tell me this guy had an aftermarket seatbelt system in a Ford Focus? And was passing on the shoulder?

Something strange about this story...
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From that article:

"I myself had sat in the car with Richard countless times, and he had a 5 point safety harness that he wore all the time! All the time!! It would be the first thing he did without a reminder. I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it. If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


God didn't do that. That's what happens when you drive like a crazy person passing people on the shoulder one too many times, you fucking tard. You're lucky it never happened on any of those "countless times" you've been in the car with that maniac. Having a five-point harness in a regular car is ONLY done by people who drive recklessly every time they get on the road, and the world is now safer thanks to this kid's accident. Why anybody would contribute to a fund set up for a person who effectively committed suicide by stupidity is beyond me.
 Quoting: Revbo™


Tard? You must have misunderstood me. I was just trying to point out that it said he always wore his 5 point harness. My apologies. hf
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Sorry, I was talking to the tard quoted in the article, not you. I should have made that clearer.

Tried to give you karma to apologize, but it looks like I already have this week.

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From that article:

"I myself had sat in the car with Richard countless times, and he had a 5 point safety harness that he wore all the time! All the time!! It would be the first thing he did without a reminder. I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it. If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


Here is the end of your

"mystery"!

Jesus was the last blood sacrifice!

. . . those that call themselves, "Christian", but arenot . . .

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Orthodox people are creepy.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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Dafuq you mean 5-point harness?

You mean to tell me this guy had an aftermarket seatbelt system in a Ford Focus? And was passing on the shoulder?

Something strange about this story...
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Maybe he was a Nascar fan.
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Dafuq you mean 5-point harness?

You mean to tell me this guy had an aftermarket seatbelt system in a Ford Focus? And was passing on the shoulder?

Something strange about this story...
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He was just one of those dumbass kids who likes to soup up his POS and pretend it's a race car. My brother-in-law, thankfully, survived his Hyundai race car days and grew up. Some don't make it.

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Dafuq you mean 5-point harness?

You mean to tell me this guy had an aftermarket seatbelt system in a Ford Focus? And was passing on the shoulder?

Something strange about this story...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70386446


Ya think? A touch of the old Armenian daredevil driving perhaps? laugh
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Don't people sacrifice animals to satan now?
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Apparently, Armenian Christians still sacrifice animals to God. I guess they still haven't gotten that 2000-year-old memo that we don't do that anymore.
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Don't people sacrifice animals to satan now?
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Apparently, Armenian Christians still sacrifice animals to God. I guess they still haven't gotten that 2000-year-old memo that we don't do that anymore.
 Quoting: Revbo™


hesright
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It's a regular thing for Orthodox Christians, my dad still does it. He throws the bodies under his construction for money and luck, it works for him. A priest even comes out and chats stuff when he does it.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
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Is that woman making bread with her breasts?



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Be careful who/what your 'god' is.Animal sacrifice/slaughter
is EVIL. An omen perhaps-REVENGE of the LAMBS.

Another omen related to an article-a 1000 year+ buried VIKING sword has been found in Scandinavia-the Nordic peoples are about to get their warrior FIRE in the belly back.The 'invaders' will be beaten back and decimated. Europe IS NOT going to FALL.
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Don't people sacrifice animals to satan now?
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Apparently, Armenian Christians still sacrifice animals to God. I guess they still haven't gotten that 2000-year-old memo that we don't do that anymore.
 Quoting: Revbo™


hesright
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


It's a regular thing for Orthodox Christians, my dad still does it. He throws the bodies under his construction for money and luck, it works for him. A priest even comes out and chats stuff when he does it.
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these about which youare presently speaking arenot Christians; they are "Catholics".

These are Christians:
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Don't people sacrifice animals to satan now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70717855


Apparently, Armenian Christians still sacrifice animals to God. I guess they still haven't gotten that 2000-year-old memo that we don't do that anymore.
 Quoting: Revbo™


hesright
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


It's a regular thing for Orthodox Christians, my dad still does it. He throws the bodies under his construction for money and luck, it works for him. A priest even comes out and chats stuff when he does it.
 Quoting: nah-t


Sounds like witchcraft to me...
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I wonder if him landing on a sign; was a sign?

He landed on the sign for Colorado Street.


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Stay tuned, I guess.
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Dafuq you mean 5-point harness?

You mean to tell me this guy had an aftermarket seatbelt system in a Ford Focus? And was passing on the shoulder?

Something strange about this story...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70386446


Ya - youz is rite. Something's off.

Pics of the body hanging off the sign made me think of the hanged man tarot card. Body hanging over I-5 in LA by Griffith Park - also a creepy place

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From that article:

"I myself had sat in the car with Richard countless times, and he had a 5 point safety harness that he wore all the time! All the time!! It would be the first thing he did without a reminder. I find it ironic that 5 days after this offering to God, not only did God choose to take this young mans life, but decided to make such a spectacle out of it. If God works in mysterious ways his way remains a mystery to me and has crushed this family as a whole.”
 Quoting: Last of the Maccabees


God didn't do that. That's what happens when you drive like a crazy person passing people on the shoulder one too many times, you fucking tard. You're lucky it never happened on any of those "countless times" you've been in the car with that maniac. Having a five-point harness in a regular car is ONLY done by people who drive recklessly every time they get on the road, and the world is now safer thanks to this kid's accident. Why anybody would contribute to a fund set up for a person who effectively committed suicide by stupidity is beyond me.
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Even a lamb sacrifice can't fix stupid?
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A 5 point harness should of guaranteed his body would remain in that seat.

Crazy story.





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