The State vs a Progressive College Student

The State: "Excuse me, could you put your head in that guillotine right there?"
Progressive College Student: "That bloody guillotine right there?"
The State: "Yep, that one"
Progressive College Student: "Your not going to cut my head off are you?"
The State: "Are you some kind of crazy conspiracy theorist?"
Progressive College Student: "No no I'm not one of those dumb asses, forgive me for even asking, I'll do it"
The State: "You're so trendy, now hold still........"